Girls that are a 3, trying to be with us guys that are a 9

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  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    I'm a two, so someone, find me a 10. Did I do that math right?

    I think you can have 2 1s
  • NobodyInParticular
    NobodyInParticular Posts: 352 Member
    If a girl didn't give head then she's in the negatives by default!
    After that, their peanut butter and jelly sandwich skills are evaluated

    ... Then their butt.
  • Dani76babi
    Dani76babi Posts: 82 Member
    I do what a want!
    hahaha
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Is this thread supposed to be funny? I dont get it.

    Do you want to get it though?
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    If a girl didn't give head then she's in the negatives by default!
    After that, their peanut butter and jelly sandwich skills are evaluated

    ... Then their butt.

    Damn, I suck at getting the peanut butter and jelly ratio right
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her...

    Well move would ya I see a crowd of drunk 8's behind you!
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her...

    Well move would ya I see a crowd of drunk 8's behind you!

    :laugh:
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    in their rating system, they rated me a three...most of it was to make me feel less about myself, so they could have a chance...in some ways it worked....

    Neg hits?

    Meh...lame.
  • mleech77
    mleech77 Posts: 557 Member
    Damn, I suck at getting the peanut butter and jelly ratio right
    Other sammich skills will be considered, but the point scale is only 3/4 of the peanut butter and jelly point scale.
  • jedibunny
    jedibunny Posts: 321
    Hey... wait... what if I'm a 2.9, but I'm German, which means I would kick your Coors Light drinking *kitten* the hell out of my awesomesauce Oktoberfest parties that make me end up looking like a 9.2 by the end of the night?

    ...oh yeah, that was back in college. Never mind.

    Excuse you. Many of us mentioned we liked drinking beer. Don't get it twisted.

    Wasn't referring to the girls ;)
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Is this thread supposed to be funny? I dont get it.

    No, it's serious.
    It's been a problem of mine for quite some time..
  • jedibunny
    jedibunny Posts: 321
    I like 3.14. but then again what guys doesn't (and some girls also, but that is a different thread) :laugh: :laugh:

    <3 you TK
  • oh_em_gee
    oh_em_gee Posts: 887 Member
    Damn, I suck at getting the peanut butter and jelly ratio right
    Other sammich skills will be considered, but the point scale is only 3/4 of the peanut butter and jelly point scale.

    I make excellent paninis
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her...

    Well move would ya I see a crowd of drunk 8's behind you!

    Damnit Brett, you're killing me today....
  • grim_traveller
    grim_traveller Posts: 625 Member
    That's because 9s don't have to give head

    If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife

    Ha. That's an oldie


    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
    Never make a pretty woman your wife.
    So from my personal point of view,
    Get an ugly girl to marry you.

    A pretty woman makes her husband look small,
    And very often causes his downfall.
    As soon as he marries her, then she starts,
    To do the things that will break his heart.
    But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
    You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
    An ugly woman cooks meals all the time,
    She'll always give you peace of mind.

    Don't let your friends say you have no taste,
    Go ahead and marry anyway.
    Her face is ugly, her eyes don't match.
    Take it from me, she's a better catch.

    Say, man?
    Hey baby!
    I saw your wife the other day.
    Yeah?
    Yeah, and she's sure is ugly. Ha!
    Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
    Yeah, alright.
    Unfortunately, she has acne.
    That's a shame.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    I'm a two, so someone, find me a 10. Did I do that math right?

    together, with your 2, my love of 3.14 and my solid 1.76 (collage GPA) we can make a 6.9. :devil:
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    That's because 9s don't have to give head

    9's that don't are -4's.
  • RCowley85
    RCowley85 Posts: 12
    What if her face is a 3 but her boobs are a 9?

    Then she gets promoted to a sold 6.. :-)
  • tattoogrrl28
    tattoogrrl28 Posts: 53
    I like 3.14. but then again what guys doesn't (and some girls also, but that is a different thread) :laugh: :laugh:


    I don't know you, but I now love you.
  • NobodyInParticular
    NobodyInParticular Posts: 352 Member
    Damn, I suck at getting the peanut butter and jelly ratio right
    Other sammich skills will be considered, but the point scale is only 3/4 of the peanut butter and jelly point scale.

    I make excellent paninis

    We have a winner
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    What if her face is a 3 but her boobs are a 9?

    Then she gets promoted to a sold 6.. :-)

    Simple math, really.
  • SteveJWatson
    SteveJWatson Posts: 1,225 Member
    I was once told that out of two, Id get one...but that was a long time ago....:tongue:
  • IamRoJ
    IamRoJ Posts: 530 Member
    I'm a two, so someone, find me a 10. Did I do that math right?

    I think you can have 2 1s

    Eff that!
  • RCowley85
    RCowley85 Posts: 12
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    was told I was a three....

    (shrugs)

    I got over it.

    No way..at least a 7.3 for legs alone... :-)
  • lovemykids58
    lovemykids58 Posts: 195 Member
    Bwahahahaha! I know right? I mean, I have these 1-2s hitting on me all the time. I'm like, "WTF! Can't you see that I am a solid 3.5? Way out of your league!"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • 4x4play
    4x4play Posts: 200 Member
    what if we don't know what we are?? my favorite number is 3...
  • IamRoJ
    IamRoJ Posts: 530 Member
    I'm a two, so someone, find me a 10. Did I do that math right?

    together, with your 2, my love of 3.14 and my solid 1.76 (collage GPA) we can make a 6.9. :devil:

    I keep TELLING you you're the droid I've been looking for...
  • HeatherNichole1978
    HeatherNichole1978 Posts: 14 Member
    So
  • ambervaldez79
    ambervaldez79 Posts: 210 Member
    I try to overcompensate my lack of looks with an awesome personality. It hasn't worked so far.. :D
  • mleech77
    mleech77 Posts: 557 Member
    Damn, I suck at getting the peanut butter and jelly ratio right
    Other sammich skills will be considered, but the point scale is only 3/4 of the peanut butter and jelly point scale.

    I make excellent paninis
    Paninis will be graded on a 3/4 PB&J scale. Please submit a minimum of 3 paninis per judge for review. Your final score will be the average from all judges with the highest and lowest scores being removed.

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