Math nerds...

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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Topics that are only relevant to a select group of people are better suited for MyFitnessPal Groups than our public message boards.

    Hurry. I'm getting a panic attack in here.

    Drink more. That helps.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    One of you needs to help my bf with this college math class. I can't do it. :indifferent:
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    As a math teacher....I LOVE MATH!!!

    But I think my students liked it before the numbers and the alphabet hooked up....:ohwell:

    Heh, wait until the numbers bugger off more or less altogether, and then you run out of first the English alphabet, and then the Greek alphabet. I always remember when we were getting deeper into set theory and prof said, "since we've pretty much used all the English and Greek letters, at this point we start on Hebrew, with Aleph".
  • PottsvilleCurse1925
    PottsvilleCurse1925 Posts: 354 Member
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    B*tches love math poetry.

    -4(-cos^2(45)+sin^2(45))^(1/2)) > 2(-4u + 1u) + 3(-3u+1u)

    simplifies to:

    -4(sqrt(-cos^2(45)+sin^2(45)) > (-8u+2u) + (-9u + 3u)

    simplifies to

    4*sqrt(-1) > -6u - 6u

    Simplifies to

    -4i > -12u

    simplifies to

    i<3u

    AWWWWWW

    I <3 this!

    Of course you do! I knew you would :)
  • PottsvilleCurse1925
    PottsvilleCurse1925 Posts: 354 Member
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    One of you needs to help my bf with this college math class. I can't do it. :indifferent:

    College math? Care to be more specific? :)
  • mmychal
    mmychal Posts: 69
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    There's about a 40% chance that 20 different people posting in this thread have the same birthday. Prove or disprove!
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    There's about a 40% chance that 20 different people posting in this thread have the same birthday. Prove or disprove!

    Noooooooo, statistics and probability! My kryptonite!
  • mmychal
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    There's about a 40% chance that 20 different people posting in this thread have the same birthday. Prove or disprove!

    Noooooooo, statistics and probability! My kryptonite!

    Mwahahaha
  • frood
    frood Posts: 295 Member
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    Q. What do you get if you cross a sheep and an elephant?
    A. |sheep|.|elephant|.sinθ
    Q. What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
    A. Can't cross a vector with a scalar!!
    :bigsmile:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    I remember once in college going to a macaroni grill and doing derivatives on the paper table cloths those were fun time!
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
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    What's purple and commutes? An Abelian grape.

    That's all I got.
  • jw203
    jw203 Posts: 50 Member
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    Last night e^x and sin(x) went to a party. Now, sin(x) was having a bloody great time busting out his waves on the dance floor with all the other party goers until he suddenly noticed e^x sat at the bar looking glum.

    So sin(x) went over to his pal and asked, 'e^x, mate, what's up?' To this e^x gave out a big sigh and replied, 'I tried really hard to integrate this time, but once again nothing happened.'
  • mmychal
    mmychal Posts: 69
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    Q. What do you get if you cross a sheep and an elephant?
    A. |sheep|.|elephant|.sinθ
    Q. What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
    A. Can't cross a vector with a scalar!!
    :bigsmile:

    Mosquito = vector? Howzat?
  • mmychal
    mmychal Posts: 69
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    Q. What do you get if you cross a sheep and an elephant?
    A. |sheep|.|elephant|.sinθ
    Q. What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
    A. Can't cross a vector with a scalar!!
    :bigsmile:

    Mosquito = vector? Howzat?

    Nevermind. I became unlazy and googled it.
  • 5stringjeff
    5stringjeff Posts: 790 Member
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  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    Filthy child. Wash your mouth out with soap.
  • Flab2fitfi
    Flab2fitfi Posts: 1,349 Member
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    glad I'm not the only maths nerd - taking a break from learning all about null sequences to pop on here.
  • mmychal
    mmychal Posts: 69
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    I'm an engineer so it's not exactly the same - I'm an adequately PAID math nerd.
  • PottsvilleCurse1925
    PottsvilleCurse1925 Posts: 354 Member
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    I'm an engineer so it's not exactly the same - I'm an adequately PAID math nerd.

    I'm an engineer too. I'm not adequately underpaid for my work. Hence, why I *kitten* off here a lot during the day.
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
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    You rang????

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