I HAVEN'T LOST WEIGHT YET!!! :(

I weighed myself when I got home and I'm the same as this morning.

No relation to this thread, but I'm so unwell and drained today. You's have made my day. I'm sat here giggling my bottom off! ♥:sad: :laugh:

No relation to this thread, but I'm so unwell and drained today. You's have made my day. I'm sat here giggling my bottom off! ♥:sad: :laugh:

Now there's a fun way to lose weight. Does giggling work for belly fat too? I'm sooo going to try THIS!

Thank you all for the great laugh!! The catfood diet is probably the cheapest one too. If anyone is interested I have some good coupons for it too. LOL

You need some science:



Introduction
With perfect combination with magic conversion curve and lymph conduction,fat elimination,breach of fat,magnetic skin tension,integrated with weight loss,body beautification,massage,and exercise,four-in-one body beautification instrument transmits 32 different types of myriametric wave signals to strengthen normal electrochemical process of human nerve endings and generate 32 different moving modes of fat in the body of patients,so that the fat in different people will be completed decomposed.In addition,by combining Japanese Wis Carbon Fibre,it trasnsmits 8UM-14UM far infrared ray to dissolve the deep fat in human body;and then through the furious movement of lymph,it can discharge the patients'fat out of thier body through lymph conduction;in addition,together with especially-designed strong magnet,meanwhile when fat is moving around,the use of myriametric wave can promote the cells' activation and make the less muscles more finished and bright and exert the effect of weight loss,body beautification and massage


Features
1.The machine has powerful functions and can take effects on patients's abdomen,stern,legs and hands etc.so with effect of weight loss,body beautification,massage and exercise
2.It has perfect effect of breaking,dissolving and discharging,through the use of myriametric wave,far infrared ray,pressured lymph conduction our of human body,and magnetic therapy.The instrument can promote cells' activation and have the effect of skin tension.
3.Quick result and without rebound,the efficient rate is 65% by one-time trying,87% effeciency can be achieced after trying for one treatment period of 7 days
4.Easy operation,equipped with four working methods,including slimming,beauty,massage,movement.after you choose the required mode and then set the working parts and them begin work,to achieve your estimated result by adjusting the function
5.Safely and reliable,control by microcomputer,the main related parts in imported from Japan and America,and it is with stable working performances
6.Beautiful and elegant.The main machine and outside equipments are designed with the popular apprearance and color and kept same pace with internatioanl tendency


Function
1.Far-infrared dissolve fat
2.Super-long-wave break fat
3.Vent lymphocyte and fat
4.Magnetic therapeutics and shrink skin all the way

Japanese carbon fiber? All those big sciency words! *swoon*

Sounds like you should try daily enemas of black coffee, raspberry ketones and a shot of tequila

I always thought people using "loose" in place of "lose" were being grammatically incorrect. Now I think that maybe they are referring to a new weight loss program. Try jumping up and down a lot to loosen the fat so that it's easier to burn. That makes sense, right? It's easier to lose "loose" fat.

You are probably retaining water. You should drink a gallon for every 30 pounds of body weight to flush out your system.

Don't listen to this! If you're retaining water you have to stop drinking all water until your body can photosynthesize what it already has! Drinking more water only will cause hyperhidrosis and make you buoyant!