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What are snatches?

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  • Posts: 1,207 Member
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    exactly what i was thinking lol
  • Posts: 17 Member
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    My god that made me laugh incredibly hard!
  • Posts: 379 Member


    I swear I almost lost it! :laugh: :laugh:


    WINNER! :drinker:

    :drinker:
  • Posts: 72 Member
    Can someone explain it to me?

    They are weights lifted in one action from the floor! Only to be tried by the trained, as severe injury can be occassioned if you are not careful.
  • Posts: 68 Member
    OH GOD. please stop, now I'm crying and my co-workers think I've lost my mind.
    this is the funniest thread ever.
  • Posts: 1,472 Member
    First thread to ever make me cackle outloud.

    Forever a 12 year old boy.
  • Posts: 79 Member
    I'm mostly looking for a video of one

    I would just look it up on you tube.
  • Posts: 6,128 Member

    I hear you get faster results from snatches

    Yes, but you must approach them delicately, too much too quickly and you'll end up with injuries.
  • Posts: 47 Member
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    YESS!!! I about fell out of my chair laughing!
  • Posts: 6,239 Member
    I hear you get faster results from snatches

    Hate to break it to you pal, but I think you're doing it wrong if that's the case.
  • Posts: 95 Member

    OH!!! Did you mean the SLANG term? It means "lady parts below the belt." :embarassed:

    :laugh:
  • Posts: 95 Member
    YESS!!! I about fell out of my chair laughing!
    :laugh:
  • Posts: 6,239 Member
    Walt: What's a four-letter word for snatch?
    Bob: Grab.
    Walt: Oh... right. Whoopsie.
  • Posts: 1,927 Member
    I still need to make a video of my snatch. I don't think I'm explosive enough yet.
  • Posts: 1,590 Member
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    LOVE the other answers, but here is what I found:

    The snatch is one of the two olympic weightlifting events (the other being the clean and jerk).

    One of those times the real answer is even dirtier.
  • Posts: 3,472 Member

    Yes, but you must approach them delicately, too much too quickly and you'll end up with injuries.

    I'm not so sure about delicately, but I have been told by some experts that a really good warm up is always a good idea. Just diving straight into the snatch isn't always the best way to go about things. Things like rowing a little like you're helping out the man in a boat. That back and forth motions helps loosen some things up and prepares you for the real work. There are many ways to warm up, you're just going to have to find out what works best for you. Also, making sure you are eating before working out...some people tell you things like muffins, mounds, clams, and tacos aren't good before working out, but eating those can be very beneficial to your workout, especially if you're going down and need the energy. IIFYM Also, when you're in snatch itself, don't cheat yourself, go completely all the way up and all the way down, you'll get explosive gains from this. It does make you feel all limp after and it goes much quicker than you thought, but over time and with more concentration, you'll be able hold out for several reps and with practice and dedication, you'll be able to impress any partners you happen to workout with.
  • Posts: 8 Member

    I would just look it up on you tube.
    You could get fired for that if you do it at work
  • Posts: 2,465 Member
    My favorite thread of the day.
  • Posts: 93 Member
    Just google Blue Waffle! :)
  • Posts: 21,219 Member
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  • Posts: 19 Member
    That day they forgot about stars, and whether they had one or not upon thars.

    Oh, wait. That's sneetches.
  • Posts: 49 Member
    Just watch out you can get hurt from doing a snatch wrong
  • Posts: 3,450 Member

    I hear you get faster results from snatches

    Faster? Oh dear.... I certainly hope not
  • Posts: 880 Member
    Just google Blue Waffle! :)

    lol...I knew this would come up...
  • Posts: 1,259 Member
    Snatch the pu$$y,

    Put it in a box,

    and put it on the air-o-plane!
  • Posts: 1,061 Member
    Go to the Penthouse website. You'll find plenty of them there.

    Great minds think alike!
  • Posts: 1,116 Member

    Super Funny! Sitting at work laughing my *kitten* off!!!


    Never seen one this big or cavernous!
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    Never seen one this big or cavernous!

    Count yourself lucky!
  • Posts: 673 Member
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    reverse birth
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