Toaster Strudel Detox Fiber Oz Cleanse.

SideSteel
SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
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Hi I'm thinking about cleansing by eating toaster strudels and prunes. Has anyone ever done this and do you feel better about your squeaky clean bowels?


Oh also I don't want you to lecture me about health and detoxes. I only want answers from people who have tried the TSDFOC and can give me pros, cons, and descriptors. Also you have to be wearing a hat in order to reply.
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  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    Yes I have, it was the best cleanse ever! Lost 50 lbs in 2 weeks, kept it off too!
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    Yes I have, it was the best cleanse ever! Lost 50 lbs in 2 weeks, kept it off too!

    Thank you for this excellent and helpful response. These forums are so supportive!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Damn you SideSteel! I was so hoping to start poking at someone. *sigh* You owe me now.....
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    Yes I have, it was the best cleanse ever! Lost 50 lbs in 2 weeks, kept it off too!

    Thank you for this excellent and helpful response. These forums are so supportive!

    But I'm not wearing a hat, does it still count?
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    how did i know this would be you?
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Yes I have, it was the best cleanse ever! Lost 50 lbs in 2 weeks, kept it off too!

    Thank you for this excellent and helpful response. These forums are so supportive!

    But I'm not wearing a hat, does it still count?

    Dude...how could you forget the hat. How could you!!!!
  • IronDame
    IronDame Posts: 275
    This was my favorite cleanse until I found out about the ice cream cleanse. Plus my *kitten* started to hurt from all the wiping on the TSDFOC.
  • Bobby__Clerici
    Bobby__Clerici Posts: 741 Member
    It did not work for me as advertised.
    I knew something was wrong when I passed my liver.
    :noway:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Hi I'm thinking about cleansing by eating toaster strudels and prunes. Has anyone ever done this and do you feel better about your squeaky clean bowels?


    Oh also I don't want you to lecture me about health and detoxes. I only want answers from people who have tried the TSDFOC and can give me pros, cons, and descriptors. Also you have to be wearing a hat in order to reply.

    By the way, I heard this will give you hemorrhoids
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    I have a hat but I've not tried that.


    I swear by the icecream cleanse though. High fat dairy does it for me.
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    Yes I have, it was the best cleanse ever! Lost 50 lbs in 2 weeks, kept it off too!

    Thank you for this excellent and helpful response. These forums are so supportive!

    But I'm not wearing a hat, does it still count?

    I cannot quite see your head in your avi so I will pretend that you are wearing a hat. Oh my god you look stunning in it too.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    i would like to sign up as a "baker/chef assistant coach". i have plenty of room in my garage and lots of money in my bank account.

    i just need to know... how much is your cut of everything i sell, and how much do i get from the people i sign up to sell under me?
  • banks89202
    banks89202 Posts: 270
    I tried it and gained 50lbs but I also added 4 boxes of oreo's a day to up my calories because I was afraid my body was going to go into starvation mode...
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Too much sugar. Sugar is evil. Replace all sugar with sugar alcohols and the cleanse will happen on it's own. Win-win.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Yes I have, it was the best cleanse ever! Lost 50 lbs in 2 weeks, kept it off too!

    Thank you for this excellent and helpful response. These forums are so supportive!

    These forums are poop.
  • TheConsciousFoody
    TheConsciousFoody Posts: 607 Member
    Now I want toaster strudels.......argh
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    Yes I have, it was the best cleanse ever! Lost 50 lbs in 2 weeks, kept it off too!

    Thank you for this excellent and helpful response. These forums are so supportive!

    But I'm not wearing a hat, does it still count?

    I cannot quite see your head in your avi so I will pretend that you are wearing a hat. Oh my god you look stunning in it too.

    Why thank you...it's my favorite invisible hat, it makes my *kitten* look huge though.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Yes I have, it was the best cleanse ever! Lost 50 lbs in 2 weeks, kept it off too!

    Thank you for this excellent and helpful response. These forums are so supportive!

    These forums are poop.

    poop spelled backwards is Dr Oz.

    true story.
  • BetterThanThor
    BetterThanThor Posts: 40
    This cleanse gave me my abs, true story.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Now I want toaster strudels.......argh

    I've never had toaster strudels >.>
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    This cleanse gave me my abs, true story.

    how YOU doin?
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    i would like to sign up as a "baker/chef assistant coach". i have plenty of room in my garage and lots of money in my bank account.

    i just need to know... how much is your cut of everything i sell, and how much do i get from the people i sign up to sell under me?

    You can be a TOASTERCOACH for a mere payment of $45.99. You will receive a bag of prunes and some muscle milk as well as a roll of Charmin.
  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
    Sounds legit...but I don't like prunes. Can I instead melt those chocolaty ex-laxes and drizzle it on the strudel instead of the icing it comes with?

    Will that work?
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    This cleanse gave me my abs, true story.

    how YOU doin?

    I second this.....
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Now I want toaster strudels.......argh

    I've never had toaster strudels >.>

    Only the greatest crappy boxed frozen pastry ever.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    i would like to sign up as a "baker/chef assistant coach". i have plenty of room in my garage and lots of money in my bank account.

    i just need to know... how much is your cut of everything i sell, and how much do i get from the people i sign up to sell under me?

    You can be a TOASTERCOACH for a mere payment of $45.99. You will receive a bag of prunes and some muscle milk as well as a roll of Charmin.

    Is it just one payment of $45.99? Do you except IOUs? :D
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    I've really been wanting to try this, but I just don't have the willpower. Plus my skinny spouse always sabotages me. It's soooo unfair.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    This cleanse gave me my abs, true story.

    how YOU doin?

    Exactly
  • banks89202
    banks89202 Posts: 270
    This cleanse gave me my abs, true story.

    how YOU doin?

    I second this.....

    *drools*...
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    "puts (aluminum foil)hat on" I tried this, ate only one strudel and 3.5 prunes a day for 2 months. The doctors in ER were very impressed with how clean my bowels were.

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