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      My kids try
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      I opened bananas the wrong way round until I was 35 years old.

      most people still do this. consider yourself enlightened :)
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      Oh, I must add getting on an elevator and pushing the button for the floor I need, at the same time realizing it was already pushed by someone else.
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      Trying to twist of a beer cap that you need a bottle opener for. ..
      Looking for your sunglasses and forgeting they are on the top of your head .
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      going around a sharp bend and putting on my blinker... HAHA.. .done that a couple of times...

      Hey, I wasn't even out of a parking spot yet when I caught myself putting my blinker on.
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      the day i was standing infront of the door to my office getting pissed it wouldnt open....with the car door remote :noway:
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      Walking into door frames.
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      I opened bananas the wrong way round until I was 35 years old.

      There's a right way?
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      hahaha!!!!
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      Being knuckle-deep on a good nose dig and someone walks by - so I pretend I'm scratching my nose but actually smearing snot all over it.


      I'm an avid nose-picker.

      The honesty in this made me laugh....
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      Looking for my glasses when I'm wearing them. Yes...the fact I could see should have stopped these searches, yet I've done it multiple times.
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      Putting my blinker on to turn into my driveway. Doh!
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      Last week for the first time, I tried to use the GPS on my iPhone to track my distance walked on a cruise ship as I circled the outdoor track. Took me about 10+ minutes to figure out why I suddenly was walking about 5-6 minute miles. Completely forgot that the GPS was tracking the SHIP, not me! What a DUH moment I had and really felt like an idiot. Sure glad I didn't say anything to anyone I "know" except my husband. He knows I can be a little idiotic sometimes. Next time I'm on a ship, I'll stick to tracking the minutes rather than the distance!
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      Driving down the road thinking "Did I forget my keys?"
      I just laughed so hard I almost threw up my lunch.
      Freaked my dog out, too.
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      I once spent three days troubleshooting a Ford Bronco that I could not get to start.
      After checking spark, fuel pump, fuel filters, ect ect,
      it was out of gas.
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      Talking to my husband on my cell phone, and walking around the house looking for my cell phone at the same time. (and getting mad that I can't find it. :blushing: )

      I did this the other day....he laughed SO hard at me...
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      Basically all day, every day
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      I was talking on the phone with on of my guy friends and he said "I'd be on you like white on rice" I got quiet for a moment and said "I don't really understand that statement" "what does white in rice mean?" After he laughed for about two minutes he replied with "it's white ONNN rice, like the color white" Ya, that made me feel really stupid.
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      1. Trying to turn the TV off with my iPhone
      2. Using my house keys to unlock the office door.
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      Oh, I must add getting on an elevator and pushing the button for the floor I need, at the same time realizing it was already pushed by someone else.
      how about pushing it for the floor your ON....with other ppl in there with you...*ignores the snicker from the back of the elevator* :ohwell:
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      Walking into door frames.

      ^^^This..... hahaha I swear it wasn't that far out.... :grumble:

      Also, crashing into things that I walked by every day for the past 8 years. Apparently I "turn corners" too soon. haha And crash into counters, door frames, couch/chair corners, walls.....
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      I did this the other day....he laughed SO hard at me...

      I did this with my best friend one time on the phone. Told her I couldn't find it anywhere...

      The kicker was that she responded, "Did you check to see if it's on your charger?"

      Hahah.
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      Pulling a push door is soooo me, too!

      I do the worst job at parking ever. I feel stupid when I'm like, "Yay, I'm in the lines and everything!" And then I get out and I'm crooked as hell.
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      I bump into my bed frame all the time and I bruise VERY easily. My thighs look like I've taken some abuse. XD
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      Spending half an hour looking for the cat to find out he's been right behind me, following me the entire time.
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      Posting a thread that no one responds to...

      LOL
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      I bump into my bed frame all the time and I bruise VERY easily. My thighs look like I've taken some abuse. XD

      OMG that happens to me too!!! LOL
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      I did this with my best friend one time on the phone. Told her I couldn't find it anywhere...

      The kicker was that she responded, "Did you check to see if it's on your charger?"

      Hahah.

      LMAO!! i just about spit my coffee at the computer screen.........
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