No guy friends please.

stephdeeable
stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
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I'd like some friends, but only girls!!! My boyfriend said I can only be friends with girls, because I'm so charming and unbelievably good looking that he just knows that all these dudes will be tripping over each other trying to get with THIS.

Anyways, I better go - my boyfriend only allots me 20 minutes of computer use a day - just in case!

















PS) LOLZ. If my boyfriend ever told me what to do, I'd rip his penis off and wear it around my neck like a trophy.
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  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
    okay
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA :indifferent:
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    we'll do our best to refrain but it's going to be tough since you put yourself out there like that.....must.......resist......\m/
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Sorry, I couldn't be your friend anyway. I will only friend women who will make waffles with me, and then I promptly unfriend them.
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    Sorry, I couldn't be your friend anyway. I will only friend women who will make waffles with me, and then I promptly unfriend them.

    I prefer french toast.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    and.... I spit out coffee.
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    He's secretly hoping you'll bring one of them home.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Gender is a social construct.
  • shak29
    shak29 Posts: 114 Member
    Bwahahahahaha! Thank you for this!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Gender is a social construct.

    Well, I think, their might be some physical constructs as well. Not sure though.
  • amy1612
    amy1612 Posts: 1,356 Member


    PS) LOLZ. If my boyfriend ever told me what to do, I'd rip his penis off and wear it around my neck like a trophy.

    BAahahahahahahaha
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    I'd like some friends, but only girls!!! My boyfriend said I can only be friends with girls, because I'm so charming and unbelievably good looking that he just knows that all these dudes will be tripping over each other trying to get with THIS.

    Anyways, I better go - my boyfriend only allots me 20 minutes of computer use a day - just in case!

    PS) LOLZ. If my boyfriend ever told me what to do, I'd rip his penis off and wear it around my neck like a trophy.

    at first I was all :noway:

    and then I was all :laugh:

    and now I'm all :flowerforyou:

    pretty sure I'd like to be a friend:drinker:
  • 85klaudia85
    85klaudia85 Posts: 157
    'PS) LOLZ. If my boyfriend ever told me what to do, I'd rip his penis off and wear it around my neck like a trophy.'

    if it ever happens, please take some pictures! :D
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    I'd like some friends, but only girls!!! My boyfriend said I can only be friends with girls, because I'm so charming and unbelievably good looking that he just knows that all these dudes will be tripping over each other trying to get with THIS.

    Anyways, I better go - my boyfriend only allots me 20 minutes of computer use a day - just in case!

    PS) LOLZ. If my boyfriend ever told me what to do, I'd rip his penis off and wear it around my neck like a trophy.

    at first I was all :noway:

    and then I was all :laugh:

    and now I'm all :flowerforyou:

    pretty sure I'd like to be a friend:drinker:

    Please send pics proving your gender along with your FR.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    FINE! I didn't want to be friends with you anyway.

    PS. Pls tell your boyfriend I said "nice work!"
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    I'd like some friends, but only girls!!! My boyfriend said I can only be friends with girls, because I'm so charming and unbelievably good looking that he just knows that all these dudes will be tripping over each other trying to get with THIS.

    Anyways, I better go - my boyfriend only allots me 20 minutes of computer use a day - just in case!

    PS) LOLZ. If my boyfriend ever told me what to do, I'd rip his penis off and wear it around my neck like a trophy.

    at first I was all :noway:

    and then I was all :laugh:

    and now I'm all :flowerforyou:

    pretty sure I'd like to be a friend:drinker:

    Please send pics proving your gender along with your FR.

    but what if I'm a She-Male?

    FR sent.
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
    Bwahahahahaha! Thank you for this!

    I read "this" as "tits" for some reason. My mind is in the gutter today.
  • NinjaTheGinger
    NinjaTheGinger Posts: 89 Member
    Guys aren't the only ones you have to worry about "trying to get with this"..... Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    I can't friend you anyway. I have a rule against friending girls who leave the kitchen for any reason, let alone to be in the internet
  • Mhaney
    Mhaney Posts: 467 Member
    I see what you did there.
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    I can't friend you anyway. I have a rule against friending girls who leave the kitchen for any reason, let alone to be in the internet

    My sandwich maker picks up wifi.
  • NinjaTheGinger
    NinjaTheGinger Posts: 89 Member
    I can't friend you anyway. I have a rule against friending girls who leave the kitchen for any reason, let alone to be in the internet

    But...but... I was just going to the store to get you bread.
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
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  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    Bwahahahahaha! Thank you for this!

    I read "this" as "tits" for some reason. My mind is in the gutter today.

    my bf thanks god for tits everyday. just saying.
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    [IMGhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw6xlfO79J1qmye39.gif[/IMG]

    I was going to fix it for you, but I checked it first and there's no cats in it. Gif denied.
  • BigDave1050
    BigDave1050 Posts: 854 Member
    Friend request denied!

    jd_zps09f8a063.gif
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Guys...all they want is one thing anyway.

    Bacon.
  • determined_erin
    determined_erin Posts: 571 Member
    lol I love this parody thread.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    PS) LOLZ. If my boyfriend ever told me what to do, I'd rip his penis off and wear it around my neck like a trophy.
    [/quote]

    I was gonna ask if you had KIK and send my pics and FR until I read this....then I got scert!
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    aww... and I was hoping you were a woman who knew her place :(

    JUST KIDDING! you can call the lynch mob off :D

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