Dog food diet?

wouldn't you rather eat some nice people food? it tastes better!

Yum, people food!

Wait, um, you mean food FOR people? Oh, never mind . . .

Yes, actually. I believe the way it works is to keep dry kibble in your pockets and eat a bit whenever you get hungry? Unfortunately, I ended up in the hospital doing this.

...Then again, I was too busy sitting on the side of the road licking my own *kitten* to notice the car coming.


Come on, really? I'm sorry to be so judgmental, but there's PLENTY of healthy food out there that you can lose weight while eating. DOG food is meant for DOGS, not people.

i love you lol

I knew a girl in college who, at a party, grabbed some dry dog food out of a bag and pretended to eat some of it, and handed the bag to the person she was talking to and more or less ordered them to eat some just to see if they would. By the time I came back she had three people in there miserably trying to choke down dog kibble. Quite the social scientist, that one. I think she was chewing baby carrots or something to make them think she was eating it too.

Mind you I did not refer to this person as a "friend". (and no, I wasn't one of the people eating dog food)

i wouldn't feed dog food to my dog. do you know where the meat comes from? from dead animals...not just farming animals...but all dead animals they can put their hands on...including zoo animals and laboratories and kennels. sometimes even package material that comes from left over meat meant for human consumption is minced with the meat...coz they can't be bothered to take it off.

My dog says, "Mmmmmm......good." She does prefer the garbage can over her dog food, but we keep the cover closed. Seriously? Do you even own a dog? My dog not only eats crap, she rolls in it with relish. She will eat half a paper plate trying to get the last bit of grease. If she gets a little elephant and zebra mixed in, more power to her. Consider it her ethnic dining.

BTW, I feed her Nutrish, by Rachael Ray. She thinks it's almost as good garbage.:drinker:

I this thread. I can't tell which I find funnier, the :explode: people or the:glasses:

My husband likes to tell the story of a roommate who ate the other two roommates food. One day he and the other roommate decided to get even. They fixed a meatloaf with canned dog food. Dang if the moocher didn't scarf it all down and never complained. They never told him, they just moved out.

There are these dog treats that are dried apple wrapped in chicken jerky that are better than most people snacks and cheaper. There are like 3 ingredients on the label. I've eaten those before. But don't try liver biscotti. It looks like biscotti, but it tastes like liver.

I wonder how those would taste dipped in gravy.....

I have often wondered why there isn't something like bachelor chow for real. There is this, I suppose: http://www.angryman.ca/monkey.html

Fun fact: If a human eats dog food, the bone meal in it will kill him - fraternity initiations have gone horribly wrong over this.

In the UK dog food is fit for human consumption afaik. when my dad was a young man and sharing a house, there was some row over the food with his house mates and one of them ended up cooking either dog food or cat food for another in a special meal, the guy liked it so much he asked him to make it again. He ended up eating it fairly regularly, don't know when/if the other house mates ever told him.

Despite owning a dog, I have not.
Cat food yes ;P

DON'T use dog toothpaste. It may say chicken flavor on it but it's a fcking lie. It tastes nothing like chicken. It tastes like.... nasty.

OMG I laughed so hard it hurt! Thank you.

thanks for the laugh....I needed that this early in the morning.

Is this real?!?

My dog doesnt need to diet, she already has a thigh gap.

Is this real?!?

Yes. You are reading it on the internet, that means it is real.

i wouldn't feed dog food to my dog. do you know where the meat comes from? from dead animals...not just farming animals...but all dead animals they can put their hands on...including zoo animals and laboratories and kennels. sometimes even package material that comes from left over meat meant for human consumption is minced with the meat...coz they can't be bothered to take it off.

My dog says, "Mmmmmm......good." She does prefer the garbage can over her dog food, but we keep the cover closed. Seriously? Do you even own a dog? My dog not only eats crap, she rolls in it with relish. She will eat half a paper plate trying to get the last bit of grease. If she gets a little elephant and zebra mixed in, more power to her. Consider it her ethnic dining.

BTW, I feed her Nutrish, by Rachael Ray. She thinks it's almost as good garbage.:drinker:

why do you ask if i own a dog?