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I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • burnooger
    burnooger Posts: 23 Member
    Ive lost a cinderblock!! wow!!
  • dollhousedolly
    dollhousedolly Posts: 73 Member
    Lost human skin.. looks good on me :)
  • runningwiththepups
    runningwiththepups Posts: 64
    Bump!
  • arlenem1974
    arlenem1974 Posts: 437 Member
    I have lost = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
  • candycaneps
    candycaneps Posts: 340 Member
    haha. awesome.
  • Tryinonemoretime
    Tryinonemoretime Posts: 86 Member
    My original goal was a tall fashion model! I will be glad to drop her off! Skinny wench! lol
    I am almost half way there!
    Fashion week here I come!
  • teaspoon43
    teaspoon43 Posts: 238 Member
    I've lost a sperm whale's brain and I'm proud!
  • Brianna72994
    Brianna72994 Posts: 887
    I've lost a housecat and a rack of ribs :wink:
  • JenniTheVeggie
    JenniTheVeggie Posts: 2,474 Member
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica

    Woohoo!
  • Cherbear67
    Cherbear67 Posts: 245 Member
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
  • brookehe
    brookehe Posts: 413 Member
    bumpity bump bump!!! (badump, bump!) :tongue:

    OMG I just realized when I hit my goal I'll have lost: AN ELEPHANT'S PENIS + A HUMAN HEAD how weird will that be to report?!?!?!?
  • Shannonk507
    Shannonk507 Posts: 252 Member
    I've lost a sperm whale's brain.
  • Shannonk507
    Shannonk507 Posts: 252 Member
    BUMP
  • Shannonk507
    Shannonk507 Posts: 252 Member
    And. Really!? An elephant penis is 60 pounds?! Wowzers.
  • CharRicho
    CharRicho Posts: 389 Member
    Nice! I've lost a human head plus a guinea pig.

    That actually makes me feel pretty good because it didn't seem like I'd lost very much so far! But a whole head seems like quite a bit!
  • dangerousdumpling
    dangerousdumpling Posts: 1,109 Member
    I've got to lose another lb asap. The 6 pound equivalent is making me feel like a serial killer.
  • snowshoermom
    snowshoermom Posts: 63 Member
    love it!! thanks for posting.
  • PQ4321
    PQ4321 Posts: 48 Member
    Oh Good Lord. I have also lost an elephant penis. This is fabulous!
  • novaBYnature
    novaBYnature Posts: 26
    Flaccid or engorged?
  • mjkpe
    mjkpe Posts: 98 Member
    Yeah! Cinder Block Baby!
  • valeriewxy
    valeriewxy Posts: 418 Member
    An average 2 year old! Awesome XDD
  • corneredbycorn
    corneredbycorn Posts: 267 Member
    The "guinea pig" made me smile.

    Apparently I've lost as much weight as an American averages in cheese a year. If I get to goal, it will be a small bale of hay which seems very anti-climactic.
  • joss99
    joss99 Posts: 11

    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner


    I'm between these two :) That's awesome!
  • vlnalto
    vlnalto Posts: 64 Member
    bump
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    I didn't realize a human head weighs eight pounds. I bet mine weighs more than that.
  • Gr8ChangesAhead
    Gr8ChangesAhead Posts: 836 Member
    I have lost a bale of hay with two guinea pigs sitting on top :)
  • KristinaEaton
    KristinaEaton Posts: 14
    lol I've lost an automobile tire and guinea pig =)
  • CarlaChalk78
    CarlaChalk78 Posts: 60
    Hehehe I have lost 3 automobile tires so far! One to go and the flab has been driven away!
  • kcatlin9
    kcatlin9 Posts: 321 Member
    An Irish Setter.

    Of course having to remove the 2+ feet of snow from my driveway, walks, and deck today, I might lose another sperm whale's brain :-)

    This blizzard is crazy. When I was a kid, I had to shovel out from the blizzard of '78. I swore as a kid I would own a snowblower as an adult and thank God I do. It will be worth every penny today!
  • 3RachaelFaith3
    3RachaelFaith3 Posts: 283 Member
    I've almost lost the amount of cheese a human eats in one year, my husband has gained a human's skin. haha.... It puts the lotion on the skin or gets the hose.

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