Pick Up Lines (This should be FUN)

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  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
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    you must have a mirror on your zipper, because I can see myself in your jeans.
  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
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    If I said you had a nice *kitten* would you hold it against me??
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    you must have a mirror on your zipper, because I can see myself in your jeans.
    My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
  • SNorris01
    SNorris01 Posts: 97 Member
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    Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
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    Those pants would look perfect on my bedroom floor.
  • ashlysnd
    ashlysnd Posts: 72 Member
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    Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!

    He got game. :love:
  • 2credneck208
    2credneck208 Posts: 501 Member
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    is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants :devil:
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Cuz you must be an angel :)
  • ashlysnd
    ashlysnd Posts: 72 Member
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    Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.

    High five. Well done.
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
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    Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Cuz you must be an angel :)

    Audible <aweeeeeeee>
  • footiechick82
    footiechick82 Posts: 1,203 Member
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    Nice shoes... wanna *kitten*?
  • ECatherineS
    ECatherineS Posts: 42
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    Baby, you're like a bag a skittles and I'd like to taste that rainbow.

    Do you like Little Ceasers? Because you're looking hot-n-ready.
  • mrnedburns
    mrnedburns Posts: 34 Member
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    {meant to reply to other post}
  • mrnedburns
    mrnedburns Posts: 34 Member
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    There are ten types of people who can read binary. Are you one of them?

    I think you kind of blew that one.... you need to use the digits (10) rather than spell out the word ten. The joke is...

    There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't.

    This is only funny because 10 is binary for 2. Unless this is a 'woosh' moment for me and the pickup line is meant to show that you are not a nerd, it is a pickup line fail. Actually, I'm pretty sure actually successfully forming the joke into a pickup line would be a fail too. That would be 10 types of failure at once!
  • 2credneck208
    2credneck208 Posts: 501 Member
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    I lost my number, can I have your's?
    Someone actually used that on me.
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    Nice shoes... wanna *kitten*?
    Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • lobster888
    lobster888 Posts: 861 Member
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    (Not my line - but)

    I am going to rewrite the alphabet so I can put "U" and "I" together!!!

    It kinda worked - It was a young teenager and his bother hitting on me and my sister ( we were in our early thirties and it was on a girl weekend cruise). We let them hang out with us --- they had a lot of pictures to brag about - hahaha!!!
  • jarrodburroughs7
    jarrodburroughs7 Posts: 8 Member
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    I see you're drinking a gin and tonic. That was my uncle's favorite drink. But I bet you're a better kisser.
  • AliceRabbit13
    AliceRabbit13 Posts: 138 Member
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    would not jump on the gin and tonic line lol



    "I'm no weatherman, but you're gonna get several inches tonight!" (That one makes me giggle)

    and my favorite...

    "How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice...my name's .......

    :)

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