worst pick up lines ever!

kmorg22
kmorg22 Posts: 180
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Ok so one of my pet peeves is men working all day on some corny phrase to try and get my number .... I have heard some really corny mess. smh

so what are some of the worst pick up lines people have used on you?
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  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
    I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.

    They always seem to fall head over heals for me. :heart:
  • kmorg22
    kmorg22 Posts: 180
    I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.

    They always seem to fall head over heals for me. :heart:

    lmao oh you sound like my bf
  • OddChoices
    OddChoices Posts: 244 Member
    Ok so one of my pet peeves is men working all day on some corny phrase to try and get my number .... I have heard some really corny mess. smh

    so what are some of the worst pick up lines people have used on you?


    "Does your husband appreciate your efforts at the gym" said while leering at me head to toe.

    Yes he does but even if he didn't, I would never fall for a toothless old buzzard like you.
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.

    They always seem to fall head over heals for me. :heart:

    hahaha
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
    I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.

    They always seem to fall head over heals for me. :heart:

    lmao oh you sound like my bf
    He used that on you and you're still together? Impressive!
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    when I had lost a lot of weight and inches, I was a full time waitress/assistant manager at a Chinese restaurant and sushi bar. while in charge of the sushi side, one guy asked if i'd ever like to try naked sushi. lucky for me, one of the sushi chefs and I were involved and he did everything he could to ruin his food.
  • ndarnecwy
    ndarnecwy Posts: 6 Member
    "Do you have a business card? When are we going out?"

    So blunt.
  • Siekobilly
    Siekobilly Posts: 401 Member
    I just entice them by offering a chance to touch, and possibly caress, my beard. :smooched:
  • kmorg22
    kmorg22 Posts: 180
    I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.

    They always seem to fall head over heals for me. :heart:

    lmao oh you sound like my bf
    He used that on you and you're still together? Impressive!

    lmao no lord no he never chloroformed me....... he just says chloroform is a solution to every problem. lol
  • OddChoices
    OddChoices Posts: 244 Member
    I just entice them by offering a chance to touch, and possibly caress, my beard. :smooched:


    You mean the bushy one on your face?
  • bellydancer124
    bellydancer124 Posts: 248
    I'm usually oblivious and don't realize they're pick-up lines. For example, I was sitting on a park bench near my office when this guy comes up to me and starts chatting with me. We had a little conversation and he mentioned he's a probation officer "in case I ever wanted to call him." I work near a courthouse, so it didn't seem odd a P.O. would be hanging around there.

    After he left, I called my bf and was like, "Do I look like someone who would need a probation officer?" I thought maybe I looked like a criminal or something. He had to tell me the other guy was hitting on me.

    Maybe I'm just really naive. :grumble:
  • KrazyAsianNic
    KrazyAsianNic Posts: 1,227 Member
    lmao no lord no he never chloroformed me....... he just says chloroform is a solution to every problem. lol

    haha
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
    I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.

    They always seem to fall head over heals for me. :heart:

    lmao oh you sound like my bf
    He used that on you and you're still together? Impressive!

    lmao no lord no he never chloroformed me....... he just says chloroform is a solution to every problem. lol
    I like his style.
  • Siekobilly
    Siekobilly Posts: 401 Member
    I just entice them by offering a chance to touch, and possibly caress, my beard. :smooched:


    You mean the bushy one on your face?
    Of course :laugh:
  • kmorg22
    kmorg22 Posts: 180
    one often used on me....."i lost my number can I have yours" or "what grade do you teach? I think I need to go back to school"
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
    If you were a booger, I'd so pick you first. :heart:
  • stomachflu
    stomachflu Posts: 134 Member
    Grab your purse love, You've pulled
  • anybeary
    anybeary Posts: 188 Member
    My band was playing at a bar last week (I'm a drummer), and this guy starts chatting me up after our set. He totally thinks I'm gonna be all over him after he says he used to be a record producer and he once worked with Ice-T. Sure, duder, sure you did. How stupid do I look?
  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
    is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • RekindledRose
    RekindledRose Posts: 523 Member
    If you were a booger, I'd so pick you first. :heart:

    That made me laugh! I needed that; thanks!
  • anybeary
    anybeary Posts: 188 Member
    I just entice them by offering a chance to touch, and possibly caress, my beard. :smooched:

    Um. I have to admit that I'd be very much into that.
  • KristenF101
    KristenF101 Posts: 100
    How much does a polar bear weigh?

    Enough to break the ice...hi, I'm xxxx

    If I lost a pound for each time I heard that one...
  • jfan175
    jfan175 Posts: 812 Member
    Here's 2:

    Nice legs. What time do they open?

    Wanna go halves on a *kitten*?
  • cessnaholly
    cessnaholly Posts: 780 Member
    Hey baby. Want some fries with that shake?
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
    Nice Dress. I bet it would look awesome on my bedroom floor.
  • chimpy_chimp
    chimpy_chimp Posts: 106 Member
    Guy: Did it hurt?

    Girl: Uh, I'm sorry...what?

    Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Girl: *groan*
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
    Alright ladies, saving my best for last. Try not to PM me too quickly. :heart:

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  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
    lmao love the face he is making,
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    At a gay bar one man says to another "may I push in your stool?"
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Said by a creepy old man to me... "I like everything big, I like my chicken big, my truck big"...Licks his lips and leans into me. "I like my women big"...Then and there I vowed to lose weight.

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