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  • dawndw
    dawndw Posts: 203
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    "Your stuff is sitting outside the storage unit" >>>> to my ex
  • DP325i
    DP325i Posts: 677 Member
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    "Your stuff is sitting outside the storage unit" >>>> to my ex

    Ouch!
  • jojo52610
    jojo52610 Posts: 692 Member
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    to my 20 year old daughter who just called me because someone cut her off on the road and almost hit her car



    Why do you call me if you don't want to hear what I have to say????
    :ohwell:
  • CurveAppeal86
    CurveAppeal86 Posts: 269 Member
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    "I asked if you had a good flight stunned *kitten*"

    To my mother.

    I said "Have a good flight?"

    She responded with: "???? I'm already here"
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    just got home and finally out of the shower, did you still want a pic, because all i have on right now is just a t-shirt.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    just got home and finally out of the shower, did you still want a pic, because all i have on right now is just a t-shirt.

    yes.
  • estrobabe
    estrobabe Posts: 337 Member
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    To my ex:

    Ex-bf:.Skype later?

    Me: No
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
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    Did you see my stripper dance?

    To wife after I posted a fb comic widget of my face on a cartoon stripper
  • milf_n_cookies
    milf_n_cookies Posts: 2,244 Member
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    yummy
  • xxghost
    xxghost Posts: 4,697 Member
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    "Yeah, I guess."

    Real exciting.
  • littlebeardedlifter
    littlebeardedlifter Posts: 790 Member
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    shorts keep falling down, i need a smaller pair......to wife
  • je551caDan13ls
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    Txting to both my sister and my husband.

    To Husband: I love you.

    To Sister: Suit and Tie (refering to Justin Timberlakes new single)
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
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    Right on
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
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    "Good thing he's cute, because he's desperately stupid."

    :P
  • caroldot
    caroldot Posts: 388 Member
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    To my boyfriend: "have my kids this weekend. Need a quickie to hold me over 'til next wknd then I'm YOURS!"
  • moonglo82
    moonglo82 Posts: 27 Member
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    To my husband: "yes why?"
  • Bracciano
    Bracciano Posts: 85 Member
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    To my friend via kik "I don't care dude, just get it fixed"
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
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    "He hurt me"
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
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    "Slim Shady is still outside." This is my cat and my MIL wants him to come in. lol.
  • DP325i
    DP325i Posts: 677 Member
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    "Ever think that's part of the reason I do it? Lol" in response to a text that said "U did ..... and i said what now?!?!?!?! And u said nothing so i put a ? Mark and then you put a ? Mark! Im soooo confused you cant do this kinda stuff to me it makes my head hurt....."