The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Morning all. I'm just happy that it's not raining today.

    Bex, is this your visit to London for the spanking class for you and your Mum?

    Me maybe, defo NOT my Ma :noway:

    lol :laugh:
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Morning all :drinker:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I feel the KOD needs an injection of smut... That's what keeps it rolling... So...

    Favourite positions???
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    So this weekend we have:

    Bex and spanking
    Chris and stripping
    Hougt and his car, which will no doubt involve some hammering

    I'm going to Tesco and I challenge anyone to find smut in that!
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    So this weekend we have:

    Bex and spanking
    Chris and stripping
    Hougt and his car, which will no doubt involve some hammering

    I'm going to Tesco and I challenge anyone to find smut in that!

    Spending hours going 'up and down' in the aisles, selecting the correct cucumber for lunch :tongue: looking at the wares on display?
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    So this weekend we have:

    Bex and spanking
    Chris and stripping
    Hougt and his car, which will no doubt involve some hammering

    I'm going to Tesco and I challenge anyone to find smut in that!

    Spending hours going 'up and down' in the aisles, selecting the correct cucumber for lunch :tongue: looking at the wares on display?

    Oh, and more of a summer sport for the guys, cruising the chiller aisle admiring the summer clad ladies and their chilled nipples :wink:
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    So this weekend we have:

    Bex and spanking
    Chris and stripping
    Hougt and his car, which will no doubt involve some hammering

    I'm going to Tesco and I challenge anyone to find smut in that!

    Spending hours going 'up and down' in the aisles, selecting the correct cucumber for lunch :tongue: looking at the wares on display?

    I love cucumber :wink:
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    Good afternoon all

    Sounds like Chris and I use the same Tesco lol. There is also watching all the muscle clad guys stretching to reach something off the top shelf showing off the 6 pack - I can spend ages finding the right guy to ask for help reaching things lol
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    So this weekend we have:

    Bex and spanking
    Chris and stripping
    Hougt and his car, which will no doubt involve some hammering

    I'm going to Tesco and I challenge anyone to find smut in that!

    Spending hours going 'up and down' in the aisles, selecting the correct cucumber for lunch :tongue: looking at the wares on display?

    I love cucumber :wink:

    And bananas, don't forget the bananas lol
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    OK, so it's up and down, up and down the aisles, filling the trolley with bananas, carrots and cucumbers, weighing all the melons, sizing up the sausages and then off to the bakery section to give the baps a squeeze. Does that about sum it up?
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    OK, so it's up and down, up and down the aisles, filling the trolley with bananas, carrots and cucumbers, weighing all the melons, sizing up the sausages and then off to the bakery section to give the baps a squeeze. Does that about sum it up?

    Sounds about right to me see food shopping can be fun lol
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Where are the boys today?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    OK, so it's up and down, up and down the aisles, filling the trolley with bananas, carrots and cucumbers, weighing all the melons, sizing up the sausages and then off to the bakery section to give the baps a squeeze. Does that about sum it up?

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Where are the boys today?

    Tinz has gone to a wedding. Not sure about anyone else.
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Where are the boys today?

    I've popped in and out today, I obviously didn't make that much of an impression :frown:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Where are the boys today?

    I've popped in and out today, I obviously didn't make that much of an impression :frown:

    It's the popping. Sliding is preferable and makes more of an impression.
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Where are the boys today?

    I've popped in and out today, I obviously didn't make that much of an impression :frown:

    It's the popping. Sliding is preferable and makes more of an impression.

    Ok, I'll praactice sliding in and out with Bern, Bex and Mel...................cold shower please:wink:
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    Where are the boys today?

    I've popped in and out today, I obviously didn't make that much of an impression :frown:

    It's the popping. Sliding is preferable and makes more of an impression.

    Ok, I'll praactice sliding in and out with Bern, Bex and Mel...................cold shower please:wink:

    Bern we need soap from tesco as well Chris might want his back washed in the shower and the soap will help him slide ;)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    OK, I'll add it to the shopping list. And a packet of cigarettes for later on.
  • melanie8289
    melanie8289 Posts: 161 Member
    OK, I'll add it to the shopping list. And a packet of cigarettes for later on.

    I don't smoke but a packet for those who need it might be useful lol.

    I think Chris has slipped out again ;) and I'm going to have to slide off for now :)
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Sorry , just slipping in quickly to say I'm off on the comute home, will be back on line later, keep it warm for me :-)
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Right I'm back for a bit, anyone here?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Hola ladies and Gents..sticking my head is for a moment or 2 before I have to get ready for the day and my Thanksgiving 2.0
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Morning all. I'm just happy that it's not raining today.

    Bex, is this your visit to London for the spanking class for you and your Mum?

    Me maybe, defo NOT my Ma :noway:

    lol :laugh:

    "When a problem comes along...you must whip it"
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Well, everyone have a great Saturday...I am headed back under my blanket!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Slow weekend out here....
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Morning, Not sure what today holds, last week before a major office move, spent the weekend decorating the master bedroom, It's been so wet our Allotment has flooded big time but the major positive this morning is a 5lb loss so new GW of 210Lbs here I come.

    (I know it's not smutty but I wanted to share with my smut friends :happy: :happy: :happy: )
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Hay Morning all - a touch of weekenditus there. Great news on the loss Chris (weight, not allotment)
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    I think a weekend of stripping and rubbing down certainly helped :happy:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Morning, Not sure what today holds, last week before a major office move, spent the weekend decorating the master bedroom, It's been so wet our Allotment has flooded big time but the major positive this morning is a 5lb loss so new GW of 210Lbs here I come.

    (I know it's not smutty but I wanted to share with my smut friends :happy: :happy: :happy: )

    That's fantastic Chris. Who would have through stripping and rubbing would have health benefits as well?!

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