Women does your Husbands /Spouse /Boyfriend???

This thread really made me laugh.

Im glad im not the only one. My other half plays computer games, although not half as much as he did when i first met him, Usually we watch a film together instead.

But he has a really odd sleeping pattern that gets to me sometimes as when im ready to go to bed he's still wide awake and falls asleep on the sofa and comes to bed the next time he wakes up or sometimes not at all. Can get quite lonely sometimes.

pause....you are going to need to shorten that opening statement up....play....and yes, i would like a sandwich...thank you.

Thankfully my husband of 20 years doesn't have any of those bad habits.

Look at it this way. It could be much worse.
Or plan day trips together to get him out of the house and away from all of the games.

Lol..we have date night, family fun night, movie night. We take day trips, spring break vacations summer trips all the above. He does not drink or smoke and works fulltime..sooo if when he is off he wants to play his game and fall asleep playing it THEN SO BE IT! LOL
Thanks for the feedback

>>Why what I say to him alway differs from what he hears??

Because you probably try to use implication and innuendo in your statements. Be clear, concise, and succinct.

>>Why do men always seem CLUELESS?

Because you probably value and are thinking about things that he don't care about as much, or at all, and expecting him to care about those things in the same way is not realistic. He is not you.

>>Why when we are lost (say for instance traveling) Men never want to stop for directions?? We ride around for hours LOST!!

Asking for help is admitting failure and the inability to provide for and protect your woman like you ought to be able to do. But seriously, who doesn't have GPS or google maps on their phone?

>>Is it just my man or ALL MEN feel like they can fix anything without reading a manual /blueprint/directions??

We can. Most things are not so complicated that directions are required to understand them. Part of the fun of those projects is the discover and planning. The end result may not be half the fun that the journey is.

>>Why do men think they DRIVE better than WOMEN?? I drive just fine 1 ticket no seatbelt. Now my hubby LOL..let's just say his license has lots of points..lol

Number of tickets and ability to drive are not equal. The number of tickets means that he has violated the law, probably by driving too fast. However, has he been in accidents, or caused them? Does he cut people off because he was not paying attention? Is he driving under the speed limit, blocking traffic in the fast lane, or generally not aware of his surroundings because he is talking on his cell phone or to people in the vehicle? Is he passive and generally afraid to make the necessary maneuvers required to drive efficiently without causing other people to brake? These are things that make a driver bad, male or female. Number of tickets is merely the violation of some arbitrary law created by some empty suit who is probably just as bad a driver and is too scared to actually drive. If he gets in a lot of accidents, I have no defense for him.

>>Have you ever said "honey we need to talk" and your man looks like he is terrified. Lol Why?? Lol

Because women use that phrase to prepare their man for some bombshell that he didn't see coming. (see answer two above)

>>Do you talk and your man just stares with a dumb look on his face??? Clueless ..Omg Why??

See answer two above. Also, maybe the things you are saying/asking leave him no good options, and silence is the best policy, one of self preservation.

>>FOOTBALL, SEX, FOOD the 3 things that get your mans FULL ATTENTION??

Because men are very simple creatures. We are competitive (sports/games) and like to win. The highest expression of love and respect for a man is when his woman sexes him up. Your words don't mean anything if your actions deny that which he identifies as the paramount expression of your love and devotion. Low blood sugar means a cranky person. A full stomach spikes the blood sugar and insulin response, leaving a person in a slightly euphoric state. It comes down the simplicity of men. If we feel like MEN, and shown that our woman respects us as a MAN, and we have a full stomach, we are content. Why reject such a simple playbook for ensuring contentedness in the home? If you value the things he does, and consistently show him that, he may surprise you by reciprocating with things that you value (assuming he's not a completely useless man-child).

>>My pastor said statistics say Men think about SEX every 14sec...Omg Why??

Ask God, not us. He designed the male system, with its hormones and desires. Instead of thinking, "My God, I have sex with him X times a week, isn't that enough?!" ... Take on the attitude, "I will give him more sex than he can handle..." Seriously, who turns down free orgasms anyway, male or female?

>>Kids say the darnest things..Why do men sometimes say the Dumbest things?

See answer two above.

>>Even with all the Whys? My man is still handsome, loving, caring, funny, sensitive, understanding, hardworking provider, protector, dad..that LOVES HIS FAMILY UNCONDITIONALLY.

Sounds like he's doing just fine. Do you want a man, or another woman? If you want a woman, maybe you should investigate becoming a lesbian. Otherwise, accept your man as he is and stop trying to change him, trying to wrestle control for everything and control and plan every situation. Support him in the things he values, make sure he's fed, clean underwear in the drawer, and routinely put him in a sex coma. Use sex as a reward, not the lack of it as a punishment. If he does something you like, jump his bones and then afterward when he asks, "what was that about," you say, "you did such and such, and if really turned me on." If you do these simple things, you might be surprised at how he responds and steps up; again, assuming you have a MAN, and not a lemon.

Well my husband works for a company who makes all those dreaded video games so I would like to personally thank all those gamers out there for putting my son through college.

To the OP; I know this was supposed to be a "fun" lighthearted thread, but as women we too often ask questions we already know the answer to....men do these things because they can and we still love them.

Kelly

I play games but can stop when I'm tired and go to bed.
If you're ranting or gossiping about celebrities / people I have never met, I will zone out.
If you want us to understand you, say what you mean
Football, sex and food are more interesting than shoes, friend's friends' BFF's new baby, celebrities, etc.
We think about sex that often because it's a damn site more enjoyable than thinking about bills, work etc.
Men say the dumbest things? Hmm.