son won't work out or drink enough water

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  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    Get him raspberry ketones and shakeweights.

    the baby is the shakeweight.
  • D0ry
    D0ry Posts: 59 Member
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    Oh boy. Maybe it's in the macros balance?

    LOL :))))
  • Ta2dchic20
    Ta2dchic20 Posts: 376 Member
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    Put a little meth in his bottle....
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
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    I can't give proper effective advice without seeing cute, adorable pics of said fat baby!
    caius-1.jpg
    caius-2.jpg

    Lame FB pics are too wide... fixed
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    Put a little meth in his bottle....

    Line, crossed.
  • meeka472
    meeka472 Posts: 283 Member
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    Cut him back to 300 calories a day and increase his cardio. Also, cut back on the breast milk...that stuff is full of fat!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Put a little meth in his bottle....

    Line, crossed.

    Are you serious? There were a couple of lines crossed in this thread long before this comment!
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    Put a little meth in his bottle....

    Line, crossed.

    internet-police.jpg?w=296&h=405
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    Does that baby even lift??
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    Put a little meth in his bottle....

    Line, crossed.

    Are you serious? There were a couple of lines crossed in this thread long before this comment!

    No, not at all.
    :wink: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    Get him raspberry ketones and shakeweights.

    never shakeweight a baby!
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    Put a little meth in his bottle....

    Line, crossed.

    internet-police.jpg?w=296&h=405

    I can't see the picture at work, but I can assure you, I was kidding.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    Cut him back to 300 calories a day and increase his cardio. Also, cut back on the breast milk...that stuff is full of fat!

    I would agree with this.

    Also have you seen The Dog Whisperer and what he has dogs do on the treadmill.

    1) Get the baby a collar
    2) Attatch a leash to it
    3) Tie it to the treadmill
    4) Increase speed to a fast crawl.
  • BaconMD
    BaconMD Posts: 1,165 Member
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    Does that baby even lift??
    He's a wimp. He can plank and that's about it.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    I can't give proper effective advice without seeing cute, adorable pics of said fat baby!
    caius-1.jpg
    caius-2.jpg

    Lame FB pics are too wide... fixed

    OMG! HE'S HOOOOOOOGE!

    Lypo may be in order!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
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    He needs to stop being such a baby, seriously. He needs some baby fitspiration:

    hello_fitness_baby.jpg
    baby-holding-dumbbells-250-thumb-250x250.jpg
    fitness.jpg
    and get him one of these:
    i_love_burpees_fitness_baby_pacifier-rbf4a6ad5ef644009820a7fc0c5c98d83_8byvd_8byvr_216.jpg
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    Great post. Compelling and rich.
  • bethvandenberg
    bethvandenberg Posts: 1,496 Member
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    I can see your concern. I too am convinced that he's destined to be fat/obese. He's just gaining....You've got to help him.
  • ChristinaR720
    ChristinaR720 Posts: 1,186
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    How about having him do strength training with 3-lb weights? He'll be lifting his own body weight in no time! :wink:
  • rgohm
    rgohm Posts: 294 Member
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    He looks soft. He needs to be building some muscle.

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