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Apparently so. 16lb baby girl.
Immaculate conception!!0 -
Apparently.... so am I.... weird.0
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Uh apparently so. And the father is Fabio. :noway:0
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Says I am, it's a boy, he'll be over 10 lbs with brown hair/eyes and the Pool Boy is the daddy...heh0
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To all of you -
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Well crap. Apparently I'm having an 11 pound boy and the father is **** Cheney. According to this highly accurate site, conception occurred without my knowledge. "This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way."0
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Damnit... my baby daddy is PeeWee Herman. My husband is going to be so pissed.0
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Too funny. Here is the line I got about the father. (the neighbor kid)
Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .0 -
I am for real, and it said I am carrying boy (which I am)! Apparently it will have blonde hair and blue eyes, which seems probable. Hahaha. Definitely not the mail mans baby though.0
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No baby on board.... dodged a bullet on that one0
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This is the biggest piece of crap I've never seen. Supposedly I am, with a boy - but I finished my TOM yesterday. The dad is Bill O'Reilly...good lord.0
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It's A Girl!
16 lbs, 3 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes (good lord! Can you say ouch?)
and with the Pope? That is wrong on so many levels.
Very funny though. Good lunchtime laugh!0 -
Am I the only one who got a negative test? I feel so left out. :grumble:0
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Well apparently its a girl with Boss Hogg/the Mailman (scary since I have a mail lady) or Michael Jackson...0
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I am for real, and it said I am carrying boy (which I am)! Apparently it will have blonde hair and blue eyes, which seems probable. Hahaha. Definitely not the mail mans baby though.
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sweet! im having a ginger baby with Arnold Schwarzenegger0
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LMAO thats halarious, im having a 15lb gril with bill clinton hahaha hmmm guess having your tubes tied doest work everytime lol0
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lol it says im not pregnant0
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Sick! Looks Like Arnold knocked me up toooo. That Rat!
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Don't feel bad, you were just wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. It could have happened to anyone.0 -
Boss Hogg somehow impregnated me with a potential 8 lb 15 oz boy.
I'm not sure how to break the news to my wife...0
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