WORST NAMES EVER!!!!
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I am not trying to be graphic or gross. BUT I SWEAR to you there is a guy who GOES TO MY CHURCH named
"Harry ****"
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA0 -
I know of a guy his name is Harry Hunter but everyone calls him ****. huh...giggles0
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oops ****ie0
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I always was bewildered by my coworkers Michael Hawk and Richard Head. I kid you not - real people. Richard was actually quite well liked.
WHAT WERE THEIR PARENTS THINKING?
What about Michael Hunt :laugh: :laugh:
Also, I went to a church with a guy whose last name was Boner. AND it was pronounced that way! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!
I would change that shiz so fast.0 -
My middle school spanish teacher was irma footlick
Not the worst but a friend named his daughter katana0 -
We have a Dr. Deathe in town. I don't know if he still practices ....
Oh, and I worked for a lady Dr whose last name was Cox. A bit ironic isn't it? :happy: tee hee0 -
Sh*thead . .lady prononced "Sha-Theed" . .but unless you write Sha-Theed that way. .I am going to say *kitten* HEAD
a kiddo in our school is named
Abcde and prononced Ab-Ca-De0 -
my high school gym teacher said she once had a student named Marsha Mellow.... talk about horrible names...0
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Delicious Peters. Really funny when someone was looking for the file and stands up and yells, who has Delicious Peters.
I know a Delicious Johnson. O.o0 -
There is a billboard in Savannah that shows the names of newborns. I was quite shocked one day to see that one name was just one letter away from "gonorrhea". I can't remember what letter it was, but that's not the point!0
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Actual names of people that I know or friends of mine know. I actually have a running list of these names because I find them so fascinating and entertaining:
Reality
Notorious
Tangerine
Lovely Helle
Di*k Law
Sunshine
Harry Ball
Kandy Kuehn (pronounced candy cane)
Beryl (pronounced barrel)
Bronte (named after Emily Bronte, the author)
Atlantis
Wanna Hyunh (pronounced wanna win)
and the worst one of all: Vaginique
Had to edit Di*k because it blocked the whole thing out. Jeez, its a name for crying out loud!!0 -
Real Names:
-Delicious Johnson
-Richard Cox
-Richard Friend
-Poopity Hastaporn (he lived at my apartment complex; prod my friend Dsieda from my friends list as she know he exists!)
- Mr. Boner (elementary school gym teacher)0 -
Charmin, Tamela, Chasta, Fallen-pronounced Fallon, my last name is Chappell pronounced Chapel was made fun of in high school for that. and the principal pronounced it chuh-pelle lol0
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In light of the news about Baby "Hashtag"
I seriously think that some people need to go before city council or something and get permission on their baby's names so the poor kid won't be made fun of for the rest of their lives... Goodness. It was all in fun so it wasn't really a big deal to me... but being named Jenny... I got Forrest Gump references all through high school and even still do... I can only imagine what the kids would have done if I had been named hashtag...
Hashtag? Someone named their baby 'Hashtag'? Poor kid. Wonder what the grandparents thought of that?
I don't quite make the connection between your name and 'Forrest Gump'. Haven't seen the movie, either.0 -
Gidzmo - Jenny is Forrest's girlfriend in the film.
I have heard of some very weird names, but all are actual names.... just random one like Fergus and Aggie on 6 year olds.....0 -
I couldn't contain my laughter while reading these. The worst/funniest last name I came across - Klitz.0
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My surname is Jones, so when I was pregnant with my eldest child, I told the people I was working with I would call "it" Indiana if it were a boy, or India-Anna if it was a girl.... the poor men in my office believed I would do that too. The looks on their faces the first time I told them thats what I was naming my first born was so funny, I kept it going right up until I left for my maternity leave... My son Adam was born 2 weeks later
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In light of the news about Baby "Hashtag"
I seriously think that some people need to go before city council or something and get permission on their baby's names so the poor kid won't be made fun of for the rest of their lives... Goodness. It was all in fun so it wasn't really a big deal to me... but being named Jenny... I got Forrest Gump references all through high school and even still do... I can only imagine what the kids would have done if I had been named hashtag...
Worst kid names I've actually know of.
1. Hashtag
2. La-a (pronounced la-dash-a)
3. Orangejello
4. lemonjello
5. Mike Literous
LOL I had a patient named la-a. I went out there and called "lah-ah." And she was like UM IT'S LA-DASH-A. uh, okay.
All of these posts had me rollin.0 -
I was at the playground with my daughter once and over heard a woman calling her daughter Jazzicka and her son Moses, weird combo
And how did you come by the spelling from her calling? Sounds like plain old "Jessica" to me... maybe with a bit of a funny accent, but still...0 -
I once spent a funny couple of hours looking through the cencus in the UK at names registered at residences. One of them found was a lady called 'fanny bush'
Another one i actually know is an Indian guy called Anul Cockram0 -
I know a guy named Randy Cox...well, in the USA nobody really gives it a second thought. But, when he was in the UK people thought that was the funniest name ever! LOL One name that I really don't like, though it is popular right now is Dakota. It's a good name for a dog...0
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I worked at a bank once, years ago, and I used to see the weirdest names.. I have no idea how these people live with it and aren't getting their name changed :huh:0
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Mike Hunt, one of my high school teachers lol.0
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How about Woodfin Fagge. He went by Woody.0
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Also, one of the surgeons in town is Dr. Payne.
One of the gastro surgeons in the next big town is called Dr. Hyman. He missed his calling as an OB/GYN.0 -
Another good one! Twins named Dowanna Mann and Donita Mann... why??:sick:
That's hilarious even if I had to say it out loud before I got it!0 -
A friend of mine used to date a girl named... Penny Nickels. They would call her loose change
Another one I'm gonna have to remember. That's friggen awesome.....NOT!0 -
I remember two which I have come across via work:
Dr De'ath
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Jenny B0ll0ck0 -
I feel like I'm going to hell for laughing at this one but it was just so funny!
My sister goes to uni with a group of very lovely Arab girls and they each gave themselves an "Australian" name for people to call them by so they don't have to keep pronouncing their real names. One of these girls has a traditional name that is actually a very beautiful name in her country but sounds like something very different. Her name is Poopak. (not sure if that's the spelling)0 -
Also....in my boyfriend's home town of Coffs Harbour there lives a man who legally changed his name to Dr. Funky Bunny Love.0
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