Give Me Your Personal Information
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Take my account, I bet you can fix it.0
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Sounds like a plan. Then you can deal with those pesky student loans.0
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No, no, no. You're getting this all wrong. I want the good stuff. None of these bad accounts. You're really making me work for this. The whole point was to get easy money fast.0
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It's not satire if you let people know, silly! Half the fun is seeing the joke go over people's heads!0
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It's not satire if you let people know, silly! Half the fun is seeing the joke go over people's heads!
Unfortunately, that is the world we live in. There must be disclaimers everywhere lest someone be "offended". Gasp!0 -
It's not satire if you let people know, silly! Half the fun is seeing the joke go over people's heads!
Unfortunately, that is the world we live in. There must be disclaimers everywhere lest someone be "offended". Gasp!
your disclaimers offend me!0 -
Name: Jennifer Lopez
DOB: July 24, 69
Maiden: Who's my momma?
ACCT: 0U812
PIN: ICUP
Dont let the profile fool you, Im really J.lo on the down low!
Good luck!0 -
Actually, I have a great idea. Rather than stealing my identity, why don't you just give me your account number and I'll wire all my money to you. Better give me your password and pin so that there won't be any delays.
I'm all over it. Sending important private information shortly. However, I'll need the original titles to all your vehicles before I can proceed. It's a bank thing.
Well, I ride a razor scooter with purple wheels. It didn't come with a title, but I'd be happy to give you the user manual and extra parts.0 -
my phone number is 911
call me maybe?
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If you stole my identity you'd be in a worse financial situation than you currently are...
This^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0 -
Hahahahaha!! Sure, and good luck when you try to buy something with my information and they tell you it has been DENIED!!!!0
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I'm Cat Woman
My money is shipping in on the Cat Knip Express ($400,000,000)
And i keep my costume under my floorboard in my house0 -
I'm Julia Gulia
No you're not. You're Julia Hart. You never married Glenn. You married Robbie. Don't your remember?
I am so ashamed I actually get this reference. :laugh:0 -
Since I'm short on cash this time of years, I've decided to go into identity theft. Since I see that it's common place to have threads like "when's your birthday", "where did you grow up", "what's your high school mascot" and so on, I figure I'll just be blunt and ask that you just reveal all you web account secret questions. Feel free to add in your social security number and mother's maiden name. Bank names and account numbers would be helpful too. Credit cards as well. Thanks in advance!
(By the way, for those of you shaking your heads in disgust, this is just satire. It's okay, I didn't really mean it.)
Since you asked......my bank card pin code is BOSCO.0 -
I'm in a Witness Protection Program - if you took on my real id, you'd have 48-72 hours to get out of the country, find a new identity and get rid of a body.
Ready? Check your mail.0 -
I'm in a Witness Protection Program - if you took on my real id, you'd have 48-72 hours to get out of the country, find a new identity and get rid of a body.
Ready? Check your mail.
Hmmm....I haven't mastered body removal. I'll let you keep your real identity. But how about your fake one?0 -
If you stole my identity you'd give it back. With a telephone number of a financial councelor.
This. Except counselor.0 -
If you stole my identity you'd give it back. With a telephone number of a financial councelor.
AMEN!!!0
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