Things that make you feel kind of like an idiot.

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  • quixoteQ
    quixoteQ Posts: 484
    Arguing with an idiot.
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    I bump into my bed frame all the time and I bruise VERY easily. My thighs look like I've taken some abuse. XD

    OMG that happens to me too!!! LOL

    YAY, I'm not alone! lol
  • nenacakesxo
    nenacakesxo Posts: 118 Member
    I am usually the last to laugh at jokes
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
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  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    Arguing with an idiot.

    Arguing with a drunken idiot...... hahaha
    I actually did that, then stopped, and said, "wtf am I doing???" And walked away. lol
  • tinacrane
    tinacrane Posts: 134 Member
    Hmmmm....maybe it's my age or my life or both, BUT I think I have done one of the stupidest things on here! While shopping at a store that attaches tall bars to there shopping carts- I repeatedly tried to exit the exit door and couldn't figure out why it wasn't working! Omg in front of a ton of Christmas shoppers too! :blushing:
  • amelia_atlantic
    amelia_atlantic Posts: 926 Member


    And I felt like the biggest moron in the world when I backed out of my garage last Saturday and completely took off my driver's side mirror. And it will cost me $200. Oh, and my car is only like 2 months old. :grumble: :noway:

    YEP! Did that too!
  • quixoteQ
    quixoteQ Posts: 484
    Arguing with an idiot.

    Arguing with a drunken idiot...... hahaha
    I actually did that, then stopped, and said, "wtf am I doing???" And walked away. lol

    “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” - Mark Twain
  • LollipopPsyco
    LollipopPsyco Posts: 22
    When i used my blow up doll and my slip and slide at the same time,and pop my dolly.....now im all alone .........again
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    Walking into door frames.

    ^^^This..... hahaha I swear it wasn't that far out.... :grumble:

    Also, crashing into things that I walked by every day for the past 8 years. Apparently I "turn corners" too soon. haha And crash into counters, door frames, couch/chair corners, walls.....

    Clumsy people...UNITE!
  • amelia_atlantic
    amelia_atlantic Posts: 926 Member
    When I'm wearing contacts (admittedly rare) and I put my glasses on to drive. After frantically cleaning my lenses I realize I can see. And I'm wearing contacts. And I'm an idiot.
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    My mouth makes me feel like an idiot frequently. I wish it would stop working. Every time I get a cold I pray to lose my voice.

    I have no brain to mouth filter. NONE. It's horrible.
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    When you see someone you think looks familiar and you say, "Are you ""?" Or "Did you go to "" school?"

    And then they look at you like you're insane and say "Nnnnno."
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    My mouth makes me feel like an idiot frequently. I wish it would stop working. Every time I get a cold I pray to lose my voice.

    I have no brain to mouth filter. NONE. It's horrible.

    You and I both. :D

    I say the dumbest **** without thinking.
  • 2BeFit4Jesus
    2BeFit4Jesus Posts: 97
    When I purchase the salad bar at Ruby Tuesday's without checking in advance for croutons. Those croutons are the only reason I go there dagnabbit.
  • ChristyRunStarr
    ChristyRunStarr Posts: 1,600 Member
    I've done most of these things....

    also, when I'm at working printing things and I think I hit print when all I've done is hit ok on the things I changed for how I want it to print and then I'm standing at the printer wondering what the hell, where is it! Just to get back to my desk and see it's still on my screen
  • JenniBaby85
    JenniBaby85 Posts: 855 Member
    pushing a pull door

    ^ This. Or pulling a push door.
  • KiraBaby20
    KiraBaby20 Posts: 156
    When I blank out when people talk and have to ask them to repeat themselves numerous times
  • beach_please
    beach_please Posts: 533 Member
    Parallel parking:laugh: :ohwell: :blushing:

    Yes! I haven't paralleled parked since my driving test when I was 16.
  • amelia_atlantic
    amelia_atlantic Posts: 926 Member
    I was talking on the phone with on of my guy friends and he said "I'd be on you like white on rice" I got quiet for a moment and said "I don't really understand that statement" "what does white in rice mean?" After he laughed for about two minutes he replied with "it's white ONNN rice, like the color white" Ya, that made me feel really stupid.

    Haha way to take the wind out of his sails!

    I was Black Widow for Halloween (black catsuit and gun holster). When a told a guy friend about it he was like "Great. You're going to be in all spandex and I'm going to have carry around a pillow". I said "You're going to be a GHOST for Halloween?"

    I was thinking a sheet with holes cut in it and he was thinking a pillow to mask a potential "tent".
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    Do you guys remember Amazing Gummy bears? They were out in the 80's or early 90's I think. I saw them dancing in the commercial and I thought that these gummy bears would be the most amazing and best tasting gummy bears on the planet. So I begged my mom and she bought me a little bag. I was so disappointed when they just tasted like regular gummy bears. I mean, the commerical had the dancing bears and exploding fruit. I was little, but it's always stuck with me.
  • grawrrrr
    grawrrrr Posts: 336
    When I blank out when people talk and have to ask them to repeat themselves numerous times

    ALL THE TIME!

    I do that with books, too. I'll read a page and I realize I didn't actually let it sink in, so I have to read it again. lol
  • anndelaney67
    anndelaney67 Posts: 35 Member
    Searching frantically for my cell phone when it's in my hand. Same for sunglasses.

    JM
    think we have all done that :happy:
  • sunnygirl19
    sunnygirl19 Posts: 60 Member
    I opened bananas the wrong way round until I was 35 years old.

    most people still do this. consider yourself enlightened :)

    Ummm......How is this possible?!
  • kblu0816
    kblu0816 Posts: 1,627 Member
    Walking in the kitchen or bedroom or wherever to get something....and I forget what it was!!!! Did that this morning. Soooo frustrating. Must be the blonde I guess :blushing:
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Forgetting people's names when they've just introduced themselves. I have a two-second memory for names.
  • holeshottdr
    holeshottdr Posts: 364 Member
    Trying to wrap Christmas gifts makes me feel like an idiot....
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    Trying to wrap Christmas gifts makes me feel like an idiot....

    Me too. I hate wasting wrapping paper, so I use the ends of different wrapping paper on one gift and it ends up looking like Frankenstein.
  • tracypk
    tracypk Posts: 233 Member
    Reaching to use the mouse on my computer and realizing it's my cel phone.
  • bcf7683
    bcf7683 Posts: 1,653 Member
    I opened bananas the wrong way round until I was 35 years old.

    How is that even possible???

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