Pick Up Lines (This should be FUN)

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  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Cuz you must be an angel :)

    Audible <aweeeeeeee>
  • footiechick82
    footiechick82 Posts: 1,203 Member
    Nice shoes... wanna *kitten*?
  • ECatherineS
    ECatherineS Posts: 42
    Baby, you're like a bag a skittles and I'd like to taste that rainbow.

    Do you like Little Ceasers? Because you're looking hot-n-ready.
  • mrnedburns
    mrnedburns Posts: 34 Member
    {meant to reply to other post}
  • mrnedburns
    mrnedburns Posts: 34 Member
    There are ten types of people who can read binary. Are you one of them?

    I think you kind of blew that one.... you need to use the digits (10) rather than spell out the word ten. The joke is...

    There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't.

    This is only funny because 10 is binary for 2. Unless this is a 'woosh' moment for me and the pickup line is meant to show that you are not a nerd, it is a pickup line fail. Actually, I'm pretty sure actually successfully forming the joke into a pickup line would be a fail too. That would be 10 types of failure at once!
  • 2credneck208
    2credneck208 Posts: 501 Member
    I lost my number, can I have your's?
    Someone actually used that on me.
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Nice shoes... wanna *kitten*?
    Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • lobster888
    lobster888 Posts: 861 Member
    (Not my line - but)

    I am going to rewrite the alphabet so I can put "U" and "I" together!!!

    It kinda worked - It was a young teenager and his bother hitting on me and my sister ( we were in our early thirties and it was on a girl weekend cruise). We let them hang out with us --- they had a lot of pictures to brag about - hahaha!!!
  • jarrodburroughs7
    jarrodburroughs7 Posts: 8 Member
    I see you're drinking a gin and tonic. That was my uncle's favorite drink. But I bet you're a better kisser.
  • AliceRabbit13
    AliceRabbit13 Posts: 138 Member
    would not jump on the gin and tonic line lol



    "I'm no weatherman, but you're gonna get several inches tonight!" (That one makes me giggle)

    and my favorite...

    "How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice...my name's .......

    :)
  • iLoveMyPitbull1225
    iLoveMyPitbull1225 Posts: 1,690 Member
    "I could eat a peach for hours"


    From the movie Face/off. Might not technically be a pick up line.... but if a man said it to me I'd be done.
  • faster_than_flash
    faster_than_flash Posts: 114 Member
    I think you kind of blew that one.... you need to use the digits (10) rather than spell out the word ten. The joke is...

    There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't.

    This is only funny because 10 is binary for 2. Unless this is a 'woosh' moment for me and the pickup line is meant to show that you are not a nerd, it is a pickup line fail. Actually, I'm pretty sure actually successfully forming the joke into a pickup line would be a fail too. That would be 10 types of failure at once!

    If you write it that way - then everyone understands it.

    Also - it's a filter pick up line. I want someone who knows what's goin on ;-)
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes. *Insert rimshot*
  • runwmeNC
    runwmeNC Posts: 612 Member
    "I could eat a peach for hours"


    From the movie Face/off. Might not technically be a pick up line.... but if a man said it to me I'd be done.


    You all are going too fast! I'm trying to write these all down. The weekend is coming fast and I need to be prepared.
  • SlimSammy2012
    SlimSammy2012 Posts: 893
    How did you get into those Jeans, Tell me how Can I? (Per the new song on Country radio!)
  • JennetteMac
    JennetteMac Posts: 763 Member
    "can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

    If a bloke used that one on me I'd love it. Perhaps I'm too easy!
    The one that never works is,
    "Grab your coat. You've pulled."
  • AngelsInThighHighs
    AngelsInThighHighs Posts: 247 Member
    Baby my name isnt fred flintstone but i sure can make yo bed rock.
  • jsd43953
    jsd43953 Posts: 43 Member
    Definitely would say YES TO YOU on that

    Well... I have returned to ramble a few up:

    If you were a booger I would pick you first.

    If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.

    Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    MUST.....NOT......COMMENT.......ARGGGGGGGG
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Wanna fu...?

    Actually worked a few times. That was a LOOONG time ago in my arrogant youth.

    Don't judge me! :)
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Wanna fu...?

    Actually worked a few times. That was a LOOONG time ago in my arrogant youth.

    Don't judge me! :)
    yes.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    DTF?

    Usually works.
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
    What winks and f**ks like a tiger? *wink*
  • jtc71
    jtc71 Posts: 14
    Your eyes are bluer than my toilet water.
  • jamfan
    jamfan Posts: 124 Member
    did it hurt
    Wait for it...
    Reply: Did what hurt
    When you fell from heaven.
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    I'd like to take you out for a soda..


    Perhaps some "mount and do"
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    You remind me of my pinky toe.....

    Short, cute, and I am definitely going to bang you on my couch some time
  • JadeZaragoza
    JadeZaragoza Posts: 49
    No.


    lol.
    My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
  • jamfan
    jamfan Posts: 124 Member
    Are you tired......
    Cause you've been running through my mind all day
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
    Eh, not really

    Wanna go for pizza and a F@#K? What you don't like pizza?

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