I HAVEN'T LOST WEIGHT YET!!! :(

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  • McAlyna
    McAlyna Posts: 123 Member
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    I weighed myself when I got home and I'm the same as this morning.

    Your evening weight is still the same as your morning weight? How lucky!!
  • allison514
    allison514 Posts: 3
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    LOL - this thread has seriously made my day....especially the few people giving real advice amidst the hilarity. Thanks for a good laugh :)
  • kuteme
    kuteme Posts: 17 Member
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    Thanks for the good laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Beccalizz1
    Beccalizz1 Posts: 34 Member
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    Thank you all for the great laugh!! The catfood diet is probably the cheapest one too. If anyone is interested I have some good coupons for it too. LOL
  • Xannthippe
    Xannthippe Posts: 126 Member
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    I'll take some coupons! Hehehehehe
  • m1oscar
    m1oscar Posts: 44 Member
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    hahahahahaha! Seriously laughing here. I am amazed every single day by the stupidity I see on the interwebs! Can't believe there are some actual replies in here- you only have to read these message boards for a hot minute to 'get' this post!!! 8-O
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
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    No relation to this thread, but I'm so unwell and drained today. You's have made my day. I'm sat here giggling my bottom off! ♥:sad: :laugh:

    Now there's a fun way to lose weight. Does giggling work for belly fat too? I'm sooo going to try THIS!
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
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    your body definitey is in starvation mode... up your calories. there is no reason one shouldn't lose 3 lbs after a half day of dieting and exercise. hmph... rookies.
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
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    No relation to this thread, but I'm so unwell and drained today. You's have made my day. I'm sat here giggling my bottom off! ♥:sad: :laugh:

    Now there's a fun way to lose weight. Does giggling work for belly fat too? I'm sooo going to try THIS!

    WE SHOULD WRITE A BOOK!! Giggling Off The Belly Fat: The 2 Minute Wonder Workout :laugh: :laugh:
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
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    No relation to this thread, but I'm so unwell and drained today. You's have made my day. I'm sat here giggling my bottom off! ♥:sad: :laugh:

    Now there's a fun way to lose weight. Does giggling work for belly fat too? I'm sooo going to try THIS!

    WE SHOULD WRITE A BOOK!! Giggling Off The Belly Fat: The 2 Minute Wonder Workout :laugh: :laugh:

    THAT would be awesome!! :drinker:
  • canadiandee
    canadiandee Posts: 196 Member
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    Thank you all for the great laugh!! The catfood diet is probably the cheapest one too. If anyone is interested I have some good coupons for it too. LOL

    Also. Pretty sure cat food is negative calorie food. In every sense of the word.
  • JrKing527
    JrKing527 Posts: 1
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    I personally don't think you should weight yourself everyday, you gain muscle and lose inches. So maybe try measuring yourself. I am sure you are losing the weight, you will see eventually!! Don't give up!!!! Keep it Movin'
  • onyxgirl17
    onyxgirl17 Posts: 1,721 Member
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    You need some science:

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    Japanese carbon fiber? All those big sciency words! *swoon*

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    Exactly!
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    Have you tried raspberry ketones and pure black pepper kernels?

    You may need to cut out all carbs, fats, and proteins to see results. And dairy is a no no.


    Butter is a carb.

    Don't forget the green coffee extract!!
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    more beer.
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
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    more beer.

    Finally, a supportive answer amongst the internet bullies and trolls. Thank you!
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    I don't know why people refuse to try the "Dry water" diet! Sheese!
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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    So I started my diet after lunch today. I ate a healthy dinner and then went to the gym afterwards. I weighed myself when I got home and I'm the same as this morning. This is extremely frustrating and demotivating! Should I go back to the gym and work out some more? This is taking way too long, I feel like giving up. What should I do!??!?!

    Whoa, whoa whoa! Slow down there mister! Give it until after lunch today. If you still haven't lost any weight, then you might want to consider just quitting. At that point, it's useless and it's just not going to happen for you.

    Good luck on your brief weight loss journey.
  • halejr23
    halejr23 Posts: 294
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    You ate your exercise calories back didn't you? *rookies*

    Oh, and ... "You're doing it wrong!"
  • unlocke
    unlocke Posts: 149
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    :laugh: Cracking me up!! (Especially the ones that thought the OP was serious!)

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