Do Zombies Poop?

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  • SmartWhatever
    SmartWhatever Posts: 718 Member
    Smartwhatever, why do you have a picture of my man as your avatar????

    Thats my man!! I may be willing to share though, since all that hotness shouldnt be selfishly contained!

    To be honest, my man is Rick but I love Daryl too :)

    You can have Rick. Too much baggage. I hear he still talks to his ex on the phone!!
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Good! Now we just have to get rid of Carol. She better keep her hands off him!
    Meh..she can keep doing laundry.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    By that math, I'm man-enough for four... because I'm literally twice Daryl's size, and twice as manly.
    But do you ride a motorcycle, shoot a crossbow, kill countless zombies and look hot as hell even months after your last shower?
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    But do you ride a motorcycle...
    Yes.
    Shoot a crossbow...
    Yes. And a regular bow too.
    Kill countless zombies...
    If by "kill" you mean "sue," and by "zombies" you mean "morons," then yes.
    Look hot as hell even months after your last shower...
    That's subjective... though, please know, I rarely bathe.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Shoot a crossbow...
    Yes. And a regular bow too.

    I shoot a recurve bow. Does that count?
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    I shoot a recurve bow. Does that count?
    You're my woman in case of zombie apocalypse.
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Smartwhatever, why do you have a picture of my man as your avatar????

    Thats my man!! I may be willing to share though, since all that hotness shouldnt be selfishly contained!

    To be honest, my man is Rick but I love Daryl too :)

    You can have Rick. Too much baggage. I hear he still talks to his ex on the phone!!

    You know I adore him in spite of that whole losing his mind thing ;) don't we all have baggage? Lolol
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Wolf, you're my man in case they catch me and i need legal advice.
  • LavenderBouquet
    LavenderBouquet Posts: 736 Member
    Best thread title ever :laugh:
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    Wolf, you're my man in case they catch me and i need legal advice.
    Oh... you say that to all the snarky-MFP-meathead-lawyers-that-the-mods-often-ban ....
  • Stacyplus5
    Stacyplus5 Posts: 493
    Wolf should get an award for something!! If people have to shovel their dogs poop who is shoveling the zombie poop-?
  • cmajeff
    cmajeff Posts: 504 Member
    Organic lift continues in the walking dead zombies, just at a slower rate. I'm sure they must have some sort of anal leakage over time. They do have a district oder after all.
    So, that's one vote for "anal leakage."

    It has to be anal leakage... You see marathon runners suffer from this all the time.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Wolf, you're my man in case they catch me and i need legal advice.
    Oh... you say that to all the snarky-MFP-meathead-lawyers-that-the-mods-often-ban ....
    Baby you're my one and only...Trust me.
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    Wolf, you're my man in case they catch me and i need legal advice.
    Oh... you say that to all the snarky-MFP-meathead-lawyers-that-the-mods-often-ban ....
    Baby you're my one and only...Trust me.
    Ok, but just know that being my friend violates the Community Guidelines. True story.
  • cmajeff
    cmajeff Posts: 504 Member
    As a proud member of Team Zombie for the Zombie Apocalypse Fitness Challenge...

    Yes, we poop... we do this weekly before check in to try to log the extra weight loss, but it really depends on who we ate as to how fast they process. That's why we like the athletic ones, less leakage and more filling for longer

    It is really hard to keep under calories, I mean, who can just stop after a hand?? Oh and Vegan/Vegetarian zombies are eating the grass, that's why the lawns look cut in Walking Dead...

    Water is easy, we sit in a well for a few hours, soak it up and move on...

    Logging exercise... Walking, slow pace, eternity... tada...

    Now, run, I'm starting to get hungry again.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :heart:

    <3 Awesome
  • indisguise
    indisguise Posts: 235
    What was a Twinkie any how?

    spongy, yellow, delicious *kitten*
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    What was a Twinkie any how?

    spongy, yellow, delicious *kitten*
    Asians?
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    But do you ride a motorcycle...
    Yes.
    Shoot a crossbow...
    Yes. And a regular bow too.
    Kill countless zombies...
    If by "kill" you mean "sue," and by "zombies" you mean "morons," then yes.
    Look hot as hell even months after your last shower...
    That's subjective... though, please know, I rarely bathe.
    For the record OP you can sue me anyday.
    And by 'sue' I mean uh...nothing I can say here won't get me a strike.
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    For the record OP you can sue me anyday.
    And by 'sue' I mean uh...nothing I can say here won't get me a strike.
    I do give excellent lawsuit. Just sayin.
  • Handsett
    Handsett Posts: 37 Member
    no
    Pictures, or it didn't happen.

    Do-Zombies-Poop-225x300.jpg
    LMFAO!! HhhhaaAAAA
  • indisguise
    indisguise Posts: 235
    What was a Twinkie any how?

    spongy, yellow, delicious *kitten*
    Asians?

    Jersey Shore cast members. ;)
  • mcflat29
    mcflat29 Posts: 2,159 Member
    As a proud member of Team Zombie for the Zombie Apocalypse Fitness Challenge...

    Yes, we poop... we do this weekly before check in to try to log the extra weight loss, but it really depends on who we ate as to how fast they process. That's why we like the athletic ones, less leakage and more filling for longer

    It is really hard to keep under calories, I mean, who can just stop after a hand?? Oh and Vegan/Vegetarian zombies are eating the grass, that's why the lawns look cut in Walking Dead...

    Water is easy, we sit in a well for a few hours, soak it up and move on...

    Logging exercise... Walking, slow pace, eternity... tada...

    Now, run, I'm starting to get hungry again.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :heart:

    <3 Awesome

    Back at ya Fellow Zombie... What's say we catch a few treats here???
  • mcflat29
    mcflat29 Posts: 2,159 Member
    For the record OP you can sue me anyday.
    And by 'sue' I mean uh...nothing I can say here won't get me a strike.
    I do give excellent lawsuit. Just sayin.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Donnaakamagmid
    Donnaakamagmid Posts: 198 Member
    I'm a huge TWD fan but who the hell is mowing all the LAWNS:huh:

    The vegan zombies.

    Makes sense to me!
  • HeidibooJB
    HeidibooJB Posts: 62 Member
    What was a Twinkie any how?

    spongy, yellow, delicious *kitten*
    Asians?

    LOL
  • Scandinavia
    Scandinavia Posts: 291 Member
    Here's my question. Zombies are corpses, most of the ones on Walking Dead seem to be on the first(out of 5) stages of decomposition. Okay, maybe second, some are a little bloated.
    How come the process stops there?? I mean really, in a few weeks time they should all liquify, and there you go: No more zombies!!
    Or skeleton zombies? I don't know.

    I've accepted it as the fact that more and more people are being bitten and dying. Therefore, the beginning zombies are no longer undead, and the zombies we see now are from a much newer 'wave' of people being bitten.
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    I've accepted it as the fact that more and more people are being bitten and dying. Therefore, the beginning zombies are no longer undead, and the zombies we see now are from a much newer 'wave' of people being bitten.
    But... are they pooping?
  • Endman
    Endman Posts: 894
    As a proud member of Team Zombie for the Zombie Apocalypse Fitness Challenge...

    Yes, we poop... we do this weekly before check in to try to log the extra weight loss, but it really depends on who we ate as to how fast they process. That's why we like the athletic ones, less leakage and more filling for longer

    It is really hard to keep under calories, I mean, who can just stop after a hand?? Oh and Vegan/Vegetarian zombies are eating the grass, that's why the lawns look cut in Walking Dead...

    Water is easy, we sit in a well for a few hours, soak it up and move on...

    Logging exercise... Walking, slow pace, eternity... tada...

    Now, run, I'm starting to get hungry again.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :heart:
    As another proud member of Team Zombie, I must advise that we are not responsible for McFlat's behavior. :embarassed:
  • mcflat29
    mcflat29 Posts: 2,159 Member
    As a proud member of Team Zombie for the Zombie Apocalypse Fitness Challenge...

    Yes, we poop... we do this weekly before check in to try to log the extra weight loss, but it really depends on who we ate as to how fast they process. That's why we like the athletic ones, less leakage and more filling for longer

    It is really hard to keep under calories, I mean, who can just stop after a hand?? Oh and Vegan/Vegetarian zombies are eating the grass, that's why the lawns look cut in Walking Dead...

    Water is easy, we sit in a well for a few hours, soak it up and move on...

    Logging exercise... Walking, slow pace, eternity... tada...

    Now, run, I'm starting to get hungry again.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :heart:
    As another proud member of Team Zombie, I must advise that we are not responsible for McFlat's behavior. :embarassed:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's true, I'm uncontrollable
  • Endman
    Endman Posts: 894
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's true, I'm uncontrollable
    And incorrigible.

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