worst pick up lines ever!
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first -_-0
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When I used to hit the bars years ago, woman would touch instead of using pick up lines.
Seriously...women would grab and touch my crotch while walking by.0 -
"...It's ok if you're married. I don't mind." :sick:0
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ol..love this thread, a few weeks back was out dancing and a guy said rubbing his abs, i used to have 6pack, now i got a 12 pack, trying to be impressive, couldnt help but ask if it was from the beer he drank, (hehe), another was, you missed the opportunity of a lifetime...i was gonna take you shopping (at 2am) all i could think of was, where? walmart? that's nice..haha, the kicker was i got both these lines in the same 24 hours, 2 different people.....0
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Nachos. Lemonheads. My dad's boat. You won't go down cause my **** can float.
I'm a ***** pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'll take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow.0 -
I had a guy slur at me drunkenly: "Hey! I bought you that drink..........for a reason!"0
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I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.
They always seem to fall head over heals for me.
I love that your on my friends list! You make me smile!0 -
If you were a booger, I'd so pick you first.0
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"can I use your thighs for ear muffs?"
Bam, instant best friend to this day!0 -
I like cheesy pick up lines.
The worst line I have gotten was when this random guy walked up to me in a bar and whispered in my ear "I would LOVE to bone you" and walked away. :huh:0 -
Do you put out on the first date? I do
Guy: You know the difference between a BJ and Chef Salad?
Woman: No
Guy: Good, Wanna have lunch tomorrow?0 -
I just entice them by offering a chance to touch, and possibly caress, my beard. :smooched:
Um. I have to admit that I'd be very much into that.
same here LOL!0 -
"So are you going to ask me for my number?"0
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Hey want to peel my banana? I' like O_O0
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Alright ladies, saving my best for last. Try not to PM me too quickly.
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Hey, don't I know you? I think we went to different high schools together.
I've heard the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Your mom must be HOT. (ewwww.)
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You have BIBLICAL LEGS. They go from earth all the way to heaven.0 -
"have you met Ted"?
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Alright ladies, saving my best for last. Try not to PM me too quickly.
LMAO!!
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In junior high, a guy walked up to me in a mall and handed me a sugar packet and says, "I think you dropped this, it has your name on it."
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Guy: "I like your hat!" Me: "Aw, thanks!" Guy (all excited): "Yeah! You look like Toadstool from the Super Mario Brothers!" ....I walked away after that. His friends found me later that night and apologized (I wasn't offended, I just didn't know how to recover without laughing in his face). They said he doesn't really talk to girls that often and thought I was really cute. I let him buy me a beer to make up for it, chatted for 10 mins, and then went on my way.0
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