Come clean

I'm surprised when the cashier doesn't comment about the 10 packets of beef jerky.

Honestly may favorite is when I go to the grocery store right after the gym wearing a tank top and all I buy are fatty pork products, ice cream and beer. I'm like, what? I LIVE off this stuff!

Only in Florida.... put on a shirt!

Its even better when its a true wife beater and I'm in cut offs, flip flops and wearing my Skoal Chew cap . . .

Lol I think I was the cause of the corner store's newly enforced "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service" policy. I went in this past summer in a rush (I was out of something in the middle of making it lol). My outfit was a pair of short shorts, a bikini top, and flip flops. I didn't think anything of it until I went back the very next day for whatever else, and there was a brand new sign on the door with the aforementioned policy. I was like "DAFUQ? U SRS?" But then I learned that the boss is a colossal c*** with a telephone pole up her butt. If it wasn't around the corner, I'd be taking my business elsewhere. HMPH.

Thread tldr; if they're looking in my cart instead of at my *kitten* I need to be back at the gym, not the grocery store

I've had one person comment on my shopping. Tomatoes, mini carrots, quark, and chicken and 15 bars of salt caramel dark chocolate and about as many protein bars. The woman behind me, that goes to the same gym, pointed to the chocolate and asked "is it that good"?

Another convert to my evil ways.

Oh, and look at all the Orthorexics with their snotty superiority complexes in this thread. Smh.

Not the cashier- but I like to see the shame on the face of the person checking out behind me when they have a bunch sugary cereals, frozen pizzas and icecreams. Does this make me evil?

I do this too *evil laughs*

how sad.

Seriously? And by what do you mean "clean" are you stating that processed foods are not clean? I mean, I dont have to wash them off....

yes you do....cuz then they aren't clean LOLOLOL

I have never cared what others thing about me, nor do I care what others do to themselves, including what they buy or eat. I buy it for me.

Honestly may favorite is when I go to the grocery store right after the gym wearing a tank top and all I buy are fatty pork products, ice cream and beer. I'm like, what? I LIVE off this stuff!

Only in Florida.... put on a shirt!

Its even better when its a true wife beater and I'm in cut offs, flip flops and wearing my Skoal Chew cap . . .

yeah, I knew you'd say that.
It's getting cool out now, though. I'm going to have to wear real clothes. Hate that.

Seriously, 65f today was no joke! I had to wear a sweatshirt on the beach.

Honestly may favorite is when I go to the grocery store right after the gym wearing a tank top and all I buy are fatty pork products, ice cream and beer. I'm like, what? I LIVE off this stuff!

Only in Florida.... put on a shirt!

Its even better when its a true wife beater and I'm in cut offs, flip flops and wearing my Skoal Chew cap . . .

yeah, I knew you'd say that.
It's getting cool out now, though. I'm going to have to wear real clothes. Hate that.

Seriously, 65f today was no joke! I had to wear a sweatshirt on the beach.

I feel your pain. It's been freezing here, hasn't gotten above 65 in weeks! :sad:

Things I've learned from this thread :

1. There are a lot of people here with their heads so far up their own *kitten* that their barber is probably also their proctologist.
2. There are almost as many people who wouldn't recognize sarcasm if it was branded on their foreheads.
3. Nothing else.

C'mon guys. It was a light hearted post. Just poking fun of myself, and others, for those times when we feel a little proud of ourselves for our (probably only recently adopted) eating habits. Did it really have to devolve into mud-slinging and judgement?

Aren't you judging those who you think have a cart that's "inferior" to yours?

Things I've learned from this thread :

1. There are a lot of people here with their heads so far up their own *kitten* that their barber is probably also their proctologist.
2. There are almost as many people who wouldn't recognize sarcasm if it was branded on their foreheads.
3. Nothing else.

C'mon guys. It was a light hearted post. Just poking fun of myself, and others, for those times when we feel a little proud of ourselves for our (probably only recently adopted) eating habits. Did it really have to devolve into mud-slinging and judgement?

Ain't dat da strait troof!

I personally do not need a cashier to validate me or what's in my cart.

Like a lot of the other posters here - the cashiers are usually way too busy trying to figure out just what these weird green, orange, yellow, red and purple things are that I am trying to buy ...

However, the other day I took my 5 year old with me on what we like to call "Daddy-style" grocery shopping. The goal of Daddy-style shopping is to get through the entire grocery store in less than 15 minutes with a full cart. I started down one aisle and she yelled out "Daddy - no! This is a CRAP aisle" and the lady behind us busted out in laughter.

A couple of aisles later, I was picking up some fruit and veggie juice boxes for her school lunch and she told another woman who was filling up her cart with Hi-C juice boxes; "You know that is just sugar-water, right?" The lady just looked at her and started putting the Hi-C back...

Teach 'em young, I say.

Not the cashier- but I like to see the shame on the face of the person checking out behind me when they have a bunch sugary cereals, frozen pizzas and icecreams. Does this make me evil?

Gee, you sound nice.

Sorry hun, you'll never see shame on my face, and my grocery cart is regularly stocked with the items you listed.

:drinker:

I'm not a big ice cream eater, but there's always pizza and bacon. And I could care less what anyone else thinks about it. So judge away, cause I'm not listening.

I hate it when cashiers comment on my purchases, no matter what they are. I once was buying a pregnancy test and had a cashier say "good luck". Are you kidding me?!?! Just shut your mouth and ring me up!

I think I'm going to say that next time someone buys condoms.