Beat a dead horse thread.

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  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    All GMOs are bad for you.

    Damn right! If it hadnt been for those crazy native americans who took a natural organic grass and genetically engineer it into the devil's food we know as corn we wouldnt be fat. I blame the Incas!

    BTW...1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200
  • _happycats_
    _happycats_ Posts: 105 Member
    Any thoughts on a juice fast? I just finished watching this documentary called Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead! OMG Im never eating solid food again! Anyone have any luck with this? Dont reply if you haven't had luck with it, I only want to hear this is a good idea!!
  • Tennolina
    Tennolina Posts: 2,413
    If I lift, won't I end up looking like this?

    2gxqy5w.jpg
  • stefanieanne14
    stefanieanne14 Posts: 119 Member
    Any thoughts on a juice fast? It's called Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead and I just finished watching it! OMG Im never eating solid food again! Anyone have any luck with this? Dont reply if you haven't had luck with it, I only want to hear this is a good idea!!

    What is this amazing movie you speak of and that you are the very first to have discovered?!?!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Since horse meat is nothing but protein and I like am totally eating less than 1200 calories will I like lose 50lbs in a day if all I do is eat horse meat? Oh and I spend 9000000000000000000000000000000099 hours a day doing cardio.
  • lorenzoinlr
    lorenzoinlr Posts: 338 Member
    You know what annoys me.......
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels!
    I've heard humans taste a lot like pork
    Only the chubby ones...

    I knew there was a reason people licked their lips when I walked by!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    You know what annoys me.......

    farts in an elevator?
  • beattie1
    beattie1 Posts: 1,012 Member
    I thought this would be about frozen lasagne....... :noway:
  • stresco
    stresco Posts: 354 Member
    If I lift, won't I end up looking like this?

    2gxqy5w.jpg

    Vera DeMilo!

    ROFLMAO!!!
  • WillLift4Tats
    WillLift4Tats Posts: 1,699 Member
    If I lift, won't I end up looking like this?

    2gxqy5w.jpg

    Amazing.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    There is nothing better than oily discharge.

    LOL!! what??!!!
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    Let's compare things posted to the Nazis and Hitler
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    You know what annoys me.......


    Rhetorical questions?
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    OMG I'm so full. How does anyone eat over 1200 calories a day? What are some more foods I can eat?

    Horse meat lots of yummy delicious fried horse meat
  • TeresaB1979
    TeresaB1979 Posts: 158 Member
    I heard that eating 1200 cals per day means you will die of obesity in less than three weeks.
  • BeccaBollons
    BeccaBollons Posts: 652 Member
    I need friends. Who will make me accountable. And tell me I'm great, and not chide me for under/over eating. And support me, and read my diary everyday, and who say "way to go" a lot. And who never give a true opinion, just agree with me. And say "way to go". Oh yeah, do we need to eat back our exercise calories?
    Does eating (vigorous) count as exercise, therefore you can just keep eating all day?
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    I heard that eating 1200 cals per day means you will die of obesity in less than three weeks.

    Truth
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Let's compare things posted to the Nazis and Hitler

    1200 was a number invented by the Hitler regime to keep us all fat. He knew if he got the Allies to believe in this magical number 1200 that they would go into starvation mode and he could continue his plan to evenually take over the UK. However, Winston Churchill being a big supporter of 3000 and alcohol found out about the plan and sent news to the Americans who started doubling the rations of coke and french fries to the soldiers on the field who were able to defeat the Nazis. The japanese were also in on this why else would they make Americans think all they eat is fish and rice. GOD I'M F'EN SMART!
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I heard that eating 1200 cals per day means you will die of obesity in less than three weeks.

    Truth

    1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200 1200
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    I heard that eating 1200 cals per day means you will die of obesity in less than three weeks.

    Truth

    It's working for me! It's my life! I can do what I want!
  • TeresaB1979
    TeresaB1979 Posts: 158 Member
    Awesome replying to a thread! WTG! (I think you probably burnt 70 calories from all that typing too so.... AWESOME BURN!).:wink:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Use coconut oil for everything... Brush your teeth with it, put it in your hair....

    Makes a great lubricant too!

    For gears and parts...bunch of pre-verts
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Awesome replying to a thread! WTG! (I think you probably burnt 70 calories from all that typing too so.... AWESOME BURN!).:wink:

    120000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 calories burned for 35WPM
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    Use coconut oil for everything... Brush your teeth with it, put it in your hair....

    Makes a great lubricant too!

    For gears and parts...bunch of pre-verts


    Gears and parts....:bigsmile:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    What's the best sports bra for my G-cup boobs????



    I am having way too much fun with this thread.

    Seriously..what is the best sports bra for me G-cup...damn no ...my H- cup boobs??? :tongue:

    what about J cups??? d*mn you small-boobed elitists!!!


    My boobs are so big they have their own stellar satellites orbiting! No more wate loss for me I so dont want to lose Europa or Io.
  • TeresaB1979
    TeresaB1979 Posts: 158 Member
    I need friends. Who will make me accountable. And tell me I'm great, and not chide me for under/over eating. And support me, and read my diary everyday, and who say "way to go" a lot. And who never give a true opinion, just agree with me. And say "way to go". Oh yeah, do we need to eat back our exercise calories?
    Does eating (vigorous) count as exercise, therefore you can just keep eating all day?

    (I meant to post this one to you) :flowerforyou: Awesome replying to a thread! WTG! (I think you probably burnt 70 calories from all that typing too so.... AWESOME BURN!).
  • _happycats_
    _happycats_ Posts: 105 Member
    Any thoughts on a juice fast? It's called Fat, Sick and Nearly Dead and I just finished watching it! OMG Im never eating solid food again! Anyone have any luck with this? Dont reply if you haven't had luck with it, I only want to hear this is a good idea!!

    What is this amazing movie you speak of and that you are the very first to have discovered?!?!

    The solid food industry has been poisoning our minds and bodies for far too long!! The truth must be shared with the world!!! Don't tell me I'm wrong, that's just plain mean.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Awesome replying to a thread! WTG! (I think you probably burnt 70 calories from all that typing too so.... AWESOME BURN!).:wink:

    can I log typing as exercise? does it COUNT?
  • TeresaB1979
    TeresaB1979 Posts: 158 Member
    I heard that eating 1200 cals per day means you will die of obesity in less than three weeks.

    Truth

    It's working for me! It's my life! I can do what I want!

    Yeah it's your life...But for how long? I once stuck to 1200 cals for one day and I died three times. They kept resuscitating me because I was so fat they knew there wouldn't be a coffin big enough to hold me. :embarassed:

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