WORST NAMES EVER!!!!

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  • sblake204
    sblake204 Posts: 458 Member
    A friend of mine used to date a girl named... Penny Nickels. They would call her loose change
  • rlmiller73190
    rlmiller73190 Posts: 342 Member
    I went to school with a Charmin (like the toilet paper) and a Kashier (pronounced like cashier).
  • DKWaggoner
    DKWaggoner Posts: 185
    Anita Dyck...one of my teacher's wives had that name.

    I know a drag queen named anita **** lol
  • Christieson
    Christieson Posts: 36 Member
    I had a translator once called January - not so uncommon in China. She revealed that she was a twin. Stupidly, I asked what her sister's name is. "February, of course" was the reply.
  • DKWaggoner
    DKWaggoner Posts: 185
    when I was in customer service I had a customer named John Sowerbutts
  • mamasmaltz3
    mamasmaltz3 Posts: 1,111 Member
    ****thead-

    Pronounced Sha-theed

    My cousin is a neo-natal nurse and one of her babies she was taking care of was named this.
  • DKWaggoner
    DKWaggoner Posts: 185
    Anita Dyck...one of my teacher's wives had that name.

    I know a drag queen named anita **** lol
    Seriously? What about people who's name is ****?
  • bridgelene
    bridgelene Posts: 358 Member
    My go to is (honestly) we have a urologist named Dr. Tapper in town. His first name is Richard. And for some crazy reason, he goes by ****.


    .....Dr. **** Tapper, the urologist. Damn.
  • mamasmaltz3
    mamasmaltz3 Posts: 1,111 Member
    I also know a Richard Peters.

    They call him ****.

    No joke.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    My hubby has a friend at work with the last name Kuntz.....it's pronounce Koontz, but everybody calls him by the way it looks. I use to work in a operating room and we would see some of the strangest names, Wensday, Cinderella, Marconia(yep, that's what babies first poop is called), Female(pronounced Fe-mall-ee), and there was a ton of people with names like William Williams. People at work would always go off about people naming there kids weird, me not so much. My oldest daughters name is Greenlee. We got ALOT of grief for it when she was born. I don't know why that name felt right, but it did. I do agree that some names are just awful and should have to be approved!
  • steph1278
    steph1278 Posts: 483 Member
    Had a neighbor a few years ago named Felonee. Also ****head(pronounced Sha-thay-ed) People must be high when they come up with some of these names
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
    Served once by a grocery store clerk whose name was "Latrina."
    My neighbor has no last name on her driver's license. Same on her other legal documents. Not exactly sure why. Her children have their father's last name.
  • JanaCanada
    JanaCanada Posts: 917 Member
    I went to university with a boy named Harold Dyck. Nickname was Harry. You get the picture. :laugh:
  • crimsoncat
    crimsoncat Posts: 457 Member
    "Nasmo King"

    From what he told us, his mother was a drug addict and was rather high when giving birth. She couldn't think of a good name, so she took the first one off a sign she saw. "Nonsmoking"
  • Gr8ChangesAhead
    Gr8ChangesAhead Posts: 836 Member
    My father was a biker and tried to name me Sin Evil, thankfully my mother put her foot down and named me Kimberly :smile:
  • crimsoncat
    crimsoncat Posts: 457 Member
    My oral surgeon's name was Dr. Blood. I'm not even kidding.
  • mamasmaltz3
    mamasmaltz3 Posts: 1,111 Member
    My oral surgeon's name was Dr. Blood. I'm not even kidding.


    There is a Dr. Blood in my town also. He is in family practice.
  • bridgelene
    bridgelene Posts: 358 Member
    My oral surgeon's name was Dr. Blood. I'm not even kidding.

    LOL We have a doctor (surgeon as well, I think, but not certain) here too who's name is Dr. Blood. Not sure of first name :)
  • mamasmaltz3
    mamasmaltz3 Posts: 1,111 Member
    I have a friend who's name is Luv Alotta. Her mom named her that because she loved her a lot. She actually had her account cancelled by Facebook because they thought it was a made up name. She had to send them a copy of her birth certificate to prove it was her real name. Not the worst name, just different.
  • Stinkerbelle84
    Stinkerbelle84 Posts: 328
    The dr. who removed my tonsil's was Doctor Butcher. Geez, thanks Mom!
  • Zara137
    Zara137 Posts: 9
    I know someone with the last name Dic who named their baby Magnus. No kidding!
  • Marie31450
    Marie31450 Posts: 96 Member
    I used to work with a Merry Christmas! I thought it was pretty. But wonder now with all th political hype that she may have to change it to Happy Holiday! Lol
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    My niece's name is Castle Brianna. My son's name is a little unusual...Ronan Alexander.

    We have a psychiatrist who treats ADD and his name is Dr. Phocas.

    And my personal favorite...the ob/gyn who delivered me was Dr. Infinger. :)
  • headoverhills
    headoverhills Posts: 70
    We have a Dr. Deathe in town. I don't know if he still practices ....
  • Kelleybelley69
    Kelleybelley69 Posts: 43 Member
    I think i have you all beat Denka Kunderlik, pissed myself first time I heard it lol
    also a family name here of Casebeer not the worst sorta cool actually
    and last one I always smiled at was Bertha Moosenose....
  • Flyer615
    Flyer615 Posts: 173 Member
    I used to have a customer whose name was Richard Tater. And I didn't read all the posts, but there was a pretty famous baseball player a few years ago named Rusty Staub.
  • Cespuglio
    Cespuglio Posts: 385 Member
    Teacher here too. I was stunned to read the "La-a" people. I had a student named Na-a (pronouced 'Na -dash -a'). You just can't make these up:

    I actually know TWO people with this name: Hung Tran (my dance partner, my roommate's best friend)

    Wynter

    Qrystl (pronounced "Crystal")

    Tyronia

    Alize' (Yep. Named after the alcoholic beverage)

    Aquanetta (Just... why?)

    There was a parent in my school who named all three of his sons "Mister" so that "they would be addressed respectfully everywhere they went"

    My high school sweetheart had twin brothers whose first names were BOTH Douglass. Only their middle names differed.

    When I was a personal trainer I had to page a new client of mine over the P.A. Her name was Melissa Cocke. Yeah. I got a few funny looks for that one...
  • kayfrog
    kayfrog Posts: 109 Member
    Indian name, Hardik Diks*hit .

    Yup.
  • SaraJanePOWER
    SaraJanePOWER Posts: 88 Member
    this is hillariious!
  • SaraJanePOWER
    SaraJanePOWER Posts: 88 Member
    my neighboor when I was growing up was Polly Esther
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