Alli and Depends

Is Alli (used with Depends, of course) a good form of weight loss? I am too impatient to lose weight the healthy way, so I have already made up my mind that I'm going to use diet pills. BTW - I don't know why I'm asking this question, because I really don't care what anyone else thinks and am going to do it my way, regardless of what any of you (who obviously know what you are doing and have lost weight the right way) have to say.

With that said...thoughts?
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  • Windy_
    Windy_ Posts: 1,012 Member
    I hate mustard.
  • tiffanyheth
    tiffanyheth Posts: 510 Member
    I guess if you've already made up your mind, then that settles it. However, weight loss is not long term once you come off the pills. The weight will come right back.

    Good luck to you.
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Do you have a plan on who is going to change those depends? I would work that part out before starting.
  • Yeah, I've lost about 19 pounds by eating right and exercising regularly, but enough with that crapola. Diet pills, here I come!
  • Do you have a plan on who is going to change those depends? I would work that part out before starting.

    I have two kids and have changed plenty of diapers in my day. I've got this!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Do you have a plan on who is going to change those depends? I would work that part out before starting.

    I have two kids and have changed plenty of diapers in my day. I've got this!

    Naw, you don't want to change what comes out with Alli. Do you have a SO that can take this doodie?
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Um.


    Haha?
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    :indifferent:
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    sounds legit
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    Godo luck on your weight loss / health improvement journey! :drinker:
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    wow. why not just go straight to ex-lax?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    wow. why not just go straight to ex-lax?

    It probably would be cheaper.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    Um.


    Haha?

    LMAO. You and me both!
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    There's a fetish for this.
  • Do you have a plan on who is going to change those depends? I would work that part out before starting.

    I have two kids and have changed plenty of diapers in my day. I've got this!

    Naw, you don't want to change what comes out with Alli. Do you have a SO that can take this doodie?

    Oh, yeah, he is definitely up for the challenge! Do you think I need to invest in a diaper bag and bring extra pairs of pants with me wherever I go? Oooh, and diaper wipes, too!

    I'm really looking forward to lugging a diaper bag around again...
  • Mallory0418
    Mallory0418 Posts: 723 Member
    wow. why not just go straight to ex-lax?

    Totes.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    There's a fetish for this.

    Hey everyone, I just had a weird feeling that I should weigh in on this thread.

    Oh! Hellooooooooooo.

    Edited to add: I shouldn't joke around, this is serious. OP - DO NOT DO THIS IF YOU ARE TAKING SUPPOSITORY DIET PILLS. You have to take the diet pills orally or they'll just come out in the depends and then you can't - or at least shouldn't - use them anymore.
  • wow. why not just go straight to ex-lax?

    No! I reeeeallly want to use DIET pills! Especially the ones on TV that tell me I can eat whatever I want and not exercise. I want THOSE ones!
  • ubermensch13
    ubermensch13 Posts: 824 Member
    You should try a laxative/alli cocktail.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    There's a fetish for this.


    plus she's asian. it's a double whammy!!
  • sgoldman328
    sgoldman328 Posts: 379 Member
    Love. Esp after the idiot before. :smile: OP, I'm a fan
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    It really depends, but I doubt you're going to get many allies to side with you on this...at least not oozing with excitement about your choice of a weight loss path. Sure you might lose some weight, but this little bubble you have of "I don't care what you think" has a tendency to leak, which will leave you having to deal with all the crap on your own.

    Just my $.02
  • You should try a laxative/alli cocktail.

    Oooh, that sounds like a good idea! Do you think I can get one with one of those pretty umbrellas, too?
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    You're defeating the entire purpose of Alli if you wear a diaper. . Alli is a psychological weight loss pill. . Terror is what keeps you honest. . pure terror.
  • ubermensch13
    ubermensch13 Posts: 824 Member
    Not that type of cocktail...you know, like mixing the 2 together! Although, maybe adding a little light rum, some lime juice and ground up pills might be tasty! :)
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    Ha, well I guess if you want to wait weeks for results, you can go with the diet pills.

    Me, I'm going straight to a lap-band plus a ton of liposuction. Boom! Instant results, and not even the effort of taking a pill. Just lay back, get a shot, and let some other bugger do all the work.

    I'm booked in on the new annual program, so I can continue to eat whatever I want, and do no exercise.
  • chulie
    chulie Posts: 282
    Hahahahahahhaa......I love it....I wonder if you took a mixture coctail of bee pollen,raspberry ketones, coffee extract & HCG..mixed it with water and THEN used that to swallow you Allie if you would lose 4x the weight????
  • You're defeating the entire purpose of Alli if you wear a diaper. . Alli is a psychological weight loss pill. . Terror is what keeps you honest. . pure terror.

    So...you're saying that after a week of taking Alli, I'll be lining my house with salt and accusing everyone of being demons while splashing them with holy water? Right on!
  • Hahahahahahhaa......I love it....I wonder if you took a mixture coctail of bee pollen,raspberry ketones, coffee extract & HCG..mixed it with water and THEN used that to swallow you Allie if you would lose 4x the weight????

    Ohmigosh, do you think that would really work? Where do I sign up? I'm totally willing to spend my life savings on this, too! My kids don't need to go to college...I just need to lose this weight quickly! I'm in it to win it, people!