worst pick up lines ever!

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  • gabriela182
    gabriela182 Posts: 49
    If you were a booger I'd pick you first -_-
  • plcowner
    plcowner Posts: 106 Member
    When I used to hit the bars years ago, woman would touch instead of using pick up lines.
    Seriously...women would grab and touch my crotch while walking by.
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    "...It's ok if you're married. I don't mind." :sick:
  • Deanna149
    Deanna149 Posts: 147 Member
    ol..love this thread, a few weeks back was out dancing and a guy said rubbing his abs, i used to have 6pack, now i got a 12 pack, trying to be impressive, couldnt help but ask if it was from the beer he drank, (hehe), another was, you missed the opportunity of a lifetime...i was gonna take you shopping (at 2am) all i could think of was, where? walmart? that's nice..haha, the kicker was i got both these lines in the same 24 hours, 2 different people.....
  • DamnImASexyBitch
    DamnImASexyBitch Posts: 740 Member
    Nachos. Lemonheads. My dad's boat. You won't go down cause my **** can float.
    I'm a ***** pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'll take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow.
  • DL717
    DL717 Posts: 31
    I had a guy slur at me drunkenly: "Hey! I bought you that drink..........for a reason!"
  • carryingon
    carryingon Posts: 609 Member
    I use "does this smell like chloroform?" a lot.

    They always seem to fall head over heals for me. :heart:

    I love that your on my friends list! You make me smile!:heart:
  • carryingon
    carryingon Posts: 609 Member
    If you were a booger, I'd so pick you first. :heart:
    You had me at booger:flowerforyou:
  • Minnesota_Nice
    Minnesota_Nice Posts: 414 Member
    "can I use your thighs for ear muffs?"

    Bam, instant best friend to this day!
  • RaeLB
    RaeLB Posts: 1,216 Member
    I like cheesy pick up lines.

    The worst line I have gotten was when this random guy walked up to me in a bar and whispered in my ear "I would LOVE to bone you" and walked away. :huh:
  • stormtruck2
    stormtruck2 Posts: 118 Member
    Do you put out on the first date? I do


    Guy: You know the difference between a BJ and Chef Salad?

    Woman: No

    Guy: Good, Wanna have lunch tomorrow?
  • jsimler1
    jsimler1 Posts: 168 Member
    I just entice them by offering a chance to touch, and possibly caress, my beard. :smooched:

    Um. I have to admit that I'd be very much into that.

    same here LOL!
  • avir8
    avir8 Posts: 671 Member
    "So are you going to ask me for my number?"
  • KittyCannibal
    KittyCannibal Posts: 165
    Hey want to peel my banana? I' like O_O
  • calamity71
    calamity71 Posts: 207 Member
    Alright ladies, saving my best for last. Try not to PM me too quickly. :heart:

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    LMAO!!
  • Tennolina
    Tennolina Posts: 2,413
    Hey, don't I know you? I think we went to different high schools together.

    I've heard the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Your mom must be HOT. (ewwww.)

    and....

    You have BIBLICAL LEGS. They go from earth all the way to heaven.
  • just4nessa
    just4nessa Posts: 459 Member
    "have you met Ted"?

    :laugh:
  • Tennolina
    Tennolina Posts: 2,413
    Alright ladies, saving my best for last. Try not to PM me too quickly. :heart:

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    LMAO!!


    hahahahahaha
  • justkeepswimng
    justkeepswimng Posts: 506
    In junior high, a guy walked up to me in a mall and handed me a sugar packet and says, "I think you dropped this, it has your name on it."
    :laugh: :huh: :yawn: :noway:
  • rlmiller73190
    rlmiller73190 Posts: 342 Member
    Guy: "I like your hat!" Me: "Aw, thanks!" Guy (all excited): "Yeah! You look like Toadstool from the Super Mario Brothers!" ....I walked away after that. His friends found me later that night and apologized (I wasn't offended, I just didn't know how to recover without laughing in his face). They said he doesn't really talk to girls that often and thought I was really cute. I let him buy me a beer to make up for it, chatted for 10 mins, and then went on my way.
  • My3Sons1051
    My3Sons1051 Posts: 356 Member
    So, I am on this dating site and recieve this message from a guy...
    "When I saw you i fainted and hit my head, I need your name and number for insurance reasons."
    Ummm... nope, he didn't get get either, LMAO
  • smiley245
    smiley245 Posts: 420 Member
    Walking on a bike path, random guy says "Sure is nice out today, wanna *kitten*"......:huh:
    I turned around and walked the other way lol
  • drchimpanzee
    drchimpanzee Posts: 892 Member
    Lines or not, isn't it a little bit *****y to be so upset over someone showing interest in you? Obviously rude lines are the exception but otherwise just take it as a compliment and move on if you think you're really too good for the guy.
  • calisunrise
    calisunrise Posts: 307
    "can you smile for me?"

    how about NO?
  • polo571
    polo571 Posts: 708 Member
    How bout we call your one leg Thanksgiving and your other leg Christmas and lets party between holidays.
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
    I was told by a older lady at a bar, I have whatever you want money, credit cards you name it. I asked her if she had a younger over 18 daughter.
  • red0801
    red0801 Posts: 283 Member
    "If I said you had a beautiful body...would you hold it against me?"

    Charlie Riech
  • GoldspursX3
    GoldspursX3 Posts: 516 Member
    My favorite one to use just to mess with someone:

    "I have some camouflage condoms, so you can't see me coming."
  • RobfromLakewood
    RobfromLakewood Posts: 684
    I've always thought that good or bad pick up lines were based on whether someone was interested or not. A guy that a woman was interested in may have an awful line, but find humor in its badness, because they were interested. But a great line was dumb, because of lack of interest. Though you have a better chance to get lost interest with a bad line, than a good line creating interest.

    That said, the line I think was my personal worst was when I was bartending when I said to a woman who I had been talking to for a while, "I'm sorry, it was really loud when you said your name, did you say Jennifer or Jennifers?" She answered "Jennifer, why would it be Jennifers?" Get ready to groan, I said, "Because Jennifers is plural, Jennifer is single, and if Jennifer is single, I'd love to go out with you."

    Terrible line, but I knew we were attracted to each other, we dated for about two years.
  • GoldspursX3
    GoldspursX3 Posts: 516 Member
    Oh oh....for those guys with genital warts all you have to say to a woman is, " I'm ribbed for your pleasure".

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