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    I've lost an Elephant Penis

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    • Posts: 23 Member
      Ive lost a cinderblock!! wow!!
    • Posts: 73 Member
      Lost human skin.. looks good on me :)
    • Posts: 64
      Bump!
    • Posts: 437 Member
      I have lost = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    • Posts: 340 Member
      haha. awesome.
    • Posts: 86 Member
      My original goal was a tall fashion model! I will be glad to drop her off! Skinny wench! lol
      I am almost half way there!
      Fashion week here I come!
    • Posts: 238 Member
      I've lost a sperm whale's brain and I'm proud!
    • Posts: 887
      I've lost a housecat and a rack of ribs :wink:
    • Posts: 2,474 Member
      118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica

      Woohoo!
    • Posts: 245 Member
      138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    • Posts: 413 Member
      bumpity bump bump!!! (badump, bump!) :tongue:

      OMG I just realized when I hit my goal I'll have lost: AN ELEPHANT'S PENIS + A HUMAN HEAD how weird will that be to report?!?!?!?
    • Posts: 252 Member
      I've lost a sperm whale's brain.
    • Posts: 252 Member
      BUMP
    • Posts: 252 Member
      And. Really!? An elephant penis is 60 pounds?! Wowzers.
    • Posts: 389 Member
      Nice! I've lost a human head plus a guinea pig.

      That actually makes me feel pretty good because it didn't seem like I'd lost very much so far! But a whole head seems like quite a bit!
    • Posts: 1,109 Member
      I've got to lose another lb asap. The 6 pound equivalent is making me feel like a serial killer.
    • Posts: 63 Member
      love it!! thanks for posting.
    • Posts: 48 Member
      Oh Good Lord. I have also lost an elephant penis. This is fabulous!
    • Posts: 26
      Flaccid or engorged?
    • Posts: 98 Member
      Yeah! Cinder Block Baby!
    • Posts: 418 Member
      An average 2 year old! Awesome XDD
    • Posts: 267 Member
      The "guinea pig" made me smile.

      Apparently I've lost as much weight as an American averages in cheese a year. If I get to goal, it will be a small bale of hay which seems very anti-climactic.
    • Posts: 11

      50 pounds = a small bale of hay
      55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner


      I'm between these two :) That's awesome!
    • Posts: 64 Member
      bump
    • Posts: 1,687 Member
      I didn't realize a human head weighs eight pounds. I bet mine weighs more than that.
    • Posts: 836 Member
      I have lost a bale of hay with two guinea pigs sitting on top :)
    • Posts: 14
      lol I've lost an automobile tire and guinea pig =)
    • Posts: 60
      Hehehe I have lost 3 automobile tires so far! One to go and the flab has been driven away!
    • Posts: 321 Member
      An Irish Setter.

      Of course having to remove the 2+ feet of snow from my driveway, walks, and deck today, I might lose another sperm whale's brain :-)

      This blizzard is crazy. When I was a kid, I had to shovel out from the blizzard of '78. I swore as a kid I would own a snowblower as an adult and thank God I do. It will be worth every penny today!
    • Posts: 283 Member
      I've almost lost the amount of cheese a human eats in one year, my husband has gained a human's skin. haha.... It puts the lotion on the skin or gets the hose.

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