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I HAVEN'T LOST WEIGHT YET!!! :(

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  • Posts: 123 Member
    I weighed myself when I got home and I'm the same as this morning.

    Your evening weight is still the same as your morning weight? How lucky!!
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    LOL - this thread has seriously made my day....especially the few people giving real advice amidst the hilarity. Thanks for a good laugh :)
  • Posts: 17 Member
    Thanks for the good laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Posts: 34 Member
    Thank you all for the great laugh!! The catfood diet is probably the cheapest one too. If anyone is interested I have some good coupons for it too. LOL
  • Posts: 126 Member
    I'll take some coupons! Hehehehehe
  • Posts: 44 Member
    hahahahahaha! Seriously laughing here. I am amazed every single day by the stupidity I see on the interwebs! Can't believe there are some actual replies in here- you only have to read these message boards for a hot minute to 'get' this post!!! 8-O
  • Posts: 1,850 Member
    No relation to this thread, but I'm so unwell and drained today. You's have made my day. I'm sat here giggling my bottom off! ♥:sad: :laugh:

    Now there's a fun way to lose weight. Does giggling work for belly fat too? I'm sooo going to try THIS!
  • Posts: 1,791 Member
    your body definitey is in starvation mode... up your calories. there is no reason one shouldn't lose 3 lbs after a half day of dieting and exercise. hmph... rookies.
  • Posts: 8,218 Member
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    Now there's a fun way to lose weight. Does giggling work for belly fat too? I'm sooo going to try THIS!

    WE SHOULD WRITE A BOOK!! Giggling Off The Belly Fat: The 2 Minute Wonder Workout :laugh: :laugh:
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    WE SHOULD WRITE A BOOK!! Giggling Off The Belly Fat: The 2 Minute Wonder Workout :laugh: :laugh:

    THAT would be awesome!! :drinker:
  • Posts: 196 Member
    Thank you all for the great laugh!! The catfood diet is probably the cheapest one too. If anyone is interested I have some good coupons for it too. LOL

    Also. Pretty sure cat food is negative calorie food. In every sense of the word.
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    I personally don't think you should weight yourself everyday, you gain muscle and lose inches. So maybe try measuring yourself. I am sure you are losing the weight, you will see eventually!! Don't give up!!!! Keep it Movin'
  • Posts: 1,722 Member
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    Japanese carbon fiber? All those big sciency words! *swoon*

    shut-up-and-take-my-money.jpeg

    Exactly!
  • Posts: 1,725 Member
    Have you tried raspberry ketones and pure black pepper kernels?

    You may need to cut out all carbs, fats, and proteins to see results. And dairy is a no no.


    Butter is a carb.

    Don't forget the green coffee extract!!
  • Posts: 3,958 Member
    more beer.
  • Posts: 18,771 Member
    more beer.

    Finally, a supportive answer amongst the internet bullies and trolls. Thank you!
  • Posts: 2,633 Member
    I don't know why people refuse to try the "Dry water" diet! Sheese!
  • Posts: 2,086 Member
    So I started my diet after lunch today. I ate a healthy dinner and then went to the gym afterwards. I weighed myself when I got home and I'm the same as this morning. This is extremely frustrating and demotivating! Should I go back to the gym and work out some more? This is taking way too long, I feel like giving up. What should I do!??!?!

    Whoa, whoa whoa! Slow down there mister! Give it until after lunch today. If you still haven't lost any weight, then you might want to consider just quitting. At that point, it's useless and it's just not going to happen for you.

    Good luck on your brief weight loss journey.
  • Posts: 294
    You ate your exercise calories back didn't you? *rookies*

    Oh, and ... "You're doing it wrong!"
  • Posts: 149 Member
    :laugh: Cracking me up!! (Especially the ones that thought the OP was serious!)
  • Posts: 873 Member
    Sounds like you should try daily enemas of black coffee, raspberry ketones and a shot of tequila

    LOL....omg...seriously this thread is awesome
  • Posts: 1,850 Member
    I always thought people using "loose" in place of "lose" were being grammatically incorrect. Now I think that maybe they are referring to a new weight loss program. Try jumping up and down a lot to loosen the fat so that it's easier to burn. That makes sense, right? It's easier to lose "loose" fat.
  • Posts: 8,701 Member
    I always thought people using "loose" in place of "lose" were being grammatically incorrect. Now I think that maybe they are referring to a new weight loss program. Try jumping up and down a lot to loosen the fat so that it's easier to burn. That makes sense, right? It's easier to lose "loose" fat.

    Lose the loose fat like that and you'll end up with loose skin!
  • Posts: 109 Member
    Are you serious? I think you need mental help.
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    I can't believe this post actually generated 4 pages of responses!
  • Posts: 1,850 Member
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    Lose the loose fat like that and you'll end up with loose skin!

    I was joking! It's a ridiculous idea.
  • Posts: 90
    Stop breathing - THEN you'll see results.
  • Posts: 77 Member
    Well, don't give up. I began my green smoothie diet with clean eating on Monday and I haven't loss weight. It normally takes me 4-5 days for the numbers on the scales to drop. So more than likely I will drop 1-2 pounds by this weekend.

    Your body has to adjust and it's probably too soon to show yet. Keep up the pace and give it a week....the pounds will drop.

    Best of luck to you.
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    Don't listen to this! If you're retaining water you have to stop drinking all water until your body can photosynthesize what it already has! Drinking more water only will cause hyperhidrosis and make you buoyant!

    OMG; first time I've laughed out loud all day.
  • Posts: 4 Member
    2 words...dolo might!
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