worst pick up lines ever!

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  • anybeary
    anybeary Posts: 188 Member
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    I just entice them by offering a chance to touch, and possibly caress, my beard. :smooched:

    Um. I have to admit that I'd be very much into that.
  • KristenF101
    KristenF101 Posts: 100
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    How much does a polar bear weigh?

    Enough to break the ice...hi, I'm xxxx

    If I lost a pound for each time I heard that one...
  • jfan175
    jfan175 Posts: 812 Member
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    Here's 2:

    Nice legs. What time do they open?

    Wanna go halves on a *kitten*?
  • cessnaholly
    cessnaholly Posts: 780 Member
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    Hey baby. Want some fries with that shake?
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
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    Nice Dress. I bet it would look awesome on my bedroom floor.
  • chimpy_chimp
    chimpy_chimp Posts: 106 Member
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    Guy: Did it hurt?

    Girl: Uh, I'm sorry...what?

    Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

    Girl: *groan*
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
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    Alright ladies, saving my best for last. Try not to PM me too quickly. :heart:

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  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
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    lmao love the face he is making,
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    At a gay bar one man says to another "may I push in your stool?"
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    Said by a creepy old man to me... "I like everything big, I like my chicken big, my truck big"...Licks his lips and leans into me. "I like my women big"...Then and there I vowed to lose weight.
  • charelg
    charelg Posts: 599 Member
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    Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only 10 I see.
  • LittleBallofFurr
    LittleBallofFurr Posts: 242 Member
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    "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants." Worst. One. Ever. Except the "I'm Steve's friend" line lol
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    You must be tired, because you have been running around my mind all day!

    You must work at Subway 'cause you just gave me a footlong...

    I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.....


    is that a keg in your pants? Cause I REALLY wanna tap dat *kitten*

    and the all time low...wanna play midget boxing? You just get on your knees and give me a couple blows....

    And I am out...
  • LishaCole
    LishaCole Posts: 245
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    A friend of mine gave me a sexy look and jokingly said "Do you want to extract some protein from my column?" last week. He is full of inappropriate lab jokes.
  • NyxariaMoon
    NyxariaMoon Posts: 121 Member
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    If you were a booger, I'd so pick you first. :heart:

    LOL! I think this is my favorite one so far. :happy:
  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
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  • jayrock89
    jayrock89 Posts: 5
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    Used this one jokingly on my girlfriend: "Damn girl, I didn't know you were a job creator." "Huh?" "Yeah, 'cause it is WORK to not stare at that *kitten*."
  • DebraYvonne
    DebraYvonne Posts: 632 Member
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    ok I have the best one...my former brother-in-law (my ex's bro.) asked his current wife on their first date, "Did you used to be a man?" (She has big hands).


    I told him it would've been the last date for me but she stuck it out and they're still married (10 yrs)!
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
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    when I had lost a lot of weight and inches, I was a full time waitress/assistant manager at a Chinese restaurant and sushi bar. while in charge of the sushi side, one guy asked if i'd ever like to try naked sushi.

    Doesn't sushi have to be naked to eat it? :wink:
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
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    if you were a potato you'd be a nice potato

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