All I want for christmas is ?

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  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
    4 merkins thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 WARTS! gross!

    and a layyyy on a fishing tripppppppppppppp

    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp

    7 hot, steamy carls
    6 itchy rashes
    5 purple speedos
    4merkin thank you
    3 rotten apples
    2 warts, gross!

    And a layyyyy on a fishing tripppppppppp
    Eight friend list tracking systems...

    9 golden showers.
    TEN POOPSNACKS!

    Now, don't skip poopsnacks again! :angry:

    Don't get your poopsnacks in fckn bunch. You can have them.

    12 popping pustules!
  • faceoff4
    faceoff4 Posts: 1,599 Member
    A new surfboard....or getting a new surfboard while getting laid on a fishing trip might be better!
  • 12 popping pustules!
    I was going to say "cream pies". I think we were on the same wavelength.
  • ekkand
    ekkand Posts: 592 Member
    My man to come home..
    Oh wait, you said something that could happen

    So.... Ummm... I guess all I want is to make everyone smile on Christmas.
  • All I want for Christmas- Is my deployed husband to come home safe and sound :(
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    ...a job.
  • kmorg22
    kmorg22 Posts: 180
    my house approval!
  • The day off! Working on Christmas day is the pits.
  • My Daughter's two front teeth....

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  • Typhanee83
    Typhanee83 Posts: 309 Member
    Anal.


    This is why I love you! This was on my list this year too!

    Liars!!

    Hi, my name is Tiffany. And I'm addicted to anal.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Anal.


    This is why I love you! This was on my list this year too!

    Liars!!

    Hi, my name is Tiffany. And I'm addicted to anal.
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  • helenoftroy1
    helenoftroy1 Posts: 638 Member
    To get laid on a fishing trip.

    Well done.


    An engagement ring :(

    or to NOT get earrings in a ring box and embarrass myself by bursting into tears before opening it.

    ha ha ha been there love!
  • helenoftroy1
    helenoftroy1 Posts: 638 Member
    I would like a weekend away with my long distance boyfriend.
    My niece to be able to see
    and two passes on my final essays of my masters ( to allow a better job for myself to move outta home.)
  • Mommyfate
    Mommyfate Posts: 31 Member
    All I want for Christmas is a punching bag. And my aunt and uncle are getting me one!!! YAY
  • Sherry2555
    Sherry2555 Posts: 17 Member
    a new bikini..because I WILL be wearing one this summer! :blushing:
  • terra32903
    terra32903 Posts: 185 Member
    To get laid.

    This! Glad many of us share the same wishes!
  • DefyGravity1977
    DefyGravity1977 Posts: 300 Member
    a decent pair of running shoes and my wedding rings replaced (stolen in the last few weeks)
  • kaceelawlor
    kaceelawlor Posts: 184 Member
    Kettlebell set and the nike sport watch. :) Oh and a remote car starter. I HATE getting into a cold car. lol
  • Brenda_Pancakes
    Brenda_Pancakes Posts: 288 Member
    - the charges dropped.


    I kid, I kid. I'd be happy with a set of new sports bras and a Twilight shirt. :love:
  • passmetheducksauce
    passmetheducksauce Posts: 211 Member
    to lose my virginity.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    For my kids to have a good Christmas :)

    But if I had to make a list for myself:

    Season 4 of True Blood
    Season 2 of Walking Dead
    a different version of Guitar Hero for my Wii
    a new flat iron for my hair (the beast can never be fully tamed with the one I have)
    an Amazon card so I can buy books for my Kindle
  • NatashaShen
    NatashaShen Posts: 295 Member
    I would love a store front for my bakery... that's been paid in advance for about 5 years.
  • ohohraptor
    ohohraptor Posts: 205 Member
    Aerial silks classes.
  • nonstopper
    nonstopper Posts: 1,108 Member
    a underground BASE with tunnels leading to every part of the earth!!!
  • peace in the middle east.
  • xSakura
    xSakura Posts: 288 Member
    A nice big cuddle, and lots of hot chocolate.

    I'm easily pleased.. :blushing:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    A solid gold helicopter.
  • KrazyAsianNic
    KrazyAsianNic Posts: 1,227 Member


    An engagement ring :(


    I have been wanting one of these for about a year or so now. 7 years in a relationship does this to you
  • wow29
    wow29 Posts: 283 Member
    Mistletoe...and a European.

    Or a few bottles of champagne.

    Whichever comes first. :drinker:

    to get laid on a fishing trip>my own family
  • Brewster1215
    Brewster1215 Posts: 247 Member
    To have a lover who won't drive me crazy.