Will Coffee Enemas help me lose weight?

michellekicks · February 2013

I was reading about coffee enemas on the internets. Do you think this will help me lose weight?
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/florida-couple-addicted-coffee-enemas-article-1.1259169

olDave · February 2013

WHAT????? That's NOT where coffee goes!!!

Yanicka1 · February 2013

Where is C when we need her?

NO

taso42 · February 2013

almost took you seriously for a minute there.

packratpatty · February 2013

Sure it will make you lose weight....when you scald your rectum so badly you don't dare eat solid food for a year. You'll lose plenty.

Contrarian · February 2013

Oh, you.

SVCat · February 2013

Where is C when we need her?

NO

I thought you were pointing at the freshly inserted enema.

sunsnstatheart · February 2013

"Euphoria" - that's a lot of caffein going in down there

mbajrami · February 2013

I don't know about coffees, but I've been having great success with Green Tea enemas.

greeniblonde · February 2013

And grind the grounds into your cellulite, coffee is magic! :laugh:

mustgetmuscles1 · February 2013

Mmmm crappucinos.

buildingdreams · February 2013

thats a waste of coffee

Yanicka1 · February 2013

Where is C when we need her?

NO

I thought you were pointing at the freshly inserted enema.

Lol I suck at posing....thank you for hurting my feelings

MsJulielicious · February 2013

Get your *kitten* together Florida!

poedunk65 · February 2013

No they just make you crap faster, LMAO

JenniTheVeggie · February 2013

Mmmm crappucinos.

:laugh:

giggitygoo · February 2013

What do you think would happen if we paired this with the vodka tampon? Possible nirvana?

LilacDreamer · February 2013

Denjo060 · February 2013

Ummmmm What? Where the heck did you see that OMG stay off the internet ummm well except for MFP :noway:

darlilama · February 2013

Mmmm crappucinos.

:laugh:

AngryDiet · February 2013

Yes. The caffeine buzz will increase your TDEE making it easier for you to maintain a deficit.

Try it and let us know.

cazzer69 · February 2013

Mmmm crappucinos.

Actual LOL

almc170 · February 2013

No. Just no.

LilacDreamer · February 2013

What do you think would happen if we paired this with the vodka tampon? Possible nirvana?

aprp86 · February 2013

Mmmm crappucinos.

LMAO!!!

sdbart · February 2013

:noway: :laugh: :drinker: Kind of takes the idea of coffee addict to a new level

Pimpmonkey · February 2013

Mmmm crappucinos.

Thanks alot. I just shot water out my nose!

MoreBean13 · February 2013

This sounds like a totally great idea.

yo_andi · February 2013

Straight tequila for me.

CorvusCorax77 · February 2013

Everyone here is so judgmental! Do what you want... It might work for you!

I am going to do a colonic.... I don't think it's going to help me lose weight. But I'm dying to see what it feels like to be Giger-esque. Hey- whatever floats yer boat!

dmpizza · February 2013

I think the Starbucks sizes are;
Tall
Grande
Venti
Crape

Will Coffee Enemas help me lose weight?

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