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    My wife is trying to kill me

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    • Posts: 2,544 Member
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      Your incredible powers of perception give me renewed hope for the future of the human race! :huh:

      Seriously! This was meant as a fun thread. To anyone who still thinks I was complaining about my wife or that burger, let me be clear: this is posted in "Chit-Chat, Fun and Games" and was a lighthearted post with my wife laughing over my shoulder as I posted it. My wife is frick'n awesome!!!! is it really so hard for everyone to see that I think so? And yea, I cook. My wife happens to be an incredible cook though, but she surrenders the kitchen once in a while to let me whip up an apple pie or a some serious steaks. Please, please, please learn to laugh a little. Life is way too short not to. :drinker: :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 651 Member
      Where's the rest of it? Only two patties? Amateur.
    • Posts: 34,971 Member
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      Seriously! This was meant as a fun thread. To anyone who still thinks I was complaining about my wife or that burger, let me be clear: this is posted in "Chit-Chat, Fun and Games" and was a lighthearted post with my wife laughing over my shoulder as I posted it. My wife is frick'n awesome!!!! is it really so hard for everyone to see that I think so? And yea, I cook. My wife happens to be an incredible cook though, but she surrenders the kitchen once in a while to let me whip up an apple pie or a some serious steaks. Please, please, please learn to laugh a little. Life is way too short not to. :drinker: :flowerforyou:

      I'm not laughing..because I see your diary everyday. *sniffs and gives the jealous look* :tongue: :laugh: :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 253 Member
      just break up.

      take the hamburger with you.
      LOL
    • Posts: 836 Member
      Just take some Alli, duh!

      You should probably move the TV into the bathroom first.
    • Posts: 48 Member
      That looks so yummy!
    • Posts: 612 Member
      Next thing you know she'll be serving you bacon for breakfast. The horror!

      Mmmmmmmmmmm bacon bacon bacon I smell bacon!
    • Posts: 295 Member
      I think you should be fine as long as you don't log it on MFP
    • Posts: 93 Member
      Ok. This is serious stuff... *sigh*... I've made my decision:

      I will sacrifice myself and eat that burger for you. It's the ONLY WAY. You must survive! Tell my family I love them... now RUN!
    • Posts: 4,052 Member
      Ok. This is serious stuff... *sigh*... I've made my decision:

      I will sacrifice myself and eat that burger for you. It's the ONLY WAY. You must survive! Tell my family I love them... now RUN!

      :laugh: I bow to you, sir!
    • Posts: 901 Member
      To paraphrase Clemenza


      "Leave the wife, take the burger!"
    • Posts: 1
      Eat the burger and veg with a knife and fork, leaving the bun on the plate. Eat half the corn.
    • Posts: 3,321 Member
      The HORROR
    • Posts: 290 Member
      that looks super tasty! eat it and then go exercise your *kitten* off!
    • Posts: 534 Member
      it doesn't look bad to me, maybe only one of those patties of meat, but if it's homemade, it looks like she used a whole grain bun, and she added vegetables to it, I really don't see what's wrong here, try talking to your wife instead of talking about her on her and thank her for trying for you.
    • Posts: 540
      Ditch the bun and maybe one of the patties and you are good to go. I love corn. If you don't want it, I'll eat it :)
    • Posts: 2,390 Member
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    • Posts: 189 Member
      It looks truly yummy to me! Lean meat, low fat cheese? Whole corn, not processed? Bring it on!
    • Posts: 347
      if you don't cook it yourself theres no calories in it !!!!!

      aint that right gals !!!!!!!
    • Posts: 826 Member
      Needs Bacon and some Blue-Cheese crumbs (substitue Avacado if you like)

      If she continues to take you down this path to your doom, I would suggest asking her to change it up a bit. Rib-eye and some mashed 'taters. Perhaps some slow-cooked ribs tossed in there occasionally.
    • Posts: 77
      just break up.

      take the hamburger with you.
      WIN
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      it doesn't look bad to me, maybe only one of those patties of meat, but if it's homemade, it looks like she used a whole grain bun, and she added vegetables to it, I really don't see what's wrong here, try talking to your wife instead of talking about her on her and thank her for trying for you.

      He tried that. She's not a good listener.
    • Posts: 566
      Just give up now. Hand her the knife.
    • Posts: 77
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      This ^^ :laugh:
    • Posts: 563 Member
      MMmmmmm....burger....I'm sorry, what was the question? Oh never mind just take a whole bunch of milk of magnesia afterwards and you're good to go :wink:
    • Posts: 1,164 Member
      if you don't cook it yourself theres no calories in it !!!!!

      aint that right gals !!!!!!!

      No no no....you have to eat it standing up for it not to count...and if you can do it while on a treadmill then it counts as negative calories! LOL
    • Posts: 807 Member
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      No no no....you have to eat it standing up for it not to count...and if you can do it while on a treadmill then it counts as negative calories! LOL

      There's something else that I remember from my teen years about standing up while you do something that doesn't count...

      But I regress...
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