Toaster Strudel Detox Fiber Oz Cleanse.

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  • banks89202
    banks89202 Posts: 270
    Can I wash it down with cow's milk or would this just cause undue stress?
    .

    Sure if you want to die in one big cancerous ball of fecal matter.

    Well, crap!


    But 2% is ok I heard bc it's more water than milk :tongue:
  • bellesouth18
    bellesouth18 Posts: 1,071 Member
    I'm a newbie and have several questions. Do I still eat the same macros as you? And do I need to add extra if I exercise a lot? How long will it take before I see some real results?
  • tigersword
    tigersword Posts: 8,059 Member
    Ok, I went and got some Toaster Strudels, now one last question. Do I have to use the frosting to draw something specific?
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    I'm a newbie and have several questions. Do I still eat the same macros as you? And do I need to add extra if I exercise a lot? How long will it take before I see some real results?

    Calories and macros don't matter. All that matters are carbs and sugar, and you get plenty of both with this fantastic and economical plan. You also need a toaster and a plunger.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I'm a newbie and have several questions. Do I still eat the same macros as you? And do I need to add extra if I exercise a lot? How long will it take before I see some real results?

    Calories and macros don't matter. All that matters are carbs and sugar, and you get plenty of both with this fantastic and economical plan. You also need a toaster and a plunger.

    When should I expect to see results? I warn you, if I don't see them in a week, I might just give up.
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    Ok, I went and got some Toaster Strudels, now one last question. Do I have to use the frosting to draw something specific?

    This is a brilliant question and it reminds me of something I saw on an infomercial. If you got raspberry flavored, draw a keytone on it and you'll lose like 30lb. If you're eating two at a time, draw Tony Horton on the other one. It will confuse your muscles for extra gains bro.
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    Will prune ice-cream work? Or will that blow me up and make me hyooge like milk?
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    All you have to do is write "0 calories, 50 grams protein" on them. Enjoy, and watch your fat melt and your muscle grow.
  • tigersword
    tigersword Posts: 8,059 Member
    Ok, I went and got some Toaster Strudels, now one last question. Do I have to use the frosting to draw something specific?

    This is a brilliant question and it reminds me of something I saw on an infomercial. If you got raspberry flavored, draw a keytone on it and you'll lose like 30lb. If you're eating two at a time, draw Tony Horton on the other one. It will confuse your muscles for extra gains bro.
    AWESOME! THANKS SO MUCH!
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    I am angry that my question wasnt called brilliant.

    <insert bitter and hateful tirade>
  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
    Hi I'm thinking about cleansing by eating toaster strudels and prunes. Has anyone ever done this and do you feel better about your squeaky clean bowels?


    Oh also I don't want you to lecture me about health and detoxes. I only want answers from people who have tried the TSDFOC and can give me pros, cons, and descriptors. Also you have to be wearing a hat in order to reply.

    I'm wearing a visor, so am unsure of my validity status.
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    I am angry that my question wasnt called brilliant.

    <insert bitter and hateful tirade>

    Dear Jules,

    @ the $&&$ with you and then #%*% on top of a $&^% lawnmower and then we could $&@&amp; and run to Dairy Queen for a cone.
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    Hi I'm thinking about cleansing by eating toaster strudels and prunes. Has anyone ever done this and do you feel better about your squeaky clean bowels?


    Oh also I don't want you to lecture me about health and detoxes. I only want answers from people who have tried the TSDFOC and can give me pros, cons, and descriptors. Also you have to be wearing a hat in order to reply.

    I'm wearing a visor, so am unsure of my validity status.

    LoL
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    Will prune ice-cream work? Or will that blow me up and make me hyooge like milk?

    We are all different. What works for me may not work for you. You are special.
  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
    Hi I'm thinking about cleansing by eating toaster strudels and prunes. Has anyone ever done this and do you feel better about your squeaky clean bowels?


    Oh also I don't want you to lecture me about health and detoxes. I only want answers from people who have tried the TSDFOC and can give me pros, cons, and descriptors. Also you have to be wearing a hat in order to reply.

    I'm wearing a visor, so am unsure of my validity status.

    LoL

    I am wearing a hat in my photo, though. damn. I don't know where to turn.
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    I'm a newbie and have several questions. Do I still eat the same macros as you? And do I need to add extra if I exercise a lot? How long will it take before I see some real results?

    Calories and macros don't matter. All that matters are carbs and sugar, and you get plenty of both with this fantastic and economical plan. You also need a toaster and a plunger.

    When should I expect to see results? I warn you, if I don't see them in a week, I might just give up.

    Weigh yourself with your money in your pocket. Then, pay the fees to become a coach! Now weigh again. Yay success!
  • bellesouth18
    bellesouth18 Posts: 1,071 Member
    Oh, okay! Thanks y'all! I'll give it a week and then try another Dr. Oz recommendation if I don't see results by then. :drinker: Hey, what would happen if I take CoQ10 and chia seeds with the TSDFOC?
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    I believe you would fart.
  • bellesouth18
    bellesouth18 Posts: 1,071 Member
    Good to know! Thanks!
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    Will prune ice-cream work? Or will that blow me up and make me hyooge like milk?

    We are all different. What works for me may not work for you. You are special.

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  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    I am angry that my question wasnt called brilliant.

    <insert bitter and hateful tirade>

    Dear Jules,

    @ the $&&$ with you and then #%*% on top of a $&^% lawnmower and then we could $&@&amp; and run to Dairy Queen for a cone.

    mmk
  • jayliospecky
    jayliospecky Posts: 25,022 Member
    Do you think the Dr. Oz Toaster Strudels are really worth the money? They are 10 times more expensive than the store brand, but they do have his face on the box. And they say they are "fortified." Plus, testimonials.
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    I am angry that my question wasnt called brilliant.

    <insert bitter and hateful tirade>

    Dear Jules,

    @ the $&&$ with you and then #%*% on top of a $&^% lawnmower and then we could $&@&amp; and run to Dairy Queen for a cone.

    mmk


    Score!
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    Do you think the Dr. Oz Toaster Strudels are really worth the money? They are 10 times more expensive than the store brand, but they do have his face on the box. And they say they are "fortified." Plus, testimonials.

    I have one delt vein therefore I am right because I mean hey, how could I have a delt vein if I wasn't right?
  • jayliospecky
    jayliospecky Posts: 25,022 Member
    Do you think the Dr. Oz Toaster Strudels are really worth the money? They are 10 times more expensive than the store brand, but they do have his face on the box. And they say they are "fortified." Plus, testimonials.

    I have one delt vein therefore I am right because I mean hey, how could I have a delt vein if I wasn't right?

    Thank you! I just love all the supportive support on this forum! It's so support-full!
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Do you think the Dr. Oz Toaster Strudels are really worth the money? They are 10 times more expensive than the store brand, but they do have his face on the box. And they say they are "fortified." Plus, testimonials.

    I have one delt vein therefore I am right because I mean hey, how could I have a delt vein if I wasn't right?

    pics for science...um...yeah
  • TheConsciousFoody
    TheConsciousFoody Posts: 607 Member
    Is this a gluten free cleanse?
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    in addition to starting the TSDFOC, I think i'm gonna order a cami shaper, because that should totally make my love handles and extra 70 lbs disappear.
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
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    Most important, I am wearing a hat and I am a unicorn, not a special snowflake.

    But I have not tried the TSDFOC. I have a question that I need a lot of forum input on or maybe just the OP. if I get the prune filled toaster strudels will I double of triple my weightloss? Will I lose keystones of get gallstones?
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    So once you've made toaster strudel out of Dr. Oz, do you bake them and eat them with a side of prune, or do you have to alternate them as meals?

    Also, while losing 50 lb. in two days, do you lose the extra skin, too?

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