Pick Up Lines (This should be FUN)

jsd43953
jsd43953 Posts: 43 Member
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HELLLLURRRR FRIENDS!..so Im at work and bored, so I was thinking what would be fun to make time pass. So here goes.

The game is called pick up lines;

You reply to this post with a pick up line.

The next person to respond lets you know if your pickup line would have got the ball rolling (yes, no , maybe would suffice)

In addition to your (yes, no , maybe) reply, you also leave your own pick up line and we go from there........

If you are in be the first........my pick up line is below:


*“Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!”*
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  • folieeadeuxx
    folieeadeuxx Posts: 83 Member
    Maybe

    "Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again?"
  • TamiaAZ
    TamiaAZ Posts: 261
    I cant make cherry pop but I can banana cream! :laugh:
  • jamie610811
    jamie610811 Posts: 1,735 Member
    YES

    My names dcik , do you like it
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    Feel that know what material that is its boy friend material
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.
  • niftycola
    niftycola Posts: 5
    Oh man, I get so many, I made a twitter account for them.
    Some of my favorites:

    "you don't believe in astrology? How could you not, your eyes are so scorpio they are PROOF that astrology is a verifiable science"
    "your eyes are so blue, I just want to sit and stare into the ocean of your eyes"
    "can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
  • Ezwoldo
    Ezwoldo Posts: 369 Member
    I'm going to have to call you spanner, because you make my nuts tighten when I see you
  • faster_than_flash
    faster_than_flash Posts: 114 Member
    There are ten types of people who can read binary. Are you one of them?
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    How you doin?
  • SNorris01
    SNorris01 Posts: 97 Member
    Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
    OMG I LOVE YOU.
  • SNorris01
    SNorris01 Posts: 97 Member
    Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
    OMG I LOVE YOU.

    How you doin'?
  • Maylene1217
    Maylene1217 Posts: 35 Member
    are your feet tired? cuz youve been running through my mind all day....
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
    OMG I LOVE YOU.

    How you doin'?
    You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
  • SNorris01
    SNorris01 Posts: 97 Member
    Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
    OMG I LOVE YOU.

    How you doin'?
    You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.

    LOL Too funny!!
  • Snapper1985
    Snapper1985 Posts: 124 Member
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  • Mtfd02
    Mtfd02 Posts: 239 Member
    If beauty were time, you'd be eternity
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    If beauty were time, you'd be eternity
    Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
  • polo571
    polo571 Posts: 708 Member
    Honey you are like a speeding ticket. You got fine written all over you.
    If you are going to play hard to get I'm going to play who the F$&K wants yah.
  • maybethistime70
    maybethistime70 Posts: 65
    truck-parade-preview.jpg

    made me lol
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    you must have a mirror on your zipper, because I can see myself in your jeans.
  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
    If I said you had a nice *kitten* would you hold it against me??
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    you must have a mirror on your zipper, because I can see myself in your jeans.
    My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
  • SNorris01
    SNorris01 Posts: 97 Member
    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    Those pants would look perfect on my bedroom floor.
  • ashlysnd
    ashlysnd Posts: 70 Member
    Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!

    He got game. :love:
  • 2credneck208
    2credneck208 Posts: 501 Member
    is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants :devil:
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Cuz you must be an angel :)
  • ashlysnd
    ashlysnd Posts: 70 Member
    Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.

    High five. Well done.
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

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