Do Zombies Poop?

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  • Makoce
    Makoce Posts: 938 Member
    Found this on google LOL

    "Average human arm = about 3.216kg. that's with bones and blood vessels, which have little calorific value, so we'll say there's about 2.5 kg of meat and fat. if we say that there are as many calories in human flesh as in beef, then that's 850 calories per 100 grammes, so that's 25 times 850, that's 21250 kilocalories per arm. there."
    I'd love to know the first thing the homeland security agent thought when stumbling onto this particular search! Bahahaha!

    Ahahhaa! Oh lord.
  • mcflat29
    mcflat29 Posts: 2,159 Member
    As a proud member of Team Zombie for the Zombie Apocalypse Fitness Challenge...

    Yes, we poop... we do this weekly before check in to try to log the extra weight loss, but it really depends on who we ate as to how fast they process. That's why we like the athletic ones, less leakage and more filling for longer

    It is really hard to keep under calories, I mean, who can just stop after a hand?? Oh and Vegan/Vegetarian zombies are eating the grass, that's why the lawns look cut in Walking Dead...

    Water is easy, we sit in a well for a few hours, soak it up and move on...

    Logging exercise... Walking, slow pace, eternity... tada...

    Now, run, I'm starting to get hungry again.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :heart:
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    What was a Twinkie any how?
    Zombie poop. We already covered this. Now keep up!
  • Fatandfifty3
    Fatandfifty3 Posts: 419 Member
    What was a Twinkie any how?
    Zombie poop. We already covered this. Now keep up!

    :laugh:
  • JUDDDing
    JUDDDing Posts: 1,367 Member
    + If all organ functions have shutdown within the zombies... where does the food go? Do zombies poop?

    Yeah, but they are on low carb - you poop much less on low carb.
    + How many glasses of water do the zombies drink a day? Are they sticklers for the "8 glass" rule? Do they count "human fluids from food?"

    Yeah, just human fluids.
    + Why are all the zombies so damn skinny?

    Not all of them are - remember the fat one from the well? Also, in the series - it's been months since the apocalypse. Zombie chow is getting more scarce.
    + Are there vegetarian / vegan zombies? Or are they all paleo?

    No vegetarian zombies... And I'm not sure human meat is proper paleo eating...
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    Only vegan zombies poop.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Here's my question. Zombies are corpses, most of the ones on Walking Dead seem to be on the first(out of 5) stages of decomposition. Okay, maybe second, some are a little bloated.
    How come the process stops there?? I mean really, in a few weeks time they should all liquify, and there you go: No more zombies!!
    Or skeleton zombies? I don't know.
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    McFlat, you're looking WAY too skinny. Either you have a zombie eating disorder or you need to try harder to hit your BMEE. Get out there and look for some more food. You might try WalMart; I hear there are people holed up in there.Or head out to the country - if you get lucky someone might lock you in a barn and toss you some chickens. Stay away from folks with sharp objects, though.
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    What was a Twinkie any how?

    Really?
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    Here's my question. Zombies are corpses, most of the ones on Walking Dead seem to be on the first(out of 5) stages of decomposition. Okay, maybe second, some are a little bloated.
    How come the process stops there?? I mean really, in a few weeks time they should all liquify, and there you go: No more zombies!!
    Or skeleton zombies? I don't know.
    I know, right? WTF?

    Also... how is it that all of the zombies' naughty parts are always fully clothed?

    The dude zombies are often topless, yet there is not a single female zombie ta-ta in the mix?

    Why are zombies so sexist?
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Here's my question. Zombies are corpses, most of the ones on Walking Dead seem to be on the first(out of 5) stages of decomposition. Okay, maybe second, some are a little bloated.
    How come the process stops there?? I mean really, in a few weeks time they should all liquify, and there you go: No more zombies!!
    Or skeleton zombies? I don't know.
    Read "The zombie survival guide". That's covered in it.
  • Fatandfifty3
    Fatandfifty3 Posts: 419 Member
    What was a Twinkie any how?

    Really?
    Really. Never met one.
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member


    Also... how is it that all of the zombies' naughty parts are always fully clothed?

    The dude zombies are often topless, yet there is not a single female zombie ta-ta in the mix?

    Why are zombies so sexist?


    Zombie code enforcement. Any exposure of private parts results in an immediate head shot.
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    The dude zombies are often topless, yet there is not a single female zombie ta-ta in the mix?

    Bike girl was topless. And bottomless (hah).

    walking_dead_rick_and_bicycle_girl.jpg
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Smartwhatever, why do you have a picture of my man as your avatar????
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    The dude zombies are often topless, yet there is not a single female zombie ta-ta in the mix?

    Bike girl was topless. And bottomless (hah).
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  • MissJanet55
    MissJanet55 Posts: 457 Member
    It seems unlikely that zombies poop. Brains have no fiber, according to the database:

    Calories 181 Sodium 150 mg
    Total Fat 14 g Potassium 0 mg
    Saturated 3 g Total Carbs 0 g
    Polyunsaturated 2 g Dietary Fiber 0 g
    Monounsaturated 4 g Sugars 0 g
    Trans 0 g Protein 12 g
    Cholesterol 1802 mg


    ps if you enter "brains" into the database you get more hits than you might expect, particularly Kelloggs All Brain Cereal. Apparently they are already among us.
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    Smartwhatever, why do you have a picture of my man as your avatar????

    Thats my man!! I may be willing to share though, since all that hotness shouldnt be selfishly contained!
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    The dude zombies are often topless, yet there is not a single female zombie ta-ta in the mix?

    Bike girl was topless. And bottomless (hah).

    walking_dead_rick_and_bicycle_girl.jpg
    It moved. Just sayin.
  • lovelee79
    lovelee79 Posts: 362
    yes they do, but its literally called a brain fart! :laugh: :laugh: :wink:
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Smartwhatever, why do you have a picture of my man as your avatar????

    Thats my man!! I may be willing to share though, since all that hotness shouldnt be selfishly contained!
    Well if anyone's really man enough for two..you know it's Daryl.
    Okay. I guess i don't have to pretend i thought you were turning and "accidentally" shoot you.
  • trinitrate
    trinitrate Posts: 219 Member
    As others have said; read the Zombie Survival Guide. According to that book at least:

    For pooping, no they don't. They have the urge to eat but no physical need for it. The material is passed into their stomach until the stomach ruptures and then the flesh they consumes falls out of the rupture. (kinda like a skeleton trying to drink wine).

    For decomposition; The theory is that the virus that causes a zombie to become a zombie is resistant to normal bacterial decay, so any flesh that is infected will decay at a very very slow rate (years instead of weeks).
  • Donnaakamagmid
    Donnaakamagmid Posts: 198 Member
    I'm a huge TWD fan but who the hell is mowing all the LAWNS:huh:
  • Makoce
    Makoce Posts: 938 Member
    I'm a huge TWD fan but who the hell is mowing all the LAWNS:huh:

    The vegan zombies.
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Smartwhatever, why do you have a picture of my man as your avatar????

    Thats my man!! I may be willing to share though, since all that hotness shouldnt be selfishly contained!

    To be honest, my man is Rick but I love Daryl too :)
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    yes they do, but its literally called a brain fart! :laugh: :laugh: :wink:
    I have those often.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I'm a huge TWD fan but who the hell is mowing all the LAWNS:huh:
    Zombie gardeners? dunno.gif
  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    Smartwhatever, why do you have a picture of my man as your avatar????

    Thats my man!! I may be willing to share though, since all that hotness shouldnt be selfishly contained!
    Well if anyone's really man enough for two..you know it's Daryl.
    Okay. I guess i don't have to pretend i thought you were turning and "accidentally" shoot you.

    Good! Now we just have to get rid of Carol. She better keep her hands off him!
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    Well if anyone's really man enough for two..you know it's Daryl.
    Okay. I guess i don't have to pretend i thought you were turning and "accidentally" shoot you.
    By that math, I'm man-enough for four... because I'm literally twice Daryl's size, and twice as manly.
  • mcflat29
    mcflat29 Posts: 2,159 Member
    Apparently they are already among us.

    yes, yes I am... :laugh:

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