Serious question...

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    HOLY COW. Semen IS listed in the food database LMAO.

    Oh yeah it is..and it seems the sodium level is pretty up there...roflmao

    I have never looked up the nutritional value..but someone sure did. Kudos to whoever it was for doing your research..lmao!
  • freddykid
    freddykid Posts: 265 Member
    Other cardio... For example:

    jofjltncb6 burned 19 calories doing 3 minutes of "Other cardio..."

    :drinker:

    What techniques do you use? that's like two sessions.
  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
    Only if gymnastics are involved...
  • LAS_1980
    LAS_1980 Posts: 156
    http://calorielab.com/news/2008/02/12/calories-burned-during-sex/
  • slacker80
    slacker80 Posts: 235 Member
    Perhaps There should be some selections such as "Marathon" and "High intensity Training"
  • Nikki582
    Nikki582 Posts: 561 Member
    Love it when people log the most inane, non-esercise related things and then wonder "WHY AM I NOT LOSING WEIGHT!"
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    Don't log it if your go-to position is "the starfish"
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    I add it as SEXERCISE.
  • slacker80
    slacker80 Posts: 235 Member
    HOLY COW. Semen IS listed in the food database LMAO.

    Oh yeah it is..and it seems the sodium level is pretty up there...roflmao

    I have never looked up the nutritional value..but someone sure did. Kudos to whoever it was for doing your research..lmao!

    We're gonna need a lotta teaspoons.

    Damn we're gonna get locked out. Aren't we?
  • Emma_Problema
    Emma_Problema Posts: 422 Member
    I'm a middle aged married woman. I'm lucky to log that activity once a year. :laugh: :laugh:


    And if you believe that, I have swampland to sell you. :blushing: :drinker: :bigsmile:

    You got me! :drinker: Cheers to middle aged, married people doin' it!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Other cardio... For example:

    jofjltncb6 burned 19 calories doing 3 minutes of "Other cardio..."

    :drinker:

    3 minutes?? Is that really worth logging? lol

    Hey! You worry about your exercise log...and I'll worry about mine.

    :grumble:
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    In all seriousness this is actually a good question that I have pondered. I'm tempted to wear the HRM in the name of science (and pleasure). There's always that funny little comment afterwards like "damn that was a good workout!". Hmmm to be continued. If I ever get to throwing this HRM on, than I will bring this thread back to life. , and no it won't be like a million year from now. :P


    I wear a body media fit from time to time ( so does my wife ) trust me It isn't as much of a burn as you would think.

    Eh, maybe you're doing it wrong.
  • jmspies_wechanged
    jmspies_wechanged Posts: 20
    Hey...3 min is better than 0 min!! ;)
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Love it when people log the most inane, non-esercise related things and then wonder "WHY AM I NOT LOSING WEIGHT!"

    You might want to check your form. Go for progressive overload.
  • Raythomas1
    Raythomas1 Posts: 68
    I actually don't because I hear that people over estimate how much they burn during it. Plus, it's not on the list of exercises, and I'm plain too lazy to search for it on google and manually enter it. I just kind of include it as my "moderate" lifestyle. Lol.

    hhahaha i include my as my active lifestyle XD
  • TeriTegland
    TeriTegland Posts: 30 Member
    You said log. And sex. Tee hee.

    Huh Huh
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    I don't bother logging because eating out offsets the calories burned.

    Of course, for clarity, I'm referring the formal dining which precede coitus, and not cunnilingus; that would be uncouth, ahem.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    I add it as SEXERCISE.

    Heh.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Other cardio... For example:

    jofjltncb6 burned 19 calories doing 3 minutes of "Other cardio..."

    :drinker:

    What techniques do you use? that's like two sessions.

    Somewhere around the 1 minute mark, I have to start thinking about baseball.
  • Emma_Problema
    Emma_Problema Posts: 422 Member
    HOLY COW. Semen IS listed in the food database LMAO.

    So THAT explains why I haven't been losing! I didn't even think of those calories! :grumble:
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    I don't bother logging because eating out offsets the calories burned.

    Of course, for clarity, I'm referring the formal dining which precede coitus, and not cunnilingus; that would be uncouth, ahem.

    Good god, I think I just fell in love.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    HOLY COW. Semen IS listed in the food database LMAO.

    OMG, I can't believe you LOOKED! :noway:
    Hahaha
  • Minnesota_Nice
    Minnesota_Nice Posts: 414 Member
    If I had a vibrator I'd log that ****!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    I don't bother logging because eating out offsets the calories burned.

    Of course, for clarity, I'm referring the formal dining which precede coitus, and not cunnilingus; that would be uncouth, ahem.

    Grow fresh every day!

    (check the database.)
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    HOLY COW. Semen IS listed in the food database LMAO.

    Oh yeah it is..and it seems the sodium level is pretty up there...roflmao

    I have never looked up the nutritional value..but someone sure did. Kudos to whoever it was for doing your research..lmao!

    We're gonna need a lotta teaspoons.

    Damn we're gonna get locked out. Aren't we?

    hahaha..possibly...but it goes by squirt...lmao. I'm serious. I couldn't make this up if I tried..hahaha
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Grow fresh every day!

    (check the database.)

    Wow, you aren't kidding. They got box, right there, with a unit of measurement of one vag.
    And, upon closer examination (hah) the macros seem about right; if perhaps perplexingly light on the protein.
  • slacker80
    slacker80 Posts: 235 Member
    Well for example, and only an example. If I'm the one doing all the work...than shouldn't I get to log hers as my own. Ok I'm being silly now I'll stop. But what do we know.

    Sex as exercise

    Men seem to spend more energy thinking and talking about sex than on the act itself. During sexual intercourse, a man's heart rate rarely gets above 130 beats a minute, and his systolic blood pressure (the higher number, recorded when the heart is pumping blood) nearly always stays under 170. All in all, average sexual activity ranks as mild to moderate in terms of exercise intensity. As for oxygen consumption, it comes in at about 3.5 METS (metabolic equivalents), which is about the same as doing the foxtrot, raking leaves, or playing ping pong. Sex burns about five calories a minute; that's four more than a man uses watching TV, but it's about the same as walking the course to play golf. If a man can walk up two or three flights of stairs without difficulty, he should be in shape for sex.


    http://www.health.harvard.edu/newsletters/Harvard_Mens_Health_Watch/2011/June/is-sex-exercise-and-is-it-hard-on-the-heart
  • Karabobarra
    Karabobarra Posts: 782 Member
    In all seriousness this is actually a good question that I have pondered. I'm tempted to wear the HRM in the name of science (and pleasure). There's always that funny little comment afterwards like "damn that was a good workout!". Hmmm to be continued. If I ever get to throwing this HRM on, than I will bring this thread back to life. , and no it won't be like a million year from now. :P


    I wear a body media fit from time to time ( so does my wife ) trust me It isn't as much of a burn as you would think.

    Eh, maybe you're doing it wrong.

    3 minutes?? Eh, maybe your both doing it wrong... (sorry...don't hurt me) *runs away*
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Do you log sex as exercise and if so how do you log it?

    Yes. Usually as walking. lol
  • slacker80
    slacker80 Posts: 235 Member
    If I had a vibrator I'd log that ****!

    Cochina!

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