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  • Posts: 1,297 Member
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    If you're a generic, cardboard cut-out male then yes... yes it is true.

    No, it's universal. Just because your man leads you to believe certain things and whispers you sweet nothings, doesnt make it true.
  • Posts: 2,685 Member
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    No, it's universal. Just because your man leads you to believe certain things and whispers you sweet nothings, doesnt make it true.

    I don't have a man. I have male friends. Who are very honest with me. :)

    I just refuse to believe stupid generic nonsense that is supposed to encompass all males across every culture no matter what.
  • Posts: 2,545 Member
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    No, it's universal. Just because your man leads you to believe certain things and whispers you sweet nothings, doesnt make it true.

    Dare I say it?

    YES I DARE.

    Gender norms are societally created, not "universal truths."

    Sorry, buddy.
  • Posts: 329 Member
    This is freaking hilarious!!!
  • Posts: 461 Member
    I already knew all this growing up with 3 brothers, but not living with any men for 5 years prior to meeting my husband, I do sometimes need to be reminded of these rules. Thank you for posting. Much appreciated.
  • Posts: 235 Member
    I'm glad my boyfriend doesn't subscribe to stupid internet lists nor expects me to either. :)

    Gender is a social construct.
  • Posts: 167 Member
    I'm a little surprised at the overwhelming positive reactions here. Did everybody like those Superbowl ads from the 1950s too?
  • Posts: 1,903 Member
    Haha, I love it!
  • Posts: 444 Member
    i had a boyfriend who liked shopping more than i did. i'd be in starbucks while he was going through stores looking for clothes. god i hate shopping

    You're hot and you hate shopping... perfect!

    This post is spot on.
  • Posts: 508 Member
    I grew up with 4 brothers, I've been married (to the same guy) for 17+ years, I have 3 sons and quite a few male friends.

    It sounds pretty accurate to me. ;-)
  • Posts: 2,918 Member
    Gender is a social construct.

    I thought it was a genetic code construct.
  • Posts: 1,297 Member

    Gender is a social construct.

    Yup, you are definitely from my lovely city of San Francisco.
  • Posts: 149 Member
    LMAO, Thats great buddy! This should be stickied :bigsmile:
  • Posts: 235 Member
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  • Posts: 1,387 Member
    How can I give this to my wife without giving it to my wife?


    I guarantee if you give this to your wife you won't be giving it to your wife anytime soon.
  • Posts: 8,137 Member
    Stereotyping is awesome.
  • Posts: 3,863 Member
    Stereotyping is awesome.
    Isn't it, though?
  • Posts: 3,958 Member
    no
  • Posts: 391 Member
    I really love number 1.
  • Posts: 391 Member
    The majority of things here honestly don't apply to my fiancé. I showed it to him, thinking he'd get a laugh, knowing he's not such a picky guy, and he was quite offended that these were put out as "rules" for all guys.

    I think he's scared which side his bread will be buttered on tomorrow...
  • Posts: 235 Member
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    Yup, you are definitely from my lovely city of San Francisco.

    Haha its true. Though honestly none of my friends are stereotypical women's studies majors that apparently overrun SF. I'm probably the most like that of us all.
  • Posts: 254 Member
    Nice! :drinker:
  • Posts: 6,025 Member
    This isn't very funny.
  • Posts: 23 Member
    COULDNT HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF! :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • Posts: 3,321 Member
    Brilliant
  • Posts: 956 Member
    I started to read this, then thought. Why bother when the OP is a child.
  • Posts: 2,096 Member
    Rule 1: wife is always right.
    Rule 2: if wife is wrong refer to rule 1
    TONIGHT; YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH
    But Did You Know Men Really Don't Mind That? It's like CAMPING.

    I hate the couch, it's nothing like camping. Camping means steaks on the grill, marsh mellows, beers, ghost stories, stars, family....
  • Posts: 2,544 Member
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    I thought it was a genetic code construct.

    ^ Spoken like someone who didn't go to Smith . . .
  • Posts: 1,066 Member
    This reads like something a guy who's really horrible with women wrote.
    haha or secretely gay.... lmfao JUST KIDDING
  • Posts: 1,066 Member
    Rule 1: wife is always right.
    Rule 2: if wife is wrong refer to rule 1
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    I hate the couch, it's nothing like camping. Camping means steaks on the grill, marsh mellows, beers, ghost stories, stars, family....
    and we all know this man is going to have a LONG and HAPPY life with his wife :) yay!! bravo i hope i meet someone like you!! im tired of bad boy assbutts lol!! ahh soo tired of immature men...

    a happy wife = a happy life... and this guy has it down to a T.
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