Gym Observation
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we called these, "See you at the Pole," showers.0
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Reminds me of that women's prison movie with Pam Grier. Speaking of Pam Grier, that woman has massive boobs.0 -
I thought all guys did a15-20 minute workout prep with their workout partner...
Man! Your workout partner has you fooled......0 -
Guy #1 is homeless. He came to the gym to get a quick shower in for a job interview.
Guy #2 thought Guy #1 wasn't a regular gym goer so probed him a bit but then decided to let him go. He felt bad for him.
True story.0 -
So, you're saying someone was probed?0
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Guy #1 is homeless. He came to the gym to get a quick shower in for a job interview.
Guy #2 thought Guy #1 wasn't a regular gym goer so probed him a bit but then decided to let him go. He felt bad for him.
True story.
Probed him, lol0 -
Maybe they were playing the all gym popular Haid D' Salami0
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I thought all guys did a15-20 minute workout prep with their workout partner...
Man! Your workout partner has you fooled......
Nope I'm pretty sure one has to get the blood pumping through every muscle in the body before working out...0 -
I've never had exciting man sex in the gym. I did used to go to a gym where I was a head taller than the partition between each shower cubicle and it is amazing the amount of men who enjoy soaping up certain parts of their body post-workout.0
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I thought all guys did a15-20 minute workout prep with their workout partner...
Man! Your workout partner has you fooled......
Nope I'm pretty sure one has to get the blood pumping through every muscle in the body before working out...
Haha, I bet people will be lining up to be your gym partner now.0 -
Ace and Gary, perhaps?
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mmm I don't know sounds like something nasty is going on in the mens looker room0
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We have saunas in our locker rooms....Maybe they were taking a steam bath to open the pores.
Edited to fix my typo.0 -
Thanks for the boot camp memories Byn!0 -
I hate to ask such an obvious question- but are there saunas/steam rooms in the locker room?
Some of the guys I work with run at lunch outdoors and basically have a gym membership purely to shower and change on lunch breaks. Probably not the case, since neither of them appeared in running clothes, but there *could* be an explanation. The ****ter scenario is probably right.0 -
Men's locker room is Narnia. Occam's Razor guys.
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After seeing the *kitten* the old guys do in the locker room, nothing surprises me.0
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they were drinking each other's brotein shakes0
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they were drinking each other's brotein shakes
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The gentleman #2 who walked in was not the same gentleman #2 who walked out. You see the gentleman #2 who first walked in (let's call him bob) was supposed to bring money to gentleman #1. Gentleman #1 was a drug dealer and needed the money so he hired gentleman #2 who walked out (let's call him Joe) to be one of the enforcers. Bob knew he had to meet gentleman #1 and he thought there would be other people in the locker room so he could make a quick escape. But he was wrong. Everyone else was gone, except gentleman #1 and Joe.
When Joe and G1 found out Bob didn't have the money they beat him up. They beat him up so badly that he was unconscious. Joe was an enforcer but also an employee at the gym and he didn't want to get fired or go to jail for assaulting Bob so he changed into Bob's clothes because they looked pretty similar. And Bob did bring something; it was his wallet. Joe decided he should just leave pretending to be Bob. He then told G1 to get on the treadmill to actually work out because it would have been suspicious if they left together. G1 wasn't even a member of the gym, Joe let him in, and the only thing in his gym bag was more drugs for Bob if he had pulled through his end of the deal.0 -
OMG, I
you guys!!! I am crying I'm laughing so hard. My kids keep asking what's so funny, but there's not much here I can explain to them.
For clarification on a couple of things:
1. This is an office building gym, so TINY...as in 2 ellipticals, 3 treadmills, 1 recumbent bike, some free weights and about 5 other weight machines...and lots of mirrors
2. No cameras at all
3. No saunas in the locker room...or at least not in the ladies'. I've never been in the men's locker room, and if it IS Narnia maybe there is one.
I think that covers all the questions...carry on...the theories are GREAT.0 -
The gentleman #2 who walked in was not the same gentleman #2 who walked out. You see the gentleman #2 who first walked in (let's call him bob) was supposed to bring money to gentleman #1. Gentleman #1 was a drug dealer and needed the money so he hired gentleman #2 who walked out (let's call him Joe) to be one of the enforcers. Bob knew he had to meet gentleman #1 and he thought there would be other people in the locker room so he could make a quick escape. But he was wrong. Everyone else was gone, except gentleman #1 and Joe.
When Joe and G1 found out Bob didn't have the money they beat him up. They beat him up so badly that he was unconscious. Joe was an enforcer but also an employee at the gym and he didn't want to get fired or go to jail for assaulting Bob so he changed into Bob's clothes because they looked pretty similar. And Bob did bring something; it was his wallet. Joe decided he should just leave pretending to be Bob. He then told G1 to get on the treadmill to actually work out because it would have been suspicious if they left together. G1 wasn't even a member of the gym, Joe let him in, and the only thing in his gym bag was more drugs for Bob if he had pulled through his end of the deal.
Girl....I am impressed....Seriously...roflmao!0 -
Were they jacked? If so, it isn't what everyone is thinking.
hahahaha agreed0 -
they were doing a class in there only for men0
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Does the men's locker room share a wall with the lady's locker room? If so, I'd start looking for holes in the wall...0
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It is obvious; two men in a locker room in Washington DC. They are passing government secrets.0
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Men's locker room is Narnia. Occam's Razor guys.
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The gentleman #2 who walked in was not the same gentleman #2 who walked out. You see the gentleman #2 who first walked in (let's call him bob) was supposed to bring money to gentleman #1. Gentleman #1 was a drug dealer and needed the money so he hired gentleman #2 who walked out (let's call him Joe) to be one of the enforcers. Bob knew he had to meet gentleman #1 and he thought there would be other people in the locker room so he could make a quick escape. But he was wrong. Everyone else was gone, except gentleman #1 and Joe.
When Joe and G1 found out Bob didn't have the money they beat him up. They beat him up so badly that he was unconscious. Joe was an enforcer but also an employee at the gym and he didn't want to get fired or go to jail for assaulting Bob so he changed into Bob's clothes because they looked pretty similar. And Bob did bring something; it was his wallet. Joe decided he should just leave pretending to be Bob. He then told G1 to get on the treadmill to actually work out because it would have been suspicious if they left together. G1 wasn't even a member of the gym, Joe let him in, and the only thing in his gym bag was more drugs for Bob if he had pulled through his end of the deal.
Girl....I am impressed....Seriously...roflmao!
Me too. If I ever decide to plan a murder, you're the one I want to help me.0 -
Maybe they both had to poo.
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gentleman #1 came in to drop the kids off at the pool, and he reads on the can like any civilized human beingMmmmkay...now, granted, it's afternoon and I'm killing time until I can leave work, so maybe I'm just asking for trouble here...
Was at the gym in my building on the elliptical...about 5 minutes into my workout. I see Gentleman #1 come in and go to the men's locker room (very small gym). I noticed that he didn't have a bag or anything, but didn't think much of it at first. About 2 minutes later Gentleman #2 comes in and goes to the men's locker room.
A while later I realize it's been about 25 minutes and neither has come out...
Shortly after noticing this, Gentleman #2 comes out, hops on the elliptical...wearing the same outfit he came in wearing. A minute later Gentleman #1 comes out and leaves the gym.
Now aside from the obvious I need something more entertaining to do than listen to music during my workout....I'm not assuming or judging. I leave that to you all...
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Discuss/troll/laugh...
gentleman #2 also needed to nuke the whales, however he finished his book early and so was forced to come out and do some exercising0
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