Embarrassing Moments

MiCool90
MiCool90 Posts: 460 Member
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Let's hear your embarrassing moments. Share whether you were embarrassed or someone embarrassed you.


:huh: Look.... it's better than another one of those Rate Me threads...

Here is mine:

--- When I was very young, I saw a bald man in a store. I turned around and asked my mother aloud within his ear shot "Mom... why does that man have a boob on his head?" ---

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  • ktillotson14
    ktillotson14 Posts: 331
    I started the "duck face" in 1991...

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  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    I was at a paint store waiting for the guy behind the counter to stir my paint.


    I was just standing there, waiting patiently, sipping my drink from Del Taco.



    Then I thought to myself, "hey, I didn't I come in here with a drink". And I spit it out of my mouth onto the counter.


    So gross. Especially for a germaphobe like myself.
  • farfoorah
    farfoorah Posts: 168
    I started the "duck face" in 1991...

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    LMAO! That's the cutest!
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    ok, this embarrassing moment came before i was into kicking *kitten* and becoming sexy.


    i was at walmart one day wearing my schluby clothes, the outfit consisted of a pair of cutoff sweats and a tank top....


    well i was walking around with my sister when i heard a little boy ask his mother: mom, is that a boy or a girl?
    i still don't see how he didn't know...my top was cut low enough to see my ample bosom and i had my hair down...

    there are many more embarrassing stories...but here is one for now.
  • MiCool90
    MiCool90 Posts: 460 Member
    ok, this embarrassing moment came before i was into kicking *kitten* and becoming sexy.


    i was at walmart one day wearing my schluby clothes, the outfit consisted of a pair of cutoff sweats and a tank top....


    well i was walking around with my sister when i heard a little boy ask his mother: mom, is that a boy or a girl?
    i still don't see how he didn't know...my top was cut low enough to see my ample bosom and i had my hair down...

    there are many more embarrassing stories...but here is one for now.

    Did you knock the little kids teeth out?
  • MiCool90
    MiCool90 Posts: 460 Member
    I started the "duck face" in 1991...

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    YOU'RE THE ONE!
  • MiCool90
    MiCool90 Posts: 460 Member
    I was at a paint store waiting for the guy behind the counter to stir my paint.


    I was just standing there, waiting patiently, sipping my drink from Del Taco.



    Then I thought to myself, "hey, I didn't I come in here with a drink". And I spit it out of my mouth onto the counter.


    So gross. Especially for a germaphobe like myself.

    Oh my god!

    Lots of Purell in your mouth!
  • ktillotson14
    ktillotson14 Posts: 331
    My sincerest apologies to all social networking sites...
  • Chelseaax
    Chelseaax Posts: 197 Member
    I was in the store with my sister and it was a good day for me, girls will understand lol. I had a good hair day a new mini skirt on and all that jazz. I thought man I must look great, cuz everyone was staring at me....Only to find out I had a giant gummy bear stuck to my butt. :/
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    ok, this embarrassing moment came before i was into kicking *kitten* and becoming sexy.


    i was at walmart one day wearing my schluby clothes, the outfit consisted of a pair of cutoff sweats and a tank top....


    well i was walking around with my sister when i heard a little boy ask his mother: mom, is that a boy or a girl?
    i still don't see how he didn't know...my top was cut low enough to see my ample bosom and i had my hair down...

    there are many more embarrassing stories...but here is one for now.

    Did you knock the little kids teeth out?

    no, but i did give him and his mother the stink eye x's a million...lol
  • MiCool90
    MiCool90 Posts: 460 Member
    I was in the store with my sister and it was a good day for me, girls will understand lol. I had a good hair day a new mini skirt on and all that jazz. I thought man I must look great, cuz everyone was staring at me....Only to find out I had a giant gummy bear stuck to my butt. :/

    haha you got gummy beared!
  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
    I only have a million...but one that sticks out happened a few years ago. I was breaking a horse, and it wasn't going well AT ALL. He bucked me off, and my shirt caught on the horn, ripping it off of me. The next week, he tossed me again. This time, I took the horn down my pants and he about pulled those off too. :noway:
  • MiCool90
    MiCool90 Posts: 460 Member
    I only have a million...but one that sticks out happened a few years ago. I was breaking a horse, and it wasn't going well AT ALL. He bucked me off, and my shirt caught on the horn, ripping it off of me. The next week, he tossed me again. This time, I took the horn down my pants and he about pulled those off too. :noway:

    What was the horses name?

    Don Juan?

    Glad you are okay
  • Chelseaax
    Chelseaax Posts: 197 Member
    Pretty much haha
  • JTick
    JTick Posts: 2,131 Member
    I only have a million...but one that sticks out happened a few years ago. I was breaking a horse, and it wasn't going well AT ALL. He bucked me off, and my shirt caught on the horn, ripping it off of me. The next week, he tossed me again. This time, I took the horn down my pants and he about pulled those off too. :noway:

    What was the horses name?

    Don Juan?

    Glad you are okay

    Hah his name was Cool...he was NOT so cool....

    He ended up sending me to the hospital with a fractured hip. Shipped that pony off to be someone else's problem.
  • MelisRunning
    MelisRunning Posts: 819 Member
    I was in a traveling music group while in college and during one of our performances, my skirt just, well, fell down! I caught it at my knees. Rather noticeable. Very embarrassing.
  • sevsmom
    sevsmom Posts: 1,172 Member
    As a freshman in college, not yet accustomed to alcohol. . .I imbibed a bit too much one evening early in the year. I then proceeded to bend the ear of this pleasant young gal about how hot the guy we were hanging out with was, and why i couldn't understand why he wasn't in to me, blah, blah, blah. . . .Found out the next day he was kinda dating HER!!! Ooops. . .better. . . she was in my biology class and came over and sat right down next to me on Monday. I wanted to crawl under the desk!!!
  • donnamariewilliams
    donnamariewilliams Posts: 44
    I have a lot of them too. The one that sticks in my mind was when I was walking down the sidewalk as these two guys who were standing on the corner obviously were checking me out. So I start putting it on swaying my hips thinking I must really look hot today. Just as I go close to them, I slipped and fell. I didn't get hurt, but I hear them trying not to laugh as I ducked into the closest building. If it were a snowy or icy walkway, I could understand it. But it was dry and in the middle of summer!
  • MiCool90
    MiCool90 Posts: 460 Member
    I was in a traveling music group while in college and during one of our performances, my skirt just, well, fell down! I caught it at my knees. Rather noticeable. Very embarrassing.

    Are belts now a *must* accessory?
  • MsJulielicious
    MsJulielicious Posts: 708 Member
    I was training my two rescue dogs on leashes in a park.. They are large breeds and had spent most of their lives in a shelter so this was a challenge. Well, the park was a leash on only park, but that doesn't often stop ppl from unleashing theirs in my town. Well some person unleashed their two teacup breeds dogs that came barreling towards us.. my dogs went insane, slammed me chest first into a metal trash can that was bolted to the ground. I lost my breath and hit the ground and was dragged several feet... which made my pants drop to my ankles... wasn't wearing.... sigh... underwear
  • reteed
    reteed Posts: 22 Member
    My daughter got to throw out the first pitch at a major league baseball game. I got to go out on the field with her. After coming out of the dugout, I tripped over first base and fell flat on my face in front of 14,000 fans.

    I have also been at a Coca Cola dinner and ordered a Diet Pepsi to drink.
  • traceybarbour
    traceybarbour Posts: 226 Member
    I was screening a patient for a upcoming medical procedure and ask about any prior surgery and he told me he had a recent autopsy .. LOL I had to put him on hold to compose myself and just marked biopsy off and went on with my screening..
  • MiCool90
    MiCool90 Posts: 460 Member
    As a freshman in college, not yet accustomed to alcohol. . .I imbibed a bit too much one evening early in the year. I then proceeded to bend the ear of this pleasant young gal about how hot the guy we were hanging out with was, and why i couldn't understand why he wasn't in to me, blah, blah, blah. . . .Found out the next day he was kinda dating HER!!! Ooops. . .better. . . she was in my biology class and came over and sat right down next to me on Monday. I wanted to crawl under the desk!!!

    insert foot in mouth
  • spozzybear
    spozzybear Posts: 216 Member
    I only have a million...but one that sticks out happened a few years ago. I was breaking a horse, and it wasn't going well AT ALL. He bucked me off, and my shirt caught on the horn, ripping it off of me. The next week, he tossed me again. This time, I took the horn down my pants and he about pulled those off too. :noway:

    For some reason I am picturing you breaking in a unicorn.........or is it just me? :huh:
  • MiCool90
    MiCool90 Posts: 460 Member
    I have a lot of them too. The one that sticks in my mind was when I was walking down the sidewalk as these two guys who were standing on the corner obviously were checking me out. So I start putting it on swaying my hips thinking I must really look hot today. Just as I go close to them, I slipped and fell. I didn't get hurt, but I hear them trying not to laugh as I ducked into the closest building. If it were a snowy or icy walkway, I could understand it. But it was dry and in the middle of summer!


    oh boy... hehe

    did you have a nice trip?
  • MiCool90
    MiCool90 Posts: 460 Member
    I was training my two rescue dogs on leashes in a park.. They are large breeds and had spent most of their lives in a shelter so this was a challenge. Well, the park was a leash on only park, but that doesn't often stop ppl from unleashing theirs in my town. Well some person unleashed their two teacup breeds dogs that came barreling towards us.. my dogs went insane, slammed me chest first into a metal trash can that was bolted to the ground. I lost my breath and hit the ground and was dragged several feet... which made my pants drop to my ankles... wasn't wearing.... sigh... underwear


    Oh my god... now this is a candidate for the winner of this thread in my eyes so far... wow.
  • MiCool90
    MiCool90 Posts: 460 Member
    My daughter got to throw out the first pitch at a major league baseball game. I got to go out on the field with her. After coming out of the dugout, I tripped over first base and fell flat on my face in front of 14,000 fans.

    I have also been at a Coca Cola dinner and ordered a Diet Pepsi to drink.


    oh god... double whammy
  • MiCool90
    MiCool90 Posts: 460 Member
    I was screening a patient for a upcoming medical procedure and ask about any prior surgery and he told me he had a recent autopsy .. LOL I had to put him on hold to compose myself and just marked biopsy off and went on with my screening..

    haha

    safe to say work was *dead* that day
  • whitelaurel
    whitelaurel Posts: 162 Member
    Hm... I have a lot, too! I've become somewhat desensitized! ;D

    But when I was a freshman in college, I was moving into the dorms--super busy, everybody else was moving in too. I was carrying something awkwardly big, so I couldn't reach my ID to unlock the front doors... So this guy comes up, and I was like "Hey, can you unlock the door for me? My hands are full..." And for whatever reason, he didn't have his ID on him or he didn't live in the same dorm or something, so he couldn't use his... So I said "That's ok, you can just use mine! It's right here!" And I nodded down to my ID that was hanging on a lanyard around my neck, jammed awkwardly right underneath my boobs and against the piece of furniture or whatever I was holding... So embarrassing! He looked seriously uncomfortable and lost for words, before somebody else came up and unlocked the door for us.
  • BogQueen1
    BogQueen1 Posts: 320 Member
    I only have a million...but one that sticks out happened a few years ago. I was breaking a horse, and it wasn't going well AT ALL. He bucked me off, and my shirt caught on the horn, ripping it off of me. The next week, he tossed me again. This time, I took the horn down my pants and he about pulled those off too. :noway:

    For some reason I am picturing you breaking in a unicorn.........or is it just me? :huh:

    Haha. Fairly certain she means the saddle horn. Western style saddles have a horn (kind of like a big handle sticking out of the top?) on the front of them which they used to use to tie off the rope when roping cattle and things like that. Not a pleasant thing to lose your balance on.

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