No guy friends please.

stephdeeable · February 2013

I can't friend you anyway. I have a rule against friending girls who leave the kitchen for any reason, let alone to be in the internet

My sandwich maker picks up wifi.

NinjaTheGinger · February 2013

I can't friend you anyway. I have a rule against friending girls who leave the kitchen for any reason, let alone to be in the internet

But...but... I was just going to the store to get you bread.

sam308lbs · February 2013

Juliejustsaying · February 2013

Bwahahahahaha! Thank you for this!

I read "this" as "tits" for some reason. My mind is in the gutter today.

my bf thanks god for tits everyday. just saying.

stephdeeable · February 2013

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I was going to fix it for you, but I checked it first and there's no cats in it. Gif denied.

BigDave1050 · February 2013

Friend request denied!

MizTerry · February 2013

Guys...all they want is one thing anyway.

Bacon.

determined_erin · February 2013

lol I love this parody thread.

harvo · February 2013

PS) LOLZ. If my boyfriend ever told me what to do, I'd rip his penis off and wear it around my neck like a trophy.
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I was gonna ask if you had KIK and send my pics and FR until I read this....then I got scert!

darkguardian419 · February 2013

aww... and I was hoping you were a woman who knew her place

JUST KIDDING! you can call the lynch mob off

sam308lbs · February 2013

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I was going to fix it for you, but I checked it first and there's no cats in it. Gif denied.

Denied seems to be the theme for today isnt it ? i fixed it by the way

firstsip · February 2013

Gender is a social construct.

Well, I think, their might be some physical constructs as well. Not sure though.

ACTUALLY THAT WOULD BE "SEX."

TiffersStr1 · February 2013

Make sure to remove said "necklace" before weighing in. laugh:

Juliejustsaying · February 2013

Guys...all they want is one thing anyway.

Bacon.

and sammiches

sunsnstatheart · February 2013

I fail to see the humor in domestic violence

andyisandy · February 2013

Inquiring minds want to know will necklace be small and hug your neck line or will it be dropping like a Mister t necklace. I'm guessing the first :laugh:

AllonsYtotheTardis · February 2013

Make sure to remove said "necklace" before weighing in. laugh:

naw, minimal size - won't affect her total weight

sclarktiw · February 2013

I was waiting for this one! LOL

You would never see me say "guy friends only".

And yes Juliejustsaying...I LIKE BACON!!!

theCarlton · February 2013

CloakedPrincess · February 2013

O.o

No guy friends please.

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