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No guy friends please.

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  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    [IMGhttp://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw6xlfO79J1qmye39.gif[/IMG]

    I was going to fix it for you, but I checked it first and there's no cats in it. Gif denied.
    Denied seems to be the theme for today isnt it ? i fixed it by the way :)
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Gender is a social construct.

    Well, I think, their might be some physical constructs as well. Not sure though.

    ACTUALLY THAT WOULD BE "SEX."
  • TiffersStr1
    TiffersStr1 Posts: 67 Member
    Make sure to remove said "necklace" before weighing in. laugh:
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    Guys...all they want is one thing anyway.

    Bacon.

    and sammiches
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    I fail to see the humor in domestic violence
  • andyisandy
    andyisandy Posts: 433 Member
    Inquiring minds want to know will necklace be small and hug your neck line or will it be dropping like a Mister t necklace. I'm guessing the first :laugh:
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    Make sure to remove said "necklace" before weighing in. laugh:

    naw, minimal size - won't affect her total weight
  • sclarktiw
    sclarktiw Posts: 217
    I was waiting for this one! LOL

    You would never see me say "guy friends only".

    And yes Juliejustsaying...I LIKE BACON!!!
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    :heart:
  • CloakedPrincess
    CloakedPrincess Posts: 3
    O.o
  • Lifting_Knitter
    Lifting_Knitter Posts: 1,025 Member
    At first I was like :mad: and then I was like :laugh:
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    Inquiring minds want to know will necklace be small and hug your neck line or will it be dropping like a Mister t necklace. I'm guessing the first :laugh:

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  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
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  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything, because it would have been all over my keyboard. Luckily we're already friends, so I'm ahead of the curve (and don't have to prove my gender? Hopefully?)


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  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    Put up a T*tty Tuesday pic and let the friend requests roll in

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  • nessagrace22
    nessagrace22 Posts: 430 Member

    at first I was all :noway:

    and then I was all :laugh:

    and now I'm all :flowerforyou:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    Gender is a social construct.

    Well, I think, their might be some physical constructs as well. Not sure though.

    This is correct, you can tell the difference by asking them which body parts are shaved.
  • CloakedPrincess
    CloakedPrincess Posts: 3
    Gender is a social construct.

    Well, I think, their might be some physical constructs as well. Not sure though.

    There are physical constructs to all things. Including different ethnic groups.. what's your point? They're still human.

    HUR
  • stealthSLOTH
    stealthSLOTH Posts: 695 Member
    PS) LOLZ. If my boyfriend ever told me what to do, I'd rip his penis off and wear it around my neck like a trophy.

    Is this like when someone wears an albatross around their neck?
  • twistygirl
    twistygirl Posts: 517 Member
    Who wants to be control. Girl get a life.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Serious replies make me chuckle.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    Yea, next time my wife gets mouthy with me, Imma gonna cut that b!tch!

    Hey, just trying to tie in to the SO mutilation humor thing...
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    And, I LOLed!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    I fail to see the humor in domestic violence
    Your sense of humor is broked then.
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
    Who wants to be control. Girl get a life.

    Yowza. I'm obviously trolling. If this was a serious post to someone actually in a controlling relationship, this would be a pretty terrible reply.
  • AbbieZabba
    AbbieZabba Posts: 110
    FINE! I didn't want to be friends with you anyway.

    PS. Pls tell your boyfriend I said "nice work!"
    And, I LOLed!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
    I can't friend you anyway. I have a rule against friending girls who leave the kitchen for any reason, let alone to be in the internet

    My sandwich maker picks up wifi.
    Doesn't matter, Like your sandwich maker, I don't care what's on your mind
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    I fail to see the humor in domestic violence
    Your sense of humor is broked then.

    Besides, it's not domestic violence if it's just a guy having his **** cut off. Geeze, get with it.
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    Serious replies make me chuckle.

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  • Nutella91
    Nutella91 Posts: 624 Member
    we'll do our best to refrain but it's going to be tough since you put yourself out there like that.....must.......resist......\m/

    haha this is awesome
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