worst pick up lines ever!
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I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.
They always seem to fall head over heals for me.0 -
I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.
They always seem to fall head over heals for me.
lmao oh you sound like my bf0 -
Ok so one of my pet peeves is men working all day on some corny phrase to try and get my number .... I have heard some really corny mess. smh
so what are some of the worst pick up lines people have used on you?
"Does your husband appreciate your efforts at the gym" said while leering at me head to toe.
Yes he does but even if he didn't, I would never fall for a toothless old buzzard like you.0 -
I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.
They always seem to fall head over heals for me.
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I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.
They always seem to fall head over heals for me.
lmao oh you sound like my bf0 -
when I had lost a lot of weight and inches, I was a full time waitress/assistant manager at a Chinese restaurant and sushi bar. while in charge of the sushi side, one guy asked if i'd ever like to try naked sushi. lucky for me, one of the sushi chefs and I were involved and he did everything he could to ruin his food.0
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"Do you have a business card? When are we going out?"
So blunt.0 -
I just entice them by offering a chance to touch, and possibly caress, my beard. :smooched:0
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I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.
They always seem to fall head over heals for me.
lmao oh you sound like my bf
lmao no lord no he never chloroformed me....... he just says chloroform is a solution to every problem. lol0 -
I just entice them by offering a chance to touch, and possibly caress, my beard. :smooched:
You mean the bushy one on your face?0 -
I'm usually oblivious and don't realize they're pick-up lines. For example, I was sitting on a park bench near my office when this guy comes up to me and starts chatting with me. We had a little conversation and he mentioned he's a probation officer "in case I ever wanted to call him." I work near a courthouse, so it didn't seem odd a P.O. would be hanging around there.
After he left, I called my bf and was like, "Do I look like someone who would need a probation officer?" I thought maybe I looked like a criminal or something. He had to tell me the other guy was hitting on me.
Maybe I'm just really naive. :grumble:0 -
lmao no lord no he never chloroformed me....... he just says chloroform is a solution to every problem. lol
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I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.
They always seem to fall head over heals for me.
lmao oh you sound like my bf
lmao no lord no he never chloroformed me....... he just says chloroform is a solution to every problem. lol0 -
I just entice them by offering a chance to touch, and possibly caress, my beard. :smooched:
You mean the bushy one on your face?0 -
one often used on me....."i lost my number can I have yours" or "what grade do you teach? I think I need to go back to school"0
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If you were a booger, I'd so pick you first.0
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Grab your purse love, You've pulled0
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My band was playing at a bar last week (I'm a drummer), and this guy starts chatting me up after our set. He totally thinks I'm gonna be all over him after he says he used to be a record producer and he once worked with Ice-T. Sure, duder, sure you did. How stupid do I look?0
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is it hot in here or is it just you?0
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If you were a booger, I'd so pick you first.
That made me laugh! I needed that; thanks!0
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