Are you pregnant?

jtc71
jtc71 Posts: 14
in Chit-Chat
There's a free online pregnancy test now at http://www.thepregnancytester.com/.

Looks legit...
«134

Replies

  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Apparently so. 16lb baby girl.

    Immaculate conception!!
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    Apparently.... so am I.... weird.
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    Uh apparently so. And the father is Fabio. :noway:
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Says I am, it's a boy, he'll be over 10 lbs with brown hair/eyes and the Pool Boy is the daddy...heh
  • jtc71
    jtc71 Posts: 14
    To all of you -
    DRHcw.gif
  • Cindy873
    Cindy873 Posts: 1,165
    Well crap. Apparently I'm having an 11 pound boy and the father is **** Cheney. According to this highly accurate site, conception occurred without my knowledge. "This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way."
  • rachelrb85
    rachelrb85 Posts: 579 Member
    Damnit... my baby daddy is PeeWee Herman. My husband is going to be so pissed.
  • jenlarz
    jenlarz Posts: 813 Member
    Too funny. Here is the line I got about the father. (the neighbor kid)
    Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .
  • Moonblood
    Moonblood Posts: 199 Member
    I am for real, and it said I am carrying boy (which I am)! Apparently it will have blonde hair and blue eyes, which seems probable. Hahaha. Definitely not the mail mans baby though.
  • GeekGirl23
    GeekGirl23 Posts: 517 Member
    No baby on board.... dodged a bullet on that one
  • kristen6022
    kristen6022 Posts: 1,923 Member
    This is the biggest piece of crap I've never seen. Supposedly I am, with a boy - but I finished my TOM yesterday. The dad is Bill O'Reilly...good lord.
  • mandisu
    mandisu Posts: 57 Member
    It's A Girl!
    16 lbs, 3 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes (good lord! Can you say ouch?)

    and with the Pope? That is wrong on so many levels.

    Very funny though. Good lunchtime laugh!
  • bellydancer124
    bellydancer124 Posts: 248
    Am I the only one who got a negative test? I feel so left out. :grumble:
  • kaitlynnesmommy
    kaitlynnesmommy Posts: 166 Member
    Well apparently its a girl with Boss Hogg/the Mailman (scary since I have a mail lady) or Michael Jackson...
  • jtc71
    jtc71 Posts: 14
    I am for real, and it said I am carrying boy (which I am)! Apparently it will have blonde hair and blue eyes, which seems probable. Hahaha. Definitely not the mail mans baby though.

    Congrats!
  • rudegyal_b
    rudegyal_b Posts: 593 Member
    sweet! im having a ginger baby with Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • plynn54
    plynn54 Posts: 912 Member
    LMAO thats halarious, im having a 15lb gril with bill clinton hahaha hmmm guess having your tubes tied doest work everytime lol
  • LittleBallofFurr
    LittleBallofFurr Posts: 242 Member
    lol it says im not pregnant
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    Sick! Looks Like Arnold knocked me up toooo. That Rat!

    Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Don't feel bad, you were just wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. It could have happened to anyone.
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    Boss Hogg somehow impregnated me with a potential 8 lb 15 oz boy.

    I'm not sure how to break the news to my wife...
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    It's a boy. Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 14 lbs, 3 oz and have brown hair and green eyes.
  • sarahharmintx
    sarahharmintx Posts: 868 Member
    Funny but sadly no.
  • knowwhentoshutup
    knowwhentoshutup Posts: 318 Member
    Hooray! I am having a 9lb 4oz baby with the Pope.

    I feel so blessed. Or, I was blessed. Either way, he's got some explaining to do.
  • chicco57
    chicco57 Posts: 298
    LMAO thats halarious, im having a 15lb gril with bill clinton hahaha hmmm guess having your tubes tied doest work everytime lol
    You too! im having a boy with good old bill clinton too! boy that man doesn't half get around! lmao!
  • MemphisKitten
    MemphisKitten Posts: 878 Member
    According to this, I will have a 15 lb baby girl and the father is **** Cheney!! LMAO!!!! :laugh:
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    Its says I did naughty with Fabio
    image.php?dad_title=Fabio&uname=yo&kn=Rebecca%20Kylie%20Fabio&LBS=6&OZS=16

    I SAY:
    funny-gifs-not-father.gif
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    NO, WHY? DO I LOOK PREGNANT?!?!??! :mad:
  • farmwife3815
    farmwife3815 Posts: 326 Member
    LOL!! I'm to have a 6 pound 6 ounce baby girl and the father is Ralph Nader!!! LOL
  • shiraLA
    shiraLA Posts: 272 Member
    100% positive I am not. You have to have sex to get pregnant lol
  • classycouture
    classycouture Posts: 888 Member
    Uhh, the father is Janet Reno?



    I need to stop drinking tequila.

Categories