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    All I want for christmas is ?

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    • Posts: 74 Member
      A sack full $100.00's
    • Posts: 648 Member
      A registration for the Race to Wrigley in Chicago, and one for the Shamrock Shuffle, too.

      ...and to get laid on a fishing trip. (of course)
    • Posts: 441 Member
      A girlfriend, but would settle for a date. I mean what girl would not want to go out with a turkey wrapped in bacon that can crap stuffing on command?

      :ohwell: :flowerforyou: :bigsmile: :huh:
    • Posts: 4,585 Member
      Mistletoe...and a European.

      Or a few bottles of champagne.

      Whichever comes first. :drinker:
    • Posts: 2,724 Member
      Cosmotology School Supplies,because all that **** is expensive with the straightner,hairdryer,curling irons,hot combs,aligator clips,shears,cutting sissors,combs,brushes,aprons and the list goes on!!

      The Russian space program is expensive to join....


      And to get laid on a fishing trip.
    • Posts: 1,517 Member
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      The Russian space program is expensive to join....


      And to get laid on a fishing trip.

      This is getting to be like the 12 day of christmas!!!

      On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeeeee a lay on a fishingggggggg tripppppppppppp
    • Posts: 126
      For my 1991 Jeep Cherokee to magically turn into a 2013 Jeep Wrangler (4doors please).

      If I can't get that, then I will settle for a working heater in my car. ;-)
    • Posts: 849 Member
      This is getting to be like the 12 day of christmas!!!

      On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeeeee a lay on a fishingggggggg tripppppppppppp
      On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two warts where I never wanted warts.
    • Posts: 309 Member
      Anal.
    • Posts: 3,189 Member
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      On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two warts where I never wanted warts.
      Three rotten apples
    • Posts: 1,517 Member
      4 merkins thank you
      3 rotten apples
      2 WARTS! gross!

      and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp
    • Posts: 3,412 Member
      All I want for Christmas is a Speedo like the guy in the SoCo commercials. But I want it in purple. Purple makes you look more tan and I can't compete with his glistening, golden skin.
    • Posts: 2,190 Member
      Anal.


      This is why I love you! This was on my list this year too!
    • Posts: 849 Member
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      Three rotten apples
      Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive pooooooooooooooooooooopsnaaaaaaaaaacks!
    • Posts: 2,190 Member
      4 merkins thank you
      3 rotten apples
      2 WARTS! gross!

      and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp

      5 purple speedos
      4merkin thank you
      3 rotten apples
      2 warts, gross!

      And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
    • Posts: 1,200 Member
      Anal.
      to give
    • Posts: 3,189 Member
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      5 purple speedos
      4merkin thank you
      3 rotten apples
      2 warts, gross!

      And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
      6 itchy rashes
      5 purple speedos
      4merkin thank you
      3 rotten apples
      2 warts, gross!

      And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
    • Posts: 970 Member
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      5 purple speedos
      4merkin thank you
      3 rotten apples
      2 warts, gross!

      And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp

      7 hot, steamy carls
      6 itchy rashes
      5 purple speedos
      4merkin thank you
      3 rotten apples
      2 warts, gross!

      And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
    • Posts: 849 Member
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      7 hot, steamy carls
      6 itchy rashes
      5 purple speedos
      4merkin thank you
      3 rotten apples
      2 warts, gross!

      And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
      Eight friend list tracking systems...
    • Posts: 3,046 Member
      1. Skittybang bang
      2. a 9mm
      3. a tattoo
      4 making it rain at the strip club!!!!

      :devil:
    • Posts: 22
      all i want is some hookers and blow,a new clown suit,and a shovel
    • Posts: 95 Member
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      This is why I love you! This was on my list this year too!

      Liars!!
    • Posts: 2,190 Member
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      Liars!!


      We would never lie about this.
    • Posts: 95 Member
      Rad Anthem!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPXnzyDiiWw
    • Posts: 24,208 Member
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      Eight friend list tracking systems...

      9 golden showers.
    • Posts: 849 Member
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      9 golden showers.
      TEN POOPSNACKS!

      Now, don't skip poopsnacks again! :angry:
    • Posts: 970 Member
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      TEN POOPSNACKS!

      Now, don't skip poopsnacks again! :angry:

      11 cherry slurpees
    • Posts: 1,517 Member
      10 golden showers
      9 friend list tracking systems
      8 hot, steamy carls
      7 itchy rashes
      6 purple speedos '

      555555555555555555 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP SNACKKKKKKKKKKKKKS
      4 merkins thank you
      3 rotten apples
      2 warts, gross!

      And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp

      fixed because we missed a very special #5


      OH NEVERMIND i was too slow LOL
    • Posts: 2,190 Member
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      TEN POOPSNACKS!

      Now, don't skip poopsnacks again! :angry:

      Don't get your poopsnacks in fckn bunch. You can have them.
    • Posts: 849 Member
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      Don't get your poopsnacks in fckn bunch. You can have them.
      No, YOU can have them. Means more poopsnacks anyway.
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