son won't work out or drink enough water

BaconMD
BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
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hi guys

my son is getting fat and i am worried about his health.

i try to get him to drink 8 cups of water but after the 2nd cup he just chokes and it just runs out of the side of his mouth.

any tips on that?

and also my main concern is he is putting on weight every day. at first he lost almost a pound and i was so proud! but then a few days later he gained it all back and more.

i put him on the treadmill but he won't listen to me - he won't run, he just lays there and when i push start he just lets it fling him off!

i don't know what to do! he is almost 6 weeks old and i am worried. i think this is a sign of a life of obesity ahead of him. i don't want him to be fat like i am. please help!
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  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Get him new parents.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Get him new parents.

    This.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    have you tried any of the beachbaby supplements or dvd's? my toddler lost 10 lbs doing those programs!
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    Get him new parents.

    This.
    lol, come on now guys, be serious here.
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    have you tried any of the beachbaby supplements or dvd's? my toddler lost 10 lbs doing those programs!
    not yet, I will look on Amazon for them.

    we have only tried Baby By Vi and it doesn't work.
  • glitterjam
    glitterjam Posts: 145 Member
    This was my best laugh today. TY!!!!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    He sounds very lazy. You should send him to military school. They'll whip his lazy baby *kitten* into shape.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    WTF?! LMAO
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    have you tried any of the beachbaby supplements or dvd's? my toddler lost 10 lbs doing those programs!
    not yet, I will look on Amazon for them.

    we have only tried Baby By Vi and it doesn't work.

    Team BeachBaby is definitely superior to Baby By Vi. Do you mind if I inbox you with more info? I can send you some free samples for $3 each.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    lol, come on now guys, be serious here.

    Biggest Loser is the way to go.
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    He sounds very lazy. You should send him to military school. They'll whip his lazy baby *kitten* into shape.
    I don't think he's old enough to go to military school yet. :(
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Cut the formula in his bottle and just give him water with a squeeze of lemon juice.
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    Have you tried throwing it? Waving of the arms during flight is great work for the delts. Also, I think there is HCG present after labor in a pregnant womans urins so golden shower 4-11 times a day.

    Serious post not sure plaze halp.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    He sounds very lazy. You should send him to military school. They'll whip his lazy baby *kitten* into shape.
    I don't think he's old enough to go to military school yet. :(

    No one is ever too young to protect our country, son.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    He sounds very lazy. You should send him to military school. They'll whip his lazy baby *kitten* into shape.
    I don't think he's old enough to go to military school yet. :(

    What about military pre-school?
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,689 Member
    lol...
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Get him raspberry ketones and shakeweights.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I can't give proper effective advice without seeing cute, adorable pics of said fat baby!
  • xMonroeMisfit
    xMonroeMisfit Posts: 411 Member
    :laugh:
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Kids not doing what i want? They fear me so this is not an issue
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    Get him raspberry ketones and shakeweights.

    the baby is the shakeweight.
  • D0ry
    D0ry Posts: 59 Member
    Oh boy. Maybe it's in the macros balance?

    LOL :))))
  • Ta2dchic20
    Ta2dchic20 Posts: 376 Member
    Put a little meth in his bottle....
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
    I can't give proper effective advice without seeing cute, adorable pics of said fat baby!
    caius-1.jpg
    caius-2.jpg

    Lame FB pics are too wide... fixed
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Put a little meth in his bottle....

    Line, crossed.
  • meeka472
    meeka472 Posts: 283 Member
    Cut him back to 300 calories a day and increase his cardio. Also, cut back on the breast milk...that stuff is full of fat!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Put a little meth in his bottle....

    Line, crossed.

    Are you serious? There were a couple of lines crossed in this thread long before this comment!
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    Put a little meth in his bottle....

    Line, crossed.

    internet-police.jpg?w=296&h=405
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    Does that baby even lift??
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Put a little meth in his bottle....

    Line, crossed.

    Are you serious? There were a couple of lines crossed in this thread long before this comment!

    No, not at all.
    :wink: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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