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Do Zombies Poop?
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You can have Rick. Too much baggage. I hear he still talks to his ex on the phone!!0 -
Meh..she can keep doing laundry.Good! Now we just have to get rid of Carol. She better keep her hands off him!0 -
But do you ride a motorcycle, shoot a crossbow, kill countless zombies and look hot as hell even months after your last shower?By that math, I'm man-enough for four... because I'm literally twice Daryl's size, and twice as manly.0 -
Yes.But do you ride a motorcycle...
Yes. And a regular bow too.Shoot a crossbow...
If by "kill" you mean "sue," and by "zombies" you mean "morons," then yes.Kill countless zombies...
That's subjective... though, please know, I rarely bathe.Look hot as hell even months after your last shower...0 -
Yes. And a regular bow too.
I shoot a recurve bow. Does that count?0 -
You're my woman in case of zombie apocalypse.I shoot a recurve bow. Does that count?0 -
You can have Rick. Too much baggage. I hear he still talks to his ex on the phone!!
You know I adore him in spite of that whole losing his mind thing
don't we all have baggage? Lolol 0 -
Wolf, you're my man in case they catch me and i need legal advice.0
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Best thread title ever :laugh:0
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Oh... you say that to all the snarky-MFP-meathead-lawyers-that-the-mods-often-ban ....Wolf, you're my man in case they catch me and i need legal advice.0 -
Wolf should get an award for something!! If people have to shovel their dogs poop who is shoveling the zombie poop-?0
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So, that's one vote for "anal leakage."
It has to be anal leakage... You see marathon runners suffer from this all the time.0 -
Baby you're my one and only...Trust me.Oh... you say that to all the snarky-MFP-meathead-lawyers-that-the-mods-often-ban ....0 -
Ok, but just know that being my friend violates the Community Guidelines. True story.Baby you're my one and only...Trust me.0 -
As a proud member of Team Zombie for the Zombie Apocalypse Fitness Challenge...
Yes, we poop... we do this weekly before check in to try to log the extra weight loss, but it really depends on who we ate as to how fast they process. That's why we like the athletic ones, less leakage and more filling for longer
It is really hard to keep under calories, I mean, who can just stop after a hand?? Oh and Vegan/Vegetarian zombies are eating the grass, that's why the lawns look cut in Walking Dead...
Water is easy, we sit in a well for a few hours, soak it up and move on...
Logging exercise... Walking, slow pace, eternity... tada...
Now, run, I'm starting to get hungry again.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Awesome 0 -
What was a Twinkie any how?
spongy, yellow, delicious *kitten*0 -
Asians?
spongy, yellow, delicious *kitten*0 -
For the record OP you can sue me anyday.Yes.
Yes. And a regular bow too.
If by "kill" you mean "sue," and by "zombies" you mean "morons," then yes.
That's subjective... though, please know, I rarely bathe.
And by 'sue' I mean uh...nothing I can say here won't get me a strike.0 -
I do give excellent lawsuit. Just sayin.For the record OP you can sue me anyday.
And by 'sue' I mean uh...nothing I can say here won't get me a strike.0 -
LMFAO!! HhhhaaAAAA0 -
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Back at ya Fellow Zombie... What's say we catch a few treats here???0 -
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The vegan zombies.
Makes sense to me!0 -
Asians?
LOL0 -
Here's my question. Zombies are corpses, most of the ones on Walking Dead seem to be on the first(out of 5) stages of decomposition. Okay, maybe second, some are a little bloated.
How come the process stops there?? I mean really, in a few weeks time they should all liquify, and there you go: No more zombies!!
Or skeleton zombies? I don't know.
I've accepted it as the fact that more and more people are being bitten and dying. Therefore, the beginning zombies are no longer undead, and the zombies we see now are from a much newer 'wave' of people being bitten.0 -
But... are they pooping?I've accepted it as the fact that more and more people are being bitten and dying. Therefore, the beginning zombies are no longer undead, and the zombies we see now are from a much newer 'wave' of people being bitten.0 -
As another proud member of Team Zombie, I must advise that we are not responsible for McFlat's behavior.As a proud member of Team Zombie for the Zombie Apocalypse Fitness Challenge...
Yes, we poop... we do this weekly before check in to try to log the extra weight loss, but it really depends on who we ate as to how fast they process. That's why we like the athletic ones, less leakage and more filling for longer
It is really hard to keep under calories, I mean, who can just stop after a hand?? Oh and Vegan/Vegetarian zombies are eating the grass, that's why the lawns look cut in Walking Dead...
Water is easy, we sit in a well for a few hours, soak it up and move on...
Logging exercise... Walking, slow pace, eternity... tada...
Now, run, I'm starting to get hungry again.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's true, I'm uncontrollableAs another proud member of Team Zombie, I must advise that we are not responsible for McFlat's behavior.0 -
And incorrigible.[
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's true, I'm uncontrollable0
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