Girls that are a 3, trying to be with us guys that are a 9

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  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    FINE! I'll take my 3 and move on..... There's plenty of other 3s out there who will want me!:sad:

    I HOPE YOUR HAPPY WITH YOUR 9s!
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    4's do the weird stuff
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    What id she's a 2

    But puts out on the first date?

    I
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    What's this about 3 boobs? Am I dreaming again?

    In all honesty I didn't thing there was going to be THIS much math involved..

    One in the back, for dancing.

    *shivers* that's just . . . wrong.

    But Oh SO Right :)
  • mleech77
    mleech77 Posts: 557 Member
    I've got half a fridge of bottles + 30gal homebrew as we speak.
    Well hello there! Don't forget sharing is caring.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    4's do the weird stuff


    It's only weird if you make eye contact.
  • niftycola
    niftycola Posts: 5
    perfect. :)
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    But, as Joey of Friends explained, three 3's equals a 9. So, get two of your level 3 friends and go for it!
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    was told I was a three....

    (shrugs)

    I got over it.

    Those garters easily add another 2-3 points.
  • sclarktiw
    sclarktiw Posts: 217
    Who cares if she is a 3...do her 3 times and she is a 9!
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    I've been rated anywhere from a 2 to a 9 on here. Oh well, I've convinced the bf I'm a 10, so I'm golden. At least until he gets new glasses
  • Summer_Lunatic
    Summer_Lunatic Posts: 543 Member
    What if her face is a 3 but her boobs are a 9?

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  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    4's do the weird stuff


    It's only weird if you make eye contact.

    What? During sex?


    WHO THE HELL MAKES EYE CONTACT DURING SEX?!?!?
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
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    was told I was a three....

    (shrugs)

    I got over it.

    Maybe on a 1 - 3 scale.

    ^^This. But your post on the kink thread now makes you a 4.
  • DrMAvDPhD
    DrMAvDPhD Posts: 2,097 Member
    You says "girls". Can three 3's get with one 9? That seems fair.
  • sclarktiw
    sclarktiw Posts: 217
    3s give better head, from what I hear.

    And how do you rate yourself??? Just curious...not that I am gonna creep your page depending on your answer...
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    was told I was a three....

    (shrugs)

    I got over it.

    They were lying...
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    4's do the weird stuff


    It's only weird if you make eye contact.

    What? During sex?


    WHO THE HELL MAKES EYE CONTACT DURING SEX?!?!?


    If they're not unconscious, the eyes are way more responsive to light and movement.
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    That's because 9s don't have to give head
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Everybody knows you get the most experienced and open-minded women in the 4-7 range. I guess I'll take my solid 4.13 and go home.

    (unless we're truly giving +5 for bacon and beer - I've got half a fridge of bottles + 30gal homebrew as we speak.) ... and if that's the case, this 9.13 scoffs at you like a good 9.13 should.

    How YOU doin'? (I'm just looking for a bacon sandwich and a solid buzz)
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    My husband is hott! And I'm they chubby girl beside him :) and he loves me
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    3s give better head, from what I hear.

    based on this, I'm definitely a 3.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    That's because 9s don't have to give head

    If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
  • jedibunny
    jedibunny Posts: 321
    Hey... wait... what if I'm a 2.9, but I'm German, which means I would kick your Coors Light drinking *kitten* the hell out of my awesomesauce Oktoberfest parties that make me end up looking like a 9.2 by the end of the night?

    ...oh yeah, that was back in college. Never mind.
  • smittybuilt19
    smittybuilt19 Posts: 955 Member
    I almost spit my drink out when I saw this thread lol.

    Well played OP!!!
  • sclarktiw
    sclarktiw Posts: 217
    3s give better head, from what I hear.

    based on this, I'm definitely a 3.

    I am wondering how many guys (besides myself) just creeped your page...LOL
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    But I get bonus points for personality, right?! :sad:
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    I'm a solid 5.5. Although going by this thread I'm a 3 or 4....
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    That's because 9s don't have to give head

    If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife

    Wow....
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    3s give better head, from what I hear.

    based on this, I'm definitely a 3.

    Predicting random friend requests.

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