No guy friends please.

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  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
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    I can't friend you anyway. I have a rule against friending girls who leave the kitchen for any reason, let alone to be in the internet

    My sandwich maker picks up wifi.
  • NinjaTheGinger
    NinjaTheGinger Posts: 89 Member
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    I can't friend you anyway. I have a rule against friending girls who leave the kitchen for any reason, let alone to be in the internet

    But...but... I was just going to the store to get you bread.
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
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  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    Bwahahahahaha! Thank you for this!

    I read "this" as "tits" for some reason. My mind is in the gutter today.

    my bf thanks god for tits everyday. just saying.
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
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    [IMGhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw6xlfO79J1qmye39.gif[/IMG]

    I was going to fix it for you, but I checked it first and there's no cats in it. Gif denied.
  • BigDave1050
    BigDave1050 Posts: 854 Member
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    Friend request denied!

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  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    Guys...all they want is one thing anyway.

    Bacon.
  • determined_erin
    determined_erin Posts: 571 Member
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    lol I love this parody thread.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    PS) LOLZ. If my boyfriend ever told me what to do, I'd rip his penis off and wear it around my neck like a trophy.
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    I was gonna ask if you had KIK and send my pics and FR until I read this....then I got scert!
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
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    aww... and I was hoping you were a woman who knew her place :(

    JUST KIDDING! you can call the lynch mob off :D
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
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    [IMGhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw6xlfO79J1qmye39.gif[/IMG]

    I was going to fix it for you, but I checked it first and there's no cats in it. Gif denied.
    Denied seems to be the theme for today isnt it ? i fixed it by the way :)
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    Gender is a social construct.

    Well, I think, their might be some physical constructs as well. Not sure though.

    ACTUALLY THAT WOULD BE "SEX."
  • TiffersStr1
    TiffersStr1 Posts: 67 Member
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    Make sure to remove said "necklace" before weighing in. laugh:
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    Guys...all they want is one thing anyway.

    Bacon.

    and sammiches
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    I fail to see the humor in domestic violence
  • andyisandy
    andyisandy Posts: 433 Member
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    Inquiring minds want to know will necklace be small and hug your neck line or will it be dropping like a Mister t necklace. I'm guessing the first :laugh:
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
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    Make sure to remove said "necklace" before weighing in. laugh:

    naw, minimal size - won't affect her total weight
  • sclarktiw
    sclarktiw Posts: 217
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    I was waiting for this one! LOL

    You would never see me say "guy friends only".

    And yes Juliejustsaying...I LIKE BACON!!!
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
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    :heart:
  • CloakedPrincess
    CloakedPrincess Posts: 3
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    O.o

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