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Its Time for ASK THE WOLF...Let me make ur problems worse!

Lone_Wolf70
Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
edited January 11 in Chit-Chat
as always, im not an actual doctor, lawyer or anyone who knows anything about anything, but I will give you my best snark.

Fire away.
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  • andyisandy
    andyisandy Posts: 433 Member
    why do people get pissy about stuff that doesnt effect them
  • KenziesFrenzies
    KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
    It's too warm for a coat.

    But too cool for a sweater.

    HELP ME, WOLF!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    why do people get pissy about stuff that doesnt effect them

    generally it is due to a lack of maturity that is learned behavior from poor parenting. Also, they secretly eat dog food late at night, which affects brain cells.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    It's too warm for a coat.

    But too cool for a sweater.

    HELP ME, WOLF!

    Where two t shirts with pasties. You'll thank me.
  • KenziesFrenzies
    KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
    My shoelaces are too short to double knot my running shoes.

    What do I do?!
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    He's just a poor boy from a poor family.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    My shoelaces are too short to double knot my running shoes.

    What do I do?!

    This is where the duck tape you keep in your purse for those secret lunch S&M sessions comes in handy.
  • andyisandy
    andyisandy Posts: 433 Member
    why do people get pissy about stuff that doesnt effect them

    generally it is due to a lack of maturity that is learned behavior from poor parenting. Also, they secretly eat dog food late at night, which affects brain cells.
    i knew it! lonewolf you have saved my interwebz life, how can i ever repay you!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I'm looking for a new brand of coffee. What would you recommend?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

    Isnt it the POTUS' job to take care of the poor? At least thats what ive heard.
  • Summer_Lunatic
    Summer_Lunatic Posts: 543 Member
    Something wicked, in high heels, walks this way. Do I engage her or let this one slip.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    I am tired of doing the same old planks...looking for something new.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.

    Isnt it the POTUS' job to take care of the poor? At least thats what ive heard.
    It is but I really think he needs someone to spare him his life from this monstrosity.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    why do people get pissy about stuff that doesnt effect them

    generally it is due to a lack of maturity that is learned behavior from poor parenting. Also, they secretly eat dog food late at night, which affects brain cells.
    i knew it! lonewolf you have saved my interwebz life, how can i ever repay you!

    see me after office hours.
  • KenziesFrenzies
    KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
    My shoelaces are too short to double knot my running shoes.

    What do I do?!

    This is where the duck tape you keep in your purse for those secret lunch S&M sessions comes in handy.

    I knew I'd find other uses for my special tape. Thanks Wolf!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Something wicked, in high heels, walks this way. Do I engage her or let this one slip.

    Check for adams apple first bro. ALWAYS!
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I am tired of doing the same old planks...looking for something new.

    I was given some advice this morning..tried it...and now im at the ER.
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
    Something wicked, in high heels, walks this way. Do I engage her or let this one slip.
    but I'm not wearing heels today.... :wink:
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  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I'm looking for a new brand of coffee. What would you recommend?

    CLiff, this may be difficult for me, as for my 42yrs on earth ive never had a sip of coffee, but I hear ppl partial to the White Chocolate Mocha at Sbx lately.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Something wicked, in high heels, walks this way. Do I engage her or let this one slip.
    but I'm not wearing heels today.... :wink:

    lift your chin up a bit, need to do an adams apple check.
  • desiv2
    desiv2 Posts: 651 Member
    I'm board of the treadmill and it's raining/cold/winter outside. Do I try putting together a puzzle while on the treadmill, do I watch hoarders while on treadmill, or do I try to find that old richard simmons sweatin' to the oldies dvd?
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    I'm thinking of starting a web "chat" business. What should i call it?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I'm board of the treadmill and it's raining/cold/winter outside. Do I try putting together a puzzle while on the treadmill, do I watch hoarders while on treadmill, or do I try to find that old richard simmons sweatin' to the oldies dvd?

    WHile this would be a prime opportunity to ask you to touch base after office hours I will give you some advice. Try some Cycle, Running Tabata's. You will be out of gas in half the time.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I'm thinking of starting a web "chat" business. What should i call it?

    Hiney Pucker (sorry ppl, inside joke....like REALLY inside *rim shot)
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    I am tired of doing the same old planks...looking for something new.

    I was given some advice this morning..tried it...and now im at the ER.

    Oops...sorry, dude...hope everything turns out okay. Check the nurse for an adam's apple before she gives you a sponge bath.
  • MzMiller1215
    MzMiller1215 Posts: 633 Member
    Why do so many people not know the proper usage of "effect" vs "affect"? :laugh:
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I'm looking for a new brand of coffee. What would you recommend?

    CLiff, this may be difficult for me, as for my 42yrs on earth ive never had a sip of coffee, but I hear ppl partial to the White Chocolate Mocha at Sbx lately.

    That is my fave!! Oh great Guru where do I send the check??
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Why do so many people not know the proper usage of "effect" vs "affect"? :laugh:

    YOUR so right.....<-see what I did there?

    two butt spanks to you.
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